i've never done a drug harder than a marijuana cigarette but someone i know described ecstasy as "taking a loan from the happiness bank that you repay with interest" and i always thought that was a great description
I got pretty big into x for about six months before I met my wife (I was pretty big into everything six months before I met my wife tho) and I still miss it to this day but I haven't had it in 16 years.
God knows what the shit I was getting from Atlanta in 2005 was actually made of though. Probably recycled batteries.
I've probably told this story before but about a decade or so ago a friend of mine randomly texted me on a Saturday night and the convo pretty much went:
"Hey hi!"
"Hey, what's up?"
"You smoked weed right?"
"Uh, yeah it's been awhile but sure."
"Ok so can I ask you a question?"
"Of course"
"So I smoked for the first time last night and now I'm still high is that normal?"
"Wait, how long as it been since you stopped?"
"Um, pretty long. Over a day I think?"
"No... no that's not normal. ...wait, hold on"
*googles the growth in potency of weed over the last 15 years*
"Ok, so that's apparently a thing now. A dumb thing that shouldn't have happened because what the fuck. But whoever gave that to you as your first experience with it is an asshole. Also you might be high for another half a day."
This was 100% me in Vegas two years ago when I went to a dispensary and just asked for something mellow to watch cartoons in the hotel room and I was given a vape pen that wrecked my shit and I tossed it after.
I really want to try getting high with people who are actually used to doing this. I'll feel fairly fucked up after some edibles, but it doesn't matter how hard I hit this pen I'm not sure I'm getting fucking anything.
are you actually drawing into your lungs or just into your mouth and then blowing it out?
i guess question 0.5 have you ever smoked anything before?
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg
it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg
Clearly they have never heard of my people, the Philadelphians.
I really like Patrick Wilson, I hope he doesn’t suck personally.
He’s generic as hell but in a very pleasant way.
I only found him attractive as Nite Owl. Long-ish hair, nerdy, kind of stocky.
Unf.
mim likes em thicc
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg
Clearly they have never heard of my people, the Philadelphians.
even the Blues and the Greens of Constantinople look at sports fans from Philly and think they should turn it down a bit.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg
Clearly they have never heard of my people, the Philadelphians.
even the Blues and the Greens of Constantinople look at sports fans from Philly and think they should turn it down a bit.
When that dude puked on the kid rooting for the other team that wasn’t from Philly, just because the other team wasn’t from Philly, I thought we had strayed too far from God’s light.
But then when her dad, a cop, turned around and beat the shit out of the dude who puked on his kid and folks denied seeing anything, I knew we were going to be okay.
Then the Eagles won the superbowl and people ate horse shit to celebrate and I just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mim on
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Mostly my Rimworld strategy is to send Honk out with a handgun and hope he comes back with more than 37% brain function.
Don't need brain to shoot gun bang bang
Apparently at 37% consciousness your pawns just pass out every few steps. It's okay though in that game we gave Honk a nice sarcophagus, which a few days later got mortared and he fell out and was eaten by wild animals, 5/7 would Honk again.
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are you actually drawing into your lungs or just into your mouth and then blowing it out?
i guess question 0.5 have you ever smoked anything before?
I was macebelling while watching and had to stop because I was laughing too hard
I suppose it depends on how strong one's conception of "a nation" is when part of it passes an independence referendum defeated on a 5-point margin
holy fucking shit
Clearly they have never heard of my people, the Philadelphians.
mim likes em thicc
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
even the Blues and the Greens of Constantinople look at sports fans from Philly and think they should turn it down a bit.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
When that dude puked on the kid rooting for the other team that wasn’t from Philly, just because the other team wasn’t from Philly, I thought we had strayed too far from God’s light.
But then when her dad, a cop, turned around and beat the shit out of the dude who puked on his kid and folks denied seeing anything, I knew we were going to be okay.
Then the Eagles won the superbowl and people ate horse shit to celebrate and I just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sounds like rain canceled maces, and it's up to Echo to cancel rain.
Just a bit. I like the weight.
I should get a weighted blanket…
yesterday my coworker said, "if you're tired, you should just go home early and lie down."
then she went home early, to lie down!
He needs to take his mace outside and shake it up at the sky and challenge Thor to a duel.
Big Chungus vs Mjölnir - Live on PPV!
Italy gave us carbonara, art, and hot people.
What has England given us
i like the cut of her jib
The United States
tikka masala, shoegaze, and hot people
Without us, 65 countries wouldn't have Independence Day celebrations
Now?
Okay
*Removes shirt*
I only agree to this.
Everything else, I mean England had it but then lost it. So…did they really give it or did they just suck at keeping it?
A wife beater, and some hippies.
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Are they as hot as italian people
Hmm I think that’s why she always hits on me
They know what they did.
You were quite fit when I met you. Anyone not taken in by your beauty should go straight to jail.
37% is closer to 3/7 Honk.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Roger Allam
John Finnemore
Stephen Merchant
John Oliver
David Mitchell
Tikka masala was Scotland