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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    THESPOOKY wrote: »

    Lastly, KNIVES OUT is a mother fucking movie that I am probably about to watch again right now. I am so angry at myself for not seeing this in a theater. Holy shit, KNIVES OUT. 6/5

    *removes gloves*

    gurl this gon'ta get messy

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Knives Out is the best movie of last year*

    *
    Still need to see Parasite

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Knives Out was boring, funny as a carpet stain and completely destroyed the atmosphere it was trying to make. The talent on board was horribly wasted and it was a textbook case about how not to do a murder mystery.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    It was actually really good!

    Betcha didn't think of that

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    I didn't!

    *except for the Nazi child masturbating line, I could watch that forever on a loop

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I haven't seen it so I have no opinion other than I'm fairly certain I'm going to love it.

    That being said.. I think that is the first negative comment I've read about Knives Out.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

    They should maybe stop advertising it as one then.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I understand that it wasn't the movie you wanted it to be. And I'm sorry you didn't find it entertaining on its own merits

    ...that's all I got for you I guess but it's sincere

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    NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    Knives Out was a fantastic movie that knew exactly what it wanted to do and did it very well, with an amazing cast, and ended up giving a big old boost to the entire Murder Mystery genre, which has long been nothing so much as a way for Serious Actors to Act Seriously, while secretly smelling their own farts, albeit in a Serious Manner. Kenneth Branagh's Murder on the Orient Express, I am talking about you, yes.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

    There are elements that are revealed similar to a whodunnit, but yeah, it is a character drama wearing murder mystery clothing, and if your measure of the movie is “how good of a murder mystery is this”, then your result is gonna be skewed because it was never a murder mystery and not trying to be one.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

    There are elements that are revealed similar to a whodunnit, but yeah, it is a character drama wearing murder mystery clothing, and if your measure of the movie is “how good of a murder mystery is this”, then your result is gonna be skewed because it was never a murder mystery and not trying to be one.

    And yet people on this page are calling it exactly that and every review I read called it a murder mystery or a whodunnit or a new Agatha Christie. You can google hundreds of places calling it that. It was ABSOLUTELY trying to be one.

    I was not wrong to expect that going into it. Arguing that it is not that and I shouldn't have WANTED that is ridiculous quite frankly.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I feel like a feature of the murder mystery story is "this isn't really about the murder," though

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

    There are elements that are revealed similar to a whodunnit, but yeah, it is a character drama wearing murder mystery clothing, and if your measure of the movie is “how good of a murder mystery is this”, then your result is gonna be skewed because it was never a murder mystery and not trying to be one.

    And yet people on this page are calling it exactly that and every review I read called it a murder mystery or a whodunnit or a new Agatha Christie. You can google hundreds of places calling it that. It was ABSOLUTELY trying to be one.

    I was not wrong to expect that going into it. Arguing that it is not that and I shouldn't have WANTED that is ridiculous quite frankly.

    Wouldn’t be the first time marketing give the wrong impression about a movie.

    Like, I’m agreeing with you! If you went in expecting it, if is legit gonna be confusing, because big important pieces of a murder mystery are either missing or stood on their heads!

    But the movie knows it’s not a straight up and down murder mystery and isn’t interested in trying to be one. For what it’s worth, I do think the movie is pretty clear about what it IS pretty early on.

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

    There are elements that are revealed similar to a whodunnit, but yeah, it is a character drama wearing murder mystery clothing, and if your measure of the movie is “how good of a murder mystery is this”, then your result is gonna be skewed because it was never a murder mystery and not trying to be one.

    And yet people on this page are calling it exactly that and every review I read called it a murder mystery or a whodunnit or a new Agatha Christie. You can google hundreds of places calling it that. It was ABSOLUTELY trying to be one.

    I was not wrong to expect that going into it. Arguing that it is not that and I shouldn't have WANTED that is ridiculous quite frankly.

    Because it's absolutely a take on the murder mystery genre. It just twists the nature of the genre a quarter of the way through the movie. I don't understand how someone can be upset about a movie having a surprise.

    Ironically, Parasite does almost exactly the same thing.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    that is because a twist of the movie is that it's not a murder mystery and you're supposed to not be expecting the swerve

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Narbus wrote: »
    Knives Out was a fantastic movie that knew exactly what it wanted to do and did it very well, with an amazing cast, and ended up giving a big old boost to the entire Murder Mystery genre, which has long been nothing so much as a way for Serious Actors to Act Seriously, while secretly smelling their own farts, albeit in a Serious Manner. Kenneth Branagh's Murder on the Orient Express, I am talking about you, yes.

    Ahhh yes, who could ever forget Angela Lansbury's very serious acting in Death On the Nile.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

    They should maybe stop advertising it as one then.

    I had no idea you were that person who sued because the trailer for Drive made it look like a darker Fast & Furious movie.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I mean they both have cars and are extremely boring so I honestly wouldn't consider that false representation

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I mean they both have cars and are extremely boring so I honestly wouldn't consider that false representation

    Oh my goodness thems are some fighting words.

    Don't you trash talk my favorite human bean.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I mean they both have cars and are extremely boring so I honestly wouldn't consider that false representation

    Oh my goodness thems are some fighting words.

    Don't you trash talk my favorite human bean.

    that song is about Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger and Drive using it is tantamount to stolen valor!!

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I wonder if Drive would hold up for me on rewatch. Granted I’m one of the few who kinda liked neon demon. So probably

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Knives Out isn't actually a murder mystery

    They should maybe stop advertising it as one then.

    I had no idea you were that person who sued because the trailer for Drive made it look like a darker Fast & Furious movie.

    That is a quite a leap you're making. I guess you have not seen a single review, person or advertisement calling it a whodunnit or a murder mystery. That is heck of impressive! But not impossible.

    Please, then, to take 10 seconds to google the same and I can assure you you'll get at least 5 and maybe as many as a thousand results. Then you can continue on you pilgrimage to of how it makes ME the bad and wrong one.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I honestly don’t know how else you would advertise it tbh.

    How did they advertise Clue back in the day?

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I wonder if Drive would hold up for me on rewatch. Granted I’m one of the few who kinda liked neon demon. So probably

    It's very very good.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I wonder if Drive would hold up for me on rewatch. Granted I’m one of the few who kinda liked neon demon. So probably

    Neon demon was alright, I kinda liked it too

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I loved loved loved Knives Out and y'all are being kinda shitty

    Pink didn't like it, they thought it was gonna be one thing and didn't like what it actually was and had a bad time

    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Everybody is wrong all of the time.

    Especially me.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Everybody is wrong all of the time.

    Especially me.

    ESPECIALLY you!

    ( <3 )

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I'll be seeing Knives Out 2 day one

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'll be seeing Knives Out 2 day one

    I bought the movie digitally the moment it became available and I will buy the steel-case bluray on Tuesday. I have never done that with a movie before.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Watched Amadeus for the first time

    holy shit

    I can't remember the last time I saw a movie that I actually felt was... sublime

    That it elevated the medium, that had Meaning

    What a thing

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Fuck Salieri though.

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    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    I loved loved loved Knives Out and y'all are being kinda shitty

    Pink didn't like it, they thought it was gonna be one thing and didn't like what it actually was and had a bad time

    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

    Not liking it is fine. But getting mad at a movie and calling it bad because it wasn't "as advertised" is kind of silly and just about bottom rung of the ladder criticism.

    I don't think Knives Out is even in the top 5 of the year for me but I definitely appreciate what it did with the murder mystery genre.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Ive got a bottom rung for you

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    Stop hitting on me.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    I loved loved loved Knives Out and y'all are being kinda shitty

    Pink didn't like it, they thought it was gonna be one thing and didn't like what it actually was and had a bad time

    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

    Not liking it is fine. But getting mad at a movie and calling it bad because it wasn't "as advertised" is kind of silly and just about bottom rung of the ladder criticism.

    I don't think Knives Out is even in the top 5 of the year for me but I definitely appreciate what it did with the murder mystery genre.
    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

    Responding to someone explaining why they were disappointed because they were expecting a whodunnit and didn't get that with "you opinion is silly and bottom rung criticism" is hilariously snooty and condescending dude

    Pink's feelings are just as valid as yours and don't have to meet some invisible threshold of conduct

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    SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    I loved loved loved Knives Out and y'all are being kinda shitty

    Pink didn't like it, they thought it was gonna be one thing and didn't like what it actually was and had a bad time

    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

    Not liking it is fine. But getting mad at a movie and calling it bad because it wasn't "as advertised" is kind of silly and just about bottom rung of the ladder criticism.

    I don't think Knives Out is even in the top 5 of the year for me but I definitely appreciate what it did with the murder mystery genre.
    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

    Responding to someone explaining why they were disappointed because they were expecting a whodunnit and didn't get that with "you opinion is silly and bottom rung criticism" is hilariously snooty and condescending dude

    Pink's feelings are just as valid as yours and don't have to meet some invisible threshold of conduct

    Stop trying to mod the thread when you're not a moderator. I think Pink can manage their own conversation without you getting offended on their behalf.

    I think people should criticise art based on it's content. Not it's marketing campaign. I'm not invalidating Pink's criticism. I'm saying it's not very insightful or thought provoking. They're still entitled to that opinion though.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    I loved loved loved Knives Out and y'all are being kinda shitty

    Pink didn't like it, they thought it was gonna be one thing and didn't like what it actually was and had a bad time

    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

    Not liking it is fine. But getting mad at a movie and calling it bad because it wasn't "as advertised" is kind of silly and just about bottom rung of the ladder criticism.

    I don't think Knives Out is even in the top 5 of the year for me but I definitely appreciate what it did with the murder mystery genre.
    That's fine and you don't have to fuckin explain why they are wrong for feeling that way or get super condescending

    Responding to someone explaining why they were disappointed because they were expecting a whodunnit and didn't get that with "you opinion is silly and bottom rung criticism" is hilariously snooty and condescending dude

    Pink's feelings are just as valid as yours and don't have to meet some invisible threshold of conduct

    Stop trying to mod the thread when you're not a moderator. I think Pink can manage their own conversation without you getting offended on their behalf.

    I think people should criticise art based on it's content. Not it's marketing campaign. I'm not invalidating Pink's criticism. I'm saying it's not very insightful or thought provoking. They're still entitled to that opinion though.

    That's a massive oversimplification and outright false interpretation of why I didn't like the film. I have specified multiple other reasons why I didn't like it besides the possible fact is it marketed as something it isn't, something I don't agree with at all.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    can I post stuff about documentaries here


    Hm that's funny, I can hear this documentary title

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