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Derek [Chat]er Sucks

PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
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Fuck Derek Jeter, I'd rather A rod make it in 100% over him.

I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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Derek [Chat]er Sucks 37 votes

Derek Jeter is the worst Derek, like the main character from American History X, better Derek
5% 2 votes
Seriously Fuck the Yankees
27% 10 votes
TIP YOUR HAT TO THE CAPTAIN
16% 6 votes
Yankee more like Yankme #gottem
16% 6 votes
The Podly option
35% 13 votes
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Tip your hat to the captain
    O Valley of Plenty, O Valley of Plenty...

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Private poll? What is this?

    America Kamiro.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I'd like a "Larry Walker" option, TBH

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Private poll? What is this?

    America Kamiro.

    not MY America

    You voted for this.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Fuck Derek Jeter, I'd rather A rod make it in 100% over him.

    Someone on FB was selling his high school card from Kalamazoo

    I didn't know he was from here

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    ALSO

    Gideon the Ninth rawked

    ALSO

    New William Gibson ebook downloaded GOOD SHIT

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    It's always jarring when watching a TV show and then you see a cast interview and almost none of the actors have the same accent.

    Yeah god damn british and australians taking our jorbs. Like the guy who played Dewey Crow the most american redneck failure on tv was hella australian. Like so australian.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    It's always jarring when watching a TV show and then you see a cast interview and almost none of the actors have the same accent.

    Yeah god damn british and australians taking our jorbs. Like the guy who played Dewey Crow the most american redneck failure on tv was hella australian. Like so australian.

    What the fuck is Boyd Crowder doing on a warmhearted ABC family comedy now

    have you seen that yet

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I also changed my password manager from LastPass to Bitwarden because the people behind LastPass seem a little bit incompetent

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    One time the Yankees were playing the M's here and I had tickets to the game.

    Every douchebro in the city who moved here from some shithole state that doesn't even have a baseball team piled into Safeco, spontaneously growing Yankee jerseies and caps.
    In the first few innings the Yankees took the lead (no surprise to us beleaguered Mariners fans) and the Yankees fans did their celebrating.
    As the game wore on, the M's continued to suck and the Yankees ran up the score. We're talking a 10+ run lead.

    And the god damn Yankees fans were hooting and hollering even louder than before. Just going apeshit like they had come back to take the lead against a powerful rival at the world series, instead of getting your 12th additional run against the worst team in the league. And to be this classless when you're in the opponents home stadium...

    Seriously, Fuck the Yankees

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    The worst team is the Expos.
    When's the last time they did anything

    Bless your heart.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Wait who?

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Discovery Update:

    Michael just discovered the ship's Grow Operation

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    It's always jarring when watching a TV show and then you see a cast interview and almost none of the actors have the same accent.

    Yeah god damn british and australians taking our jorbs. Like the guy who played Dewey Crow the most american redneck failure on tv was hella australian. Like so australian.

    What the fuck is Boyd Crowder doing on a warmhearted ABC family comedy now

    have you seen that yet

    Worse its on CBS. Yeah I saw that, and I imagine its just a scam, second season of the show he's going to turn his daughter out to get him extra money for a drug empire.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Aioua wrote: »
    One time the Yankees were playing the M's here and I had tickets to the game.

    Every douchebro in the city who moved here from some shithole state that doesn't even have a baseball team piled into Safeco, spontaneously growing Yankee jerseies and caps.
    In the first few innings the Yankees took the lead (no surprise to us beleaguered Mariners fans) and the Yankees fans did their celebrating.
    As the game wore on, the M's continued to suck and the Yankees ran up the score. We're talking a 10+ run lead.

    And the god damn Yankees fans were hooting and hollering even louder than before. Just going apeshit like they had come back to take the lead against a powerful rival at the world series, instead of getting your 12th additional run against the worst team in the league. And to be this classless when you're in the opponents home stadium...

    Seriously, Fuck the Yankees

    At a game in NY against the Ms fans threw batteries and coins. I remember there was a kid sitting by the mariner dugout that got hit by a thrown shot glass at the mariner dugout.

    I guess you dont have to know which choice I picked.

    Jubal77 on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    The worst team is the Expos.
    When's the last time they did anything

    Just won the world series with their alt outfit.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    God though I do remember how Mariners fans would though Monopoly money at A-rod whenever he came back to Seattle.

    For yeeears after he left the team.

    That's a quality grudge right there.

    (And nobody gets hurt when you throw pieces of paper on the field!)

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Preacher wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    The worst team is the Expos.
    When's the last time they did anything

    Just won the world series with their alt outfit.

    Had to move cities to do it
    doesn't count
    had to do it wearing this ugly ass shit
    h2b6yuwz9ybq.png

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    ALSO

    Gideon the Ninth rawked

    ALSO

    New William Gibson ebook downloaded GOOD SHIT

    Harrow the Ninth is coming soon

    its already got a BADASS cover

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    The Mariners were only cool when The Kid was playing for them
    Another old man hot take.

    Bless your heart.
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Seattle is rull good at holding a grudge.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    How does it feel to be so loved by an AI, Preacher?
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Seattle is rull good at holding a grudge.

    Yeah fuck the Steelers, too

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    What did Jeter do that made him so heinous?

    Other than giving Mariah Carey herpes, I mean.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    I don't even know who Derek Jeter is.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    What did Jeter do that made him so heinous?

    Other than giving Mariah Carey herpes, I mean.

    A year long retirement party.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't even know who Derek Jeter is.

    He was on Evening Shade with Burt Reynolds

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't even know who Derek Jeter is.

    He was on Evening Shade with Burt Reynolds

    I understood this reference!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
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    THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
    THE GREATEST

    Bless your heart.
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't even know who Derek Jeter is.

    He was on Evening Shade with Burt Reynolds

    Who is Burt Reynolds?

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    if you've convinced yourself jeter is worse than arod I think you have lost yourself to hate

    mostly I'm sorry you didn't get to have your team win in 1996 when you were 10, and then follow that up with 3 more titles.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't even know who Derek Jeter is.

    He was on Evening Shade with Burt Reynolds

    Who is Burt Reynolds?

    What's a truck?

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Jeter is a tool and also everything Russell Wilson has ever aspired to be.

    Seattle fans know this and are just sadsacks because the Instagram is coming from inside the house!

    Both will be in their respective Halls of Fame and deserve it.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    The Best Athletes of All Time
    Michael Jordan
    Ken Griffey Jr
    Mia Hamm
    Tiger Woods
    The 2019 USWNT
    The 1995 Atlanta Braves

    Bless your heart.
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    @Eddy you were the one saying you read A Darker Shade of Magic and it seemed kinda bad, right?

    I just started it and 40 pages in it seems kinda bad. The author is trying to write with cheeky flair but it doesn’t quite work (I’m also forever bored of magic London so it’s already got a mark against it).

    credeiki on
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    gZmfPbb.jpg

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    95 Braves just got lucky Seattle played their best series of the next 100 years.

    Serena Williams also makes any serious version if said list.

    It sucks Griffey got hurt

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Shit I should place a hold on agency from the library

    Or just wait for paperback and buy it but that’s a long time

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