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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hmmm this [chat] is almost done. It’d be an abuse of mod power to take the next one myself and make it about England, wouldn’t it?

    who's going to stop you

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    His edges are laid, but the hair in the back were severely neglected. Humidity can be a bitch though

    That's Gilbert du Mortier, Marquis de Lafayette, without whom George would probably still be hiding in the woods starving.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hmmm this [chat] is almost done. It’d be an abuse of mod power to take the next one myself and make it about England, wouldn’t it?

    who's going to stop you

    9d6e6038b75181cca6ed350ad721a759--timeline-photos-enemies.jpg

    bbav6cj8untu.jpg

    His edges are laid, but the hair in the back were severely neglected. Humidity can be a bitch though

    That's Gilbert du Mortier, Marquis de Lafayette, without whom George would probably still be hiding in the woods starving.

    that wig tho

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Stupid botp ^

    @Brody

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    desc wrote: »
    Stupid botp ^

    Brody

    Not nesc seeing anything, but you can definitely smell it as the cloud dissipates. And the first time I tried the pen I was coughing so hard I thought I was going to die.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i've never done a drug harder than a marijuana cigarette but someone i know described ecstasy as "taking a loan from the happiness bank that you repay with interest" and i always thought that was a great description

    I got pretty big into x for about six months before I met my wife (I was pretty big into everything six months before I met my wife tho) and I still miss it to this day but I haven't had it in 16 years.

    God knows what the shit I was getting from Atlanta in 2005 was actually made of though. Probably recycled batteries.

    I've probably told this story before but about a decade or so ago a friend of mine randomly texted me on a Saturday night and the convo pretty much went:

    "Hey hi!"
    "Hey, what's up?"
    "You smoked weed right?"
    "Uh, yeah it's been awhile but sure."
    "Ok so can I ask you a question?"
    "Of course"
    "So I smoked for the first time last night and now I'm still high is that normal?"
    "Wait, how long as it been since you stopped?"
    "Um, pretty long. Over a day I think?"
    "No... no that's not normal. ...wait, hold on"
    *googles the growth in potency of weed over the last 15 years*
    "Ok, so that's apparently a thing now. A dumb thing that shouldn't have happened because what the fuck. But whoever gave that to you as your first experience with it is an asshole. Also you might be high for another half a day."

    This was 100% me in Vegas two years ago when I went to a dispensary and just asked for something mellow to watch cartoons in the hotel room and I was given a vape pen that wrecked my shit and I tossed it after.

    I really want to try getting high with people who are actually used to doing this. I'll feel fairly fucked up after some edibles, but it doesn't matter how hard I hit this pen I'm not sure I'm getting fucking anything.

    are you actually drawing into your lungs or just into your mouth and then blowing it out?

    i guess question 0.5 have you ever smoked anything before?

    No, but I'm pretty sure I'm not fucking it up that badly. Sort of a mouth, then lungs type of approach, as has been suggested to me by other people.

    Don’t suck, inhale!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    This is maybe the most likeable England team in living memory. A quiet, humble, progressive manager, a team who take the knee before every game and run public campaigns to force the government to give free meals to poor kids, all working class boys who got where they are through talent.

    Anyone hating the team itself is probably a piece of shit.

    i mean, kyle walker broke covid regulations to have an orgy with some escorts literally the same week Pep's ma died of the virus

    Pickford is a massive scumbag who assaulted a fan on a night out

    Grealish was filmed drink driving from a house party in breach of covid regulations before crashing into several parked cars and running away

    Mason Mount has a cunty face

    Harry Kane repeatedly and deliberately tries to injure opponent players

    there's A LOT to dislike about the current team

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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    i skipped the last like 30 pages, so not really a whole lot to add except:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if8Fa_E7LC4

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    As an old fat Italian

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Six wrote: »
    As an old fat Italian

    i didn't know you were italian

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This is maybe the most likeable England team in living memory. A quiet, humble, progressive manager, a team who take the knee before every game and run public campaigns to force the government to give free meals to poor kids, all working class boys who got where they are through talent.

    Anyone hating the team itself is probably a piece of shit.

    i mean, kyle walker broke covid regulations to have an orgy with some escorts literally the same week Pep's ma died of the virus

    Pickford is a massive scumbag who assaulted a fan on a night out

    Grealish was filmed drink driving from a house party in breach of covid regulations before crashing into several parked cars and running away

    Mason Mount has a cunty face

    Harry Kane repeatedly and deliberately tries to injure opponent players

    there's A LOT to dislike about the current team

    This is what I get for only reading the sports pages of the Guardian.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    i'll never make it in the friars club i am riddled with guilt for making that joke

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    HOT TAKE: even though Nintendo says Mario is Japanese, he's still Italian to me

    ban me if you must

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This is maybe the most likeable England team in living memory. A quiet, humble, progressive manager, a team who take the knee before every game and run public campaigns to force the government to give free meals to poor kids, all working class boys who got where they are through talent.

    Anyone hating the team itself is probably a piece of shit.

    i mean, kyle walker broke covid regulations to have an orgy with some escorts literally the same week Pep's ma died of the virus

    Pickford is a massive scumbag who assaulted a fan on a night out

    Grealish was filmed drink driving from a house party in breach of covid regulations before crashing into several parked cars and running away

    Mason Mount has a cunty face

    Harry Kane repeatedly and deliberately tries to injure opponent players

    there's A LOT to dislike about the current team

    How does this compare to the other footballers? As I understand basically all of them are wretched

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    kedinik wrote: »
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    i need some buttermilk to handle all this spice

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2021
    Though trying to find anything about Pickford assaulting someone is proving difficult as the results are all about his terrible tackle on Van Dijk.

    Bogart on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Stupid botp ^

    Brody

    Not nesc seeing anything, but you can definitely smell it as the cloud dissipates. And the first time I tried the pen I was coughing so hard I thought I was going to die.

    Okay then you’re getting something if you have to cough

    I assume the pen has a full charge but I’ve had pens that lit up when the battery was low, but it wasn’t really generating enough heat and i wouldn’t get proper hits — I kind of doubt this one since you’re coughing but you can always try giving it a charge to see what happens (I assume it’s USB?)

    I wonder if they sold you a cartridge that’s super CBD or something — I have one I got that’s more CBD than THC and you get a hit, cough, but don’t feel that high due to the heavy CBD. It’s a very subtle feeling. The packaging of the cartridge should spell it out if you still have the box.

    Okay I’m invested in solving this mystery

    [Chat], get your tool box. we’re gonna pop the hood on this bad boy and troubleshoot

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elephant
    Zavian wrote: »
    i skipped the last like 30 pages, so not really a whole lot to add except:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if8Fa_E7LC4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LgLR9DJXhI

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    and that's before you get into the less egregious stuff like Foden cheating on his missus with his young child at home literally the first time he got called up for England or TAA asking a woman who was 7 months pregnant for nudes

    it seems like a bunch of the positive press for this English team comes from a player who hasn't played a full half of football the entire tournament

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »

    Just won his 34th Tour de France stage, equalling the all time record for individual stage wins held by the most successful rider in history, Eddy Merckx, who retired in 1978

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    it's hard to believe that "chicken curry, but add a few common spices and make it a little creamier" was invented in the 70s

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I am now remembering Maguire’s little incident while on holiday as well.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jordan Pickford has been arrested on suspicion of assaulting Virgil Van Dijk during Everton’s 2 – 2 draw with Liverpool this afternoon. Merseyside Police now have 24 hours to question the goalkeeper.

    “Obviously I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation,” Chief Inspector Paul Williams told Soccer on Sunday. “But I can confirm that we took a butterfingered shitebag into custody at 3:00 pm near Goodison Park. The suspect didn’t resist, but a few of my officers are Liverpool fans and they tasered him anyway.”

    “It was a difficult arrest,” said Williams. “The suspect has arms not unlike a Tyrannosaurus Rex — too short to meet in the middle, thus ruling out handcuffs. So my officers had no choice but to beat the suspect unconscious and taser his balls 20 or 30 times.”

    “I’m satisfied everything was done by the book,” added the Liverpool season ticket holder.

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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Chanus
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that any professional team of athletes is going to have their share of scumbags.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I don't think any professional sport has really got a handle on the problems created by paying seventeen year old prodigies tens of thousands of pounds a week

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Though trying to find anything about Pickford assaulting someone is proving difficult as the results are all about his terrible tackle on Van Dijk.

    apparently someone slagged his missus on a night out and jordan lost it

    a bouncer had to forcibly remove him and the bouncer was left with facial injuries

    tbf though if you get a slap off someone with pickford's reach you probably fucked up somewhere

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    oh i successfully scored the concert tickets despite shit cell reception and no wifi

    hopefully there are concerts in the fall because i need to propose to basically all the members of Lake Street Dive

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Chanus
    japan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »

    Just won his 34th Tour de France stage, equalling the all time record for individual stage wins held by the most successful rider in history, Eddy Merckx, who retired in 1978

    blood and urine tests in

    3

    2

    1

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I worry England will be like the cubs winning. It's going to crack reality some how.

    yeah i mean when the cubs won we got Trump

    maybe if we go far enough down to loop back around?

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elephant
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that any professional team of athletes is going to have their share of scumbags.

    These kinds of problems don't come up often in the news for Women's teams.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh i successfully scored the concert tickets despite shit cell reception and no wifi

    hopefully there are concerts in the fall because i need to propose to basically all the members of Lake Street Dive

    Good Kisser is a great song

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Chanus
    Tav wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This is maybe the most likeable England team in living memory. A quiet, humble, progressive manager, a team who take the knee before every game and run public campaigns to force the government to give free meals to poor kids, all working class boys who got where they are through talent.

    Anyone hating the team itself is probably a piece of shit.

    i mean, kyle walker broke covid regulations to have an orgy with some escorts literally the same week Pep's ma died of the virus

    Pickford is a massive scumbag who assaulted a fan on a night out

    Grealish was filmed drink driving from a house party in breach of covid regulations before crashing into several parked cars and running away

    Mason Mount has a cunty face

    Harry Kane repeatedly and deliberately tries to injure opponent players

    there's A LOT to dislike about the current team

    I feel like one of these isn't as bad as the others...

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    kedinik wrote: »
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    Zavian on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    This is maybe the most likeable England team in living memory. A quiet, humble, progressive manager, a team who take the knee before every game and run public campaigns to force the government to give free meals to poor kids, all working class boys who got where they are through talent.

    Anyone hating the team itself is probably a piece of shit.

    i mean, kyle walker broke covid regulations to have an orgy with some escorts literally the same week Pep's ma died of the virus

    Pickford is a massive scumbag who assaulted a fan on a night out

    Grealish was filmed drink driving from a house party in breach of covid regulations before crashing into several parked cars and running away

    Mason Mount has a cunty face

    Harry Kane repeatedly and deliberately tries to injure opponent players

    there's A LOT to dislike about the current team

    How does this compare to the other footballers? As I understand basically all of them are wretched

    i'm honestly not sure since i mostly watch the PL

    but other countries aren't being heralded as "we're nice now, actually! Yup Marxism" when really it's only like 2-3 players who are class acts

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2021
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I worry England will be like the cubs winning. It's going to crack reality some how.

    yeah i mean when the cubs won we got Trump

    maybe if we go far enough down to loop back around?

    I mean we’ve already got Brexit and the worst prime minister in a billion years so maybe we’ve hit rock bottom?

    Bogart on
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    now hold on Tav, why does the woman being pregnant change how appropriate it is to ask for nudes

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    it pains me to say it but Jordan Henderson is a class act

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