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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Brody wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i've never done a drug harder than a marijuana cigarette but someone i know described ecstasy as "taking a loan from the happiness bank that you repay with interest" and i always thought that was a great description

    I got pretty big into x for about six months before I met my wife (I was pretty big into everything six months before I met my wife tho) and I still miss it to this day but I haven't had it in 16 years.

    God knows what the shit I was getting from Atlanta in 2005 was actually made of though. Probably recycled batteries.

    I've probably told this story before but about a decade or so ago a friend of mine randomly texted me on a Saturday night and the convo pretty much went:

    "Hey hi!"
    "Hey, what's up?"
    "You smoked weed right?"
    "Uh, yeah it's been awhile but sure."
    "Ok so can I ask you a question?"
    "Of course"
    "So I smoked for the first time last night and now I'm still high is that normal?"
    "Wait, how long as it been since you stopped?"
    "Um, pretty long. Over a day I think?"
    "No... no that's not normal. ...wait, hold on"
    *googles the growth in potency of weed over the last 15 years*
    "Ok, so that's apparently a thing now. A dumb thing that shouldn't have happened because what the fuck. But whoever gave that to you as your first experience with it is an asshole. Also you might be high for another half a day."

    This was 100% me in Vegas two years ago when I went to a dispensary and just asked for something mellow to watch cartoons in the hotel room and I was given a vape pen that wrecked my shit and I tossed it after.

    I really want to try getting high with people who are actually used to doing this. I'll feel fairly fucked up after some edibles, but it doesn't matter how hard I hit this pen I'm not sure I'm getting fucking anything.

    are you actually drawing into your lungs or just into your mouth and then blowing it out?

    i guess question 0.5 have you ever smoked anything before?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    oh my god watched the first few episodes of I Think You Should Leave and it's great

    I was macebelling while watching and had to stop because I was laughing too hard

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
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    Scottish twitter is presently mostly people saying "anyone but England" is juvenile and we should move past it as a nation

    Some proportion of those are serious and the rest are mocking the other proportion and nobody will ever be able to tell which are which

    I suppose it depends on how strong one's conception of "a nation" is when part of it passes an independence referendum defeated on a 5-point margin

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    It's probably not helping that Boris Johnson is willing to commit mass murder for these games

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Tav wrote: »
    it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg

    Clearly they have never heard of my people, the Philadelphians.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Echo cancels maces: interrupted by rain

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I really like Patrick Wilson, I hope he doesn’t suck personally.

    He’s generic as hell but in a very pleasant way.

    I only found him attractive as Nite Owl. Long-ish hair, nerdy, kind of stocky.

    Unf.

    mim likes em thicc

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Didn't rain so much I felt inconvenienced enough to go home, but good luck with the grip on a damp mace.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg

    Clearly they have never heard of my people, the Philadelphians.

    even the Blues and the Greens of Constantinople look at sports fans from Philly and think they should turn it down a bit.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Knights are really just cops, therefore Patrick Stewart is a cop.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    you do have to hand it to Italy: they're not England

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    it's very funny seeing people who don't watch football going "england are disgraceful because their fans booing the anthem and cheating during the match, i can't believe they're getting away with it" as if that isn't just the absolute tip of the iceberg

    Clearly they have never heard of my people, the Philadelphians.

    even the Blues and the Greens of Constantinople look at sports fans from Philly and think they should turn it down a bit.

    When that dude puked on the kid rooting for the other team that wasn’t from Philly, just because the other team wasn’t from Philly, I thought we had strayed too far from God’s light.

    But then when her dad, a cop, turned around and beat the shit out of the dude who puked on his kid and folks denied seeing anything, I knew we were going to be okay.

    Then the Eagles won the superbowl and people ate horse shit to celebrate and I just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Mim on
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Echo wrote: »
    Echo cancels maces: interrupted by rain

    Sounds like rain canceled maces, and it's up to Echo to cancel rain.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I really like Patrick Wilson, I hope he doesn’t suck personally.

    He’s generic as hell but in a very pleasant way.

    I only found him attractive as Nite Owl. Long-ish hair, nerdy, kind of stocky.

    Unf.

    mim likes em thicc

    Just a bit. I like the weight.

    I should get a weighted blanket…

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm another guy just went to work from home for the rest of the day

    can we just

    just do that?

    would my boss even know if i did considering she's not in?

    yesterday my coworker said, "if you're tired, you should just go home early and lie down."

    then she went home early, to lie down!

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I guess the word Knight is derived from a term that means "servant boy"

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Echo wrote: »
    Echo cancels maces: interrupted by rain

    Sounds like rain canceled maces, and it's up to Echo to cancel rain.

    He needs to take his mace outside and shake it up at the sky and challenge Thor to a duel.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Echo cancels maces: interrupted by rain

    Sounds like rain canceled maces, and it's up to Echo to cancel rain.

    He needs to take his mace outside and shake it up at the sky and challenge Thor to a duel.

    Big Chungus vs Mjölnir - Live on PPV!

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    kedinik wrote: »
    you do have to hand it to Italy: they're not England

    Italy gave us carbonara, art, and hot people.

    What has England given us

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    kedinik wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm another guy just went to work from home for the rest of the day

    can we just

    just do that?

    would my boss even know if i did considering she's not in?

    yesterday my coworker said, "if you're tired, you should just go home early and lie down."

    then she went home early, to lie down!

    i like the cut of her jib

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    you do have to hand it to Italy: they're not England

    Italy gave us carbonara, art, and hot people.

    What has England given us

    The United States

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    you do have to hand it to Italy: they're not England

    Italy gave us carbonara, art, and hot people.

    What has England given us

    tikka masala, shoegaze, and hot people

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    you do have to hand it to Italy: they're not England

    Italy gave us carbonara, art, and hot people.

    What has England given us

    Without us, 65 countries wouldn't have Independence Day celebrations

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Chanus
    The Beatles

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    When do I need to start patriotically drinking?

    Now?

    Okay

    *Removes shirt*

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Corgis

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Corgis

    I only agree to this.

    Everything else, I mean England had it but then lost it. So…did they really give it or did they just suck at keeping it?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Kamiro wrote: »
    The Beatles

    A wife beater, and some hippies.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    hot people per capita is arguably higher in Italy but England does have Daniel Craig

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    you do have to hand it to Italy: they're not England

    Italy gave us carbonara, art, and hot people.

    What has England given us

    tikka masala, shoegaze, and hot people

    Are they as hot as italian people

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Mim likes thicc bois?

    Hmm I think that’s why she always hits on me

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Native Italians, not Italian Americans.

    They know what they did.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim likes thicc bois?

    Hmm I think that’s why she always hits on me

    You were quite fit when I met you. Anyone not taken in by your beauty should go straight to jail.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    King Cobra
    JebusUD wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Mostly my Rimworld strategy is to send Honk out with a handgun and hope he comes back with more than 37% brain function.

    Don't need brain to shoot gun bang bang

    Apparently at 37% consciousness your pawns just pass out every few steps. It's okay though in that game we gave Honk a nice sarcophagus, which a few days later got mortared and he fell out and was eaten by wild animals, 5/7 would Honk again.

    37% is closer to 3/7 Honk.

    I ate an engineer
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Patrick Stewart
    Benedict Cumberbatch
    Roger Allam
    John Finnemore
    Stephen Merchant
    John Oliver
    David Mitchell

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    you do have to hand it to Italy: they're not England

    Italy gave us carbonara, art, and hot people.

    What has England given us

    tikka masala, shoegaze, and hot people

    Tikka masala was Scotland

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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