Well you probably have gotten lucky then. Because if you had one with listeria you would know real fast.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
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I normally refuse to buy tyson because they're a shit company but I wanted some quick heat chicken for tacos and wraps
Guess I won't make that mistake again.
Bless your heart.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I normally refuse to buy tyson because they're a shit company but I wanted some quick heat chicken for tacos and wraps
Guess I won't make that mistake again.
i'm honesty not sure you can reheat chicken faster than you can just cook chicken
Mostly my Rimworld strategy is to send Honk out with a handgun and hope he comes back with more than 37% brain function.
Don't need brain to shoot gun bang bang
Apparently at 37% consciousness your pawns just pass out every few steps. It's okay though in that game we gave Honk a nice sarcophagus, which a few days later got mortared and he fell out and was eaten by wild animals, 5/7 would Honk again.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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i am being somewhat flip but these days i'll just buy some decent breasts or thighs and just batch cook on sunday and then vacuum seal them and they'll last at least through thursday dinner
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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i need to try to score concert tickets in an hour and the cell reception in the office is getting bad again
who knows if concerts will actually be happening in october but it's worth a shot
I am going to be 100% bummed if my concert in late September gets canceled.
I've got theatre tickets that have been rearranged twice now, and every time requires rebooking of leave and rearranging travel and accommodation with my friend who is coming up from London
Hopefully they won't get rearranged a third time - what could possibly go wrong with a trip booked for Friday 13th August
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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the diced chicken takes 1 1/2 minutes to cook
jsut enough time for me to get all the other ingredients out and ready
Scottish twitter is presently mostly people saying "anyone but England" is juvenile and we should move past it as a nation
Some proportion of those are serious and the rest are mocking the other proportion and nobody will ever be able to tell which are which
I'm loving the "anyone but England" stuff for some reason - maybe I'm a masochist
I also love Tav's commitment to tweeting in the language of whoever England is playing before every match
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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I don't feel good cheering for either team but also im not a futbol fan so i guess it doesnt matter anyway
Bless your heart.
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One of my uncles is refusing to get the vaccine and forwarded a video to another uncle where a man in a very authoritative lab coat spends a lot of time using prefaces like "the vaccines may" for possible facts like "be associated with Alzheimer's" and "not be particularly effective" and also "be full of nanobots that go up and attach to your brain and control you."
As my dad said "well, if you have six kids some are gonna be duds."
He says part of why he's not getting the vaccine is that he's "never been sick a day in his life," which I think is kind of fucked up because it means he was faking the cancer the whole time >: (
I was just talking to my buds about finding stuff on old high school friends
Mine was a bummer but one of the guys they knew in high school — a goof, nice guy, was really into Warhammer, I believe dropped out, etc — joined the military and now has two medals of bravery: one for disarming an IED with no gear on, and one for rushing into a burning building to save a child and her mother.
God damn
Damn, what am I doing with my life.
I only have one medal for being the world's most attractive astronaut.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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counter examples don't count
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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BrodyThe WatchThe First ShoreRegistered Userregular
hmm another guy just went to work from home for the rest of the day
can we just
just do that?
would my boss even know if i did considering she's not in?
you have been your own prisoner the whole time
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Scottish twitter is presently mostly people saying "anyone but England" is juvenile and we should move past it as a nation
Some proportion of those are serious and the rest are mocking the other proportion and nobody will ever be able to tell which are which
An interesting juxtaposition of "we should move past this as a nation" and "maybe we should reconsider being part of the nation" is going on there.
I don't think that's quite it, but certainly the conflation of England and the UK is part of what fuels the ABE sentiment
Oh I don't mean that that's part of the "anyone but England," I just think it's funny that some people are like "let's move past this as a nation" at the same time that the political atmosphere is not devoid of sentiment involving exiting the union because old English people decided to fuck you because ??? ENGLANDBRITAIN #1
Basically "your dislike of England is juvenile and we should move past it" feels, to me (an outsider who doesn't keep super tabs on British politics, admittedly), a lot like "Ireland should remember who its real friends are."
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i've never done a drug harder than a marijuana cigarette but someone i know described ecstasy as "taking a loan from the happiness bank that you repay with interest" and i always thought that was a great description
I got pretty big into x for about six months before I met my wife (I was pretty big into everything six months before I met my wife tho) and I still miss it to this day but I haven't had it in 16 years.
God knows what the shit I was getting from Atlanta in 2005 was actually made of though. Probably recycled batteries.
I've probably told this story before but about a decade or so ago a friend of mine randomly texted me on a Saturday night and the convo pretty much went:
"Hey hi!"
"Hey, what's up?"
"You smoked weed right?"
"Uh, yeah it's been awhile but sure."
"Ok so can I ask you a question?"
"Of course"
"So I smoked for the first time last night and now I'm still high is that normal?"
"Wait, how long as it been since you stopped?"
"Um, pretty long. Over a day I think?"
"No... no that's not normal. ...wait, hold on"
*googles the growth in potency of weed over the last 15 years*
"Ok, so that's apparently a thing now. A dumb thing that shouldn't have happened because what the fuck. But whoever gave that to you as your first experience with it is an asshole. Also you might be high for another half a day."
This was 100% me in Vegas two years ago when I went to a dispensary and just asked for something mellow to watch cartoons in the hotel room and I was given a vape pen that wrecked my shit and I tossed it after.
I really want to try getting high with people who are actually used to doing this. I'll feel fairly fucked up after some edibles, but it doesn't matter how hard I hit this pen I'm not sure I'm getting fucking anything.
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I am going to be 100% bummed if my concert in late September gets canceled.
god bless
yeah i've got tickets for one end of september as well and it will be really annoying if it doesn't work out
Guess I won't make that mistake again.
i'm honesty not sure you can reheat chicken faster than you can just cook chicken
Apparently at 37% consciousness your pawns just pass out every few steps. It's okay though in that game we gave Honk a nice sarcophagus, which a few days later got mortared and he fell out and was eaten by wild animals, 5/7 would Honk again.
but they're listening to every word I say
can we just
just do that?
would my boss even know if i did considering she's not in?
Guaranteed she arrives at work moments after you leave.
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I've got theatre tickets that have been rearranged twice now, and every time requires rebooking of leave and rearranging travel and accommodation with my friend who is coming up from London
Hopefully they won't get rearranged a third time - what could possibly go wrong with a trip booked for Friday 13th August
jsut enough time for me to get all the other ingredients out and ready
Become an edgy reporter for Vice 15 years ago when that was the main kind of article they published.
but they're listening to every word I say
Scottish twitter is presently mostly people saying "anyone but England" is juvenile and we should move past it as a nation
Some proportion of those are serious and the rest are mocking the other proportion and nobody will ever be able to tell which are which
An interesting juxtaposition of "we should move past this as a nation" and "maybe we should reconsider being part of the nation" is going on there.
I'm loving the "anyone but England" stuff for some reason - maybe I'm a masochist
I also love Tav's commitment to tweeting in the language of whoever England is playing before every match
As my dad said "well, if you have six kids some are gonna be duds."
He says part of why he's not getting the vaccine is that he's "never been sick a day in his life," which I think is kind of fucked up because it means he was faking the cancer the whole time >: (
I don't think that's quite it, but certainly the conflation of England and the UK is part of what fuels the ABE sentiment
Damn, what am I doing with my life.
I only have one medal for being the world's most attractive astronaut.
but they're listening to every word I say
Damnit Kyle.
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
you have been your own prisoner the whole time
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I only found him attractive as Nite Owl. Long-ish hair, nerdy, kind of stocky.
Unf.
what you've not seen is that i've eaten nothing but pasta for the last week
genuinely worried my hands are gonna be stuck like this
But then I’d have to write articles boooo
just outsource your articles to poor grad students that don't know any better
Taaaaaaake onnnnn meeeeee
Taaaaaake meeeeee onnnn
I’llllll beeeeee gonnneeeee in a day or twoooooo
Oh I don't mean that that's part of the "anyone but England," I just think it's funny that some people are like "let's move past this as a nation" at the same time that the political atmosphere is not devoid of sentiment involving exiting the union because old English people decided to fuck you because ??? ENGLANDBRITAIN #1
Basically "your dislike of England is juvenile and we should move past it" feels, to me (an outsider who doesn't keep super tabs on British politics, admittedly), a lot like "Ireland should remember who its real friends are."
I really want to try getting high with people who are actually used to doing this. I'll feel fairly fucked up after some edibles, but it doesn't matter how hard I hit this pen I'm not sure I'm getting fucking anything.
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
Problem solved