Also, that comic comes with one of my favorite of Tycho's newsposts.
Kotaku carried a story yesterday that is (basically) the Nintendo DS version of that Playstation Pornable scare from six months ago. You can see it here, and you should, because it's awesome. It depicts a scenario so imaginative that it juts into the realm of speculative fiction:
While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.
He is entering these messages into the DS with his erect phallus.
The report isn't specific on this last point, but it's clearly present in the subtext. Pedophiles are writing messages to your kids using their dicks.
Kids these days are more susceptible to colds, and there are higher incidences of Asthma.
Because everything is regulated these days. Every soap dispenser is "anti bacterial" everything is pasturized, processed, bathed in radiation and chemically treated.
There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.
I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.
There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.
I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.
it is really rather chilling to consider this
and the worst part is that even if I control my usage of antibacterial medicines and soaps all the other fuckers out there who buy into it are going to end up breeding the omninfection that kills us all
There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.
I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.
There is a ton of beneficial bacteria on and in you at any given moment. We kill off good stuff in an effort to get rid of the slightly bad stuff, which just gives them immunities in the long run.
I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.
Yeah you know what?
I bet all the Psilons had Asthma too
Yeah, but they could build cybernetic lungs, so who gives a shit?
Obviously we just need more technology to fix all the problems our current technology is causing.
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He uses "A, B and even C" three times.
The 360, the wii
and even the playstation 3 :O
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yeop.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i thought about you in line the other day while waiting to get into circuit city, #pipe
about 40 feet ahead of me
high-school varsity cheerleading jacket
short red hair, tied back in a ponytail
tight jeans
very cute
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Or do they need to be purged with fire?
By 'they' do you mean the child or the console?
The answer is yes.
You don't have to actually just touch anything
Just pray at it as hard as you can
it was the best part of the whole morning
I mean if you're going to do that.
Do it as
The 360, the Playstation, and even the Wii maybe I guess in theory.
And I'm pretty sure pedophiles aren't interested in middle-aged housewives and drunken sorority girls.
just for that, I am going to channel you the next time I'm boning the old lady.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
PERSUASIVE PEDOPHILES: DID YOUR CHILD PUMP DETECT MOTIVE?
Someone with skills at doodling.
Keith playing 360.
Larlar sexually predatorizing him.
90% of gamestop employees regularly rape the shit out of children
It's only a crime to fuck kids if you're not a nation-wide business.
Because everything is regulated these days. Every soap dispenser is "anti bacterial" everything is pasturized, processed, bathed in radiation and chemically treated.
The sky has been falling so Goddamned long.
So last semester I took a "Philosophy of Technology" class.
All about whining about how technology is weakening us.
Yeah well you know what.
The Psilons had reduced ground combat, but that didn't fucking stop them from ruining everyone elses shit.
let em die young
Tumblr blargh
I dunno, man. You know how many kids had asthma in my grade? One. One Goddamned kid. You know how many in my younger brother's class? Like six.
Boy that's pretty scientific if you ask me.
it is really rather chilling to consider this
and the worst part is that even if I control my usage of antibacterial medicines and soaps all the other fuckers out there who buy into it are going to end up breeding the omninfection that kills us all
Yeah you know what?
I bet all the Psilons had Asthma too
Yeah, but they could build cybernetic lungs, so who gives a shit?
Obviously we just need more technology to fix all the problems our current technology is causing.
My solution is flawless!
Chicken and Ham scented ones.
Because it always works in Moo.