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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I’m a class act tbh

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Tav wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This is maybe the most likeable England team in living memory. A quiet, humble, progressive manager, a team who take the knee before every game and run public campaigns to force the government to give free meals to poor kids, all working class boys who got where they are through talent.

    Anyone hating the team itself is probably a piece of shit.

    i mean, kyle walker broke covid regulations to have an orgy with some escorts literally the same week Pep's ma died of the virus

    Pickford is a massive scumbag who assaulted a fan on a night out

    Grealish was filmed drink driving from a house party in breach of covid regulations before crashing into several parked cars and running away

    Mason Mount has a cunty face

    Harry Kane repeatedly and deliberately tries to injure opponent players

    there's A LOT to dislike about the current team

    I feel like one of these isn't as bad as the others...

    So drink driving is fine, is it?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh i successfully scored the concert tickets despite shit cell reception and no wifi

    hopefully there are concerts in the fall because i need to propose to basically all the members of Lake Street Dive

    Good Kisser is a great song

    i am a fan

    also Hypotheticals off their new one is a banger

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    is chat talking about sportsballs again
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Organichu wrote: »
    I’m a class act tbh

    well yeah you don't play professional sports tho

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Chanus
    wait

    do you guys call it drink driving not drunk driving?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »

    Just won his 34th Tour de France stage, equalling the all time record for individual stage wins held by the most successful rider in history, Eddy Merckx, who retired in 1978

    blood and urine tests in

    3

    2

    1

    He's the green jersey holder so is tested every single stage regardless

    Plus all riders at his level are subject to out of season testing and maintenance of a bio passport

    Not to say doping doesn't happen, and there are definitely riders on the tour I would suspect, but on past behaviour I would be really surprised if Cavendish turned out to be one of them

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Kamiro wrote: »
    wait

    do you guys call it drink driving not drunk driving?

    they do

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I worry England will be like the cubs winning. It's going to crack reality some how.

    yeah i mean when the cubs won we got Trump

    maybe if we go far enough down to loop back around?

    I mean we’ve already got Brexit and the worst prime minister in a billion years so maybe we’ve got rock bottom?

    Rock bottom is a myth

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    i prefer drink driving honestly as it makes the whole idea seem bad and not something you can get away with as long as you're "not drunk"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    kedinik wrote: »
    now hold on Tav, why does the woman being pregnant change how appropriate it is to ask for nudes

    I wanna see them attached baby bottles guuurl

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    now hold on Tav, why does the woman being pregnant change how appropriate it is to ask for nudes

    i kinda buried the lede there

    what happened was she reached out asking for him to record a video for her boyfriend and father of her child, and he immediately made it sexual including "i bet he wouldn't be happy that i'm gonna fuck his pregnant girlfriend"

    all of this was done through snapchat which lead to one of my fav football memes because the last message he sent was

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  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think any professional sport has really got a handle on the problems created by paying seventeen year old prodigies tens of thousands of pounds a week
    Hasn't the NHL been fairly competent at this through rigid discipline of new players and mentorships? I've heard stories of new potential players showing up for a practice late and being told to pack their stuff and go back to the minors to pound it into their heads that they aren't special and need to follow the rules. On the other hand I've met some minor league players who were remarkably arrogant despite being like a C tier player on a minor league team...

    Seal on
  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I worry England will be like the cubs winning. It's going to crack reality some how.

    yeah i mean when the cubs won we got Trump

    maybe if we go far enough down to loop back around?

    I mean we’ve already got Brexit and the worst prime minister in a billion years so maybe we’ve got rock bottom?

    Rock bottom is a myth

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Chanus wrote: »
    i prefer drink driving honestly as it makes the whole idea seem bad and not something you can get away with as long as you're "not drunk"

    I’ve never thought about it but that makes sense about why adverts and public awareness campaigns would say it like that.

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    kedinik wrote: »
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    I mean, I don’t think Italians really pick up the subtle ways in which, especially American TV, depicts them as oversexed, mafioso, idiots (Joey Tribbiani, Jersey Shore).

    I pick up on it, but Italian Americans just seem to be like “oh we white now so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Organichu wrote: »
    I’m a class act tbh

    I’m a cult classic.

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Now living in existential horror that Southgate will get cancelled for something terrible.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Seal wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think any professional sport has really got a handle on the problems created by paying seventeen year old prodigies tens of thousands of pounds a week
    Hasn't the NHL been fairly competent at this through rigid discipline of new players and mentorships? I've heard stories of new potential players showing up for a practice late and being told to pack their stuff and go back to the minors to pound it into their heads that they aren't special and need to follow the rules. On the other hand I've met some minor league players who were remarkably arrogant despite being like a C tier player on a minor league team...

    they just let them be garbage on the ice

    there are plenty of players who are asshats or entitled shits off the ice though

    possibly fewer than average i guess

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Chanus
    I think it's Germany where anything above a 0.0 BAC is a no go. Is it like that in the UK too?

  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    there's also a difference between 'Southern' Italians and 'Northern" Italians

    I blame the germans for invading northern Italy a millenia ago or whatever

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Now living in existential horror that Southgate will get cancelled for something terrible.

    i literally cannot imagine it

    southgate is the living embodiment of lights off, socks on fucking

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    King Cobra
    kedinik wrote: »
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    KETER CLASS MEMETIC HAZARD

    I ate an engineer
  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    yeet

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Tav wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Now living in existential horror that Southgate will get cancelled for something terrible.

    i literally cannot imagine it

    southgate is the living embodiment of lights off, socks on fucking

    Episode of Through the Keyhole and they stumble across his Nazi-themed sex dungeon and collection of Confederate flags.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Bogart wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i prefer drink driving honestly as it makes the whole idea seem bad and not something you can get away with as long as you're "not drunk"

    I’ve never thought about it but that makes sense about why adverts and public awareness campaigns would say it like that.

    i don't know if that actually is the case but that's how i read it

    possibly because of the line from Hot Fuzz about how they don't call them traffic accidents because that would imply nobody's at fault

    which also may or may not be true but is in my brain and is plausible

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
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    I sent this to Sarks (an Italian-American) and he responded thusly…

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »

    fuck me I was literally just thinking about this exact thing last night

    Like "surely someone's done this already, I bet I could GIS 'trans am trans flag' and post it as a meme"

    And then here you are today posting it as a meme

    what a world

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    a) the winner of the spelling bee has a badass last name? Zaila Avant-garde??????

    b) if you google her name there is a cute little confetti effect\

    edit: wtf this is great
    Her father, Jawara Spacetime, gave her the last name Avant-garde in tribute to jazz great John Coltrane.

    skippydumptruck on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    BEAST! wrote: »
    yeet

    Skeet

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Zavian wrote: »
    there's also a difference between 'Southern' Italians and 'Northern" Italians

    I blame the germans for invading northern Italy a millenia ago or whatever

    North = small wangs
    South = big wangs

    ???

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    a) the winner of the spelling bee has a badass last name? Zaila Avant-garde??????

    b) if you google her name there is a cute little confetti effect

    also the first african-american girl to ever win it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    yeet

    Skeet

    Sheesh

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    a small thing that'll annoy me if England win is that Southgate is just too boring to be a successful international manager

    you need to be an absolute madcunt like Bielsa or a card carrying werido like Low

    you can't just be like someone who could be mistaken for an accountant

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    yeet

    Skeet

    Sheesh

    wash uffizi drive me to firenze

    @spool32

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    yeet

    Skeet

    Sheesh

    Skeet skeet skeet

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
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    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »

    fuck me I was literally just thinking about this exact thing last night

    Like "surely someone's done this already, I bet I could GIS 'trans am trans flag' and post it as a meme"

    And then here you are today posting it as a meme

    what a world

    Okay but you need one

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