guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying
normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now
Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"
there's still a meeting today to find out what exactly new job is
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i literally came to work uphill in the snow so
My walk to school in the winter was over a bridge (so "uphill both ways") and often on sidewalks that hadn't been cleared, whereas the roadway had been, so the snow could pile up easily 5-6 feet
Kids these days, I tell ya :P
But real talk it was over a freeway and when the snow was piled up on the sidewalk, the reassuring 4' barrier on the bridge would suddenly only be like 2' high and the wind would gust down that concrete corridor and it suddenly felt a great deal more precarious
All because I wanted an education cute girls existed
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
That’s the paper clip you use to organize the paperwork on your prenuptial agreement.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Okay that Tiffany's page has slightly redeemed itself with its "Drop a Hint" feature which was useful in letting my brother know I'd really like a $200 paperclip for Christmas
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
conspicuous consumption is such a silly thing
like it's not that some idiot is duped into overpaying for something
they overpay for things on purpose as a status symbol
burn it all down basically
i mean the paperclip thing may be that or it may be viral marketing but it brought it to mind
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Tiffany artisans transform utilitarian items into handcrafted works of art. This shining ruler is elevated in luxe sterling silver and rich American walnut.
Sterling silver and American walnut with Tiffany Blue® enamel accent
6" long Instantly recognizable, the signature Tiffany Blue® hue of this design’s enamel accent has been as iconic as the brand itself since its founding in 1837
*looks at ruler*
Couscous on
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Now I am on a metro car but it hasn’t moved for two minutes because someone is blocking one of the doors from closing.
I almost clicked awesome on this post, but I didn't want to be misconstrued - it's not that I'm finding joy in your commute this morning, it's that in every step of the process so far where there could be misfortune, there has been, and there's something poetic about that.
ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
I am teaching an online course this week. So no flight for me. Thus I can stay in, enjoy this nice cup of coffee and watch what looks to be a second wave of snow.
I meant Kardashian...but fuck it I'm changing it to Cardassian.
I saw your error and immediately went to find a picture of a Cardassian to post, to really make a public fool of you, then was disappointed to see that you already edited it by the time I got my image link ready
And then I was happy again to see what the edit was
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
Now I am on a metro car but it hasn’t moved for two minutes because someone is blocking one of the doors from closing.
I almost clicked awesome on this post, but I didn't want to be misconstrued - it's not that I'm finding joy in your commute this morning, it's that in every step of the process so far where there could be misfortune, there has been, and there's something poetic about that.
At this point if an out of control bus doesn’t miss me by inches I’ll start to think it was all for naught.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
There's a $1000 can on that Tiffany's website
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I have a 40cm aluminium ruler, that's that good shit.
You can cut along it without cutting it in half, unlike with silver.
ok but you send me $4500 also because of the principle of equivalent exchange
*claps hands, slaps ground*
I will send you the equivalent amount of electricity required to transfer 4500 from your account to my account because we both know money isn't real anymore.
(But still more real than bitcoin)
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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My walk to school in the winter was over a bridge (so "uphill both ways") and often on sidewalks that hadn't been cleared, whereas the roadway had been, so the snow could pile up easily 5-6 feet
Kids these days, I tell ya :P
But real talk it was over a freeway and when the snow was piled up on the sidewalk, the reassuring 4' barrier on the bridge would suddenly only be like 2' high and the wind would gust down that concrete corridor and it suddenly felt a great deal more precarious
All because I wanted an education cute girls existed
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
like it's not that some idiot is duped into overpaying for something
they overpay for things on purpose as a status symbol
burn it all down basically
i mean the paperclip thing may be that or it may be viral marketing but it brought it to mind
https://www.tiffany.com/accessories/desk/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-ruler-60558507
*looks at ruler*
“Rich” people have solid gold paper lips
I almost clicked awesome on this post, but I didn't want to be misconstrued - it's not that I'm finding joy in your commute this morning, it's that in every step of the process so far where there could be misfortune, there has been, and there's something poetic about that.
https://www.tiffany.com/jewelry/decorative-accents/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-and-copper-watering-can-62119985?fromGrid=1&origin=browse&trackpdp=bg&tracktile=new&fromcid=3779727&trackgridpos=2
Inside my $275,000 greenhouse
https://www.tiffany.com/jewelry/decorative-accents/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-greenhouse-62203404?fromGrid=1&origin=browse&trackpdp=bg&fromcid=3779727&trackgridpos=1
plus nature already gave me one hiyooooooo
I saw your error and immediately went to find a picture of a Cardassian to post, to really make a public fool of you, then was disappointed to see that you already edited it by the time I got my image link ready
And then I was happy again to see what the edit was
how do you get accurate readings from looking at your feet while standing tho?
ok but you send me $4500 also because of the principle of equivalent exchange
*claps hands, slaps ground*
i just put my foot on the thing
Repurposing an everyday item into something else? I can see that being whimsical.
At this point if an out of control bus doesn’t miss me by inches I’ll start to think it was all for naught.
You can cut along it without cutting it in half, unlike with silver.
I will send you the equivalent amount of electricity required to transfer 4500 from your account to my account because we both know money isn't real anymore.
(But still more real than bitcoin)
Tinder or Bumble?
Tillamook
I am at a different office today
It requires me to go to this station which feeds several different train lines into a 4 way intersection
No one has any idea what to do so you’re either nearly always trampling someone or about to get trampled
Then you get to the train platform and everyone stands at the top of the stairs because it lets more people near the Grand Central exit
A model of engineering, if there ever was one