I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
The only solution is to kill them.
Think of it as the betterment of the human race.
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
I'm pretty sure that would be a justifiable homicide.
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
Have you suggested they go out together for Appletinis?
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay
being gay isn't an excuse for that
gays usually have, you know, taste
your friends are idiots
A gay brother of the 30 year old introduced them to it.
I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.
Let me tell you.
It is not awesome at fucking all.
it's like you got this superpower of "be super attractive to girls" but it had the "high school girls only" drawback
superpowers really suck sometimes don't they khavall
They do.
It's incredible. There seems to be nothing I can do about it, if the girl is in high school, upon meeting me they want nothing more than to jump me like there is no tomorrow.
not cool.
Be honest,
how often have you looked up the age of consent in your state since this discovery?
KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?
WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM
WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
YES DAVE, I CAN.
I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW. OR WORSE.
No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay
being gay isn't an excuse for that
gays usually have, you know, taste
your friends are idiots
A gay brother of the 30 year old introduced them to it.
okay
macro9 i am authrorizing you to start murdering people
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RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
I watched Twilight with some friends
I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was
A bunch of my friends like twilight and get annoyed when I give them clear reasons why it's so bad.
Then again a bunch of my friends are gay dudes and girls who hang out with gay dudes.
that would be your problem i think
people who are really into twilight have really unrealistic understandings of sexuality and relationships
Yeah it is really one group of my friends who like it. I think of them as the group defined as "People I like hanging out with but who have no taste. But consult them on fashion and hair styles"
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay
being gay isn't an excuse for that
gays usually have, you know, taste
your friends are idiots
A gay brother of the 30 year old introduced them to it.
okay
macro9 i am authrorizing you to start murdering people
I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay
I saw a woman last week buying her two young children Jeepers Creepers 2 and the first Child's Play. I didn't think it could be more fucked-up until she started yelling at one of the kids for looking at a movie with a chick in a bikini.
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RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
damn this britney spears womanizer video is fuckin weird
No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.
I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.
They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.
No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.
I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.
They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.
No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.
I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.
They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.
Mori allow me to introduce you to a concept known as fisting.
oh wait, nevermind, just open your fisting directory.
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I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.
I can never look at them right again.
The only solution is to kill them.
Think of it as the betterment of the human race.
They're pedos and want to fuck that vampire guy.
look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay
being gay isn't an excuse for that
gays usually have, you know, taste
your friends are idiots
I'm pretty sure that would be a justifiable homicide.
Then again a bunch of my friends are gay dudes and girls who hang out with gay dudes.
Have you suggested they go out together for Appletinis?
that would be your problem i think
people who are really into twilight have really unrealistic understandings of sexuality and relationships
A gay brother of the 30 year old introduced them to it.
Be honest,
how often have you looked up the age of consent in your state since this discovery?
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sounds like a pretty awesome fucking orgy
No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.
okay
macro9 i am authrorizing you to start murdering people
I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was
diamonds
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WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, PEDOPHILES WERE ONCE CHILDREN
STUNT YOUR CHILDREN'S GROWTH BEFORE THEY BECOME PEDOPHILES
Yeah it is really one group of my friends who like it. I think of them as the group defined as "People I like hanging out with but who have no taste. But consult them on fashion and hair styles"
Any Ohio State students willing to lend a hand?
Another quality post, Pony.
Seriously though they really dropped the ball on the sparkles in the movie
YOUR CHILDREN COULD ALREADY BE PEDOPHILES.
THE ONLY WAY TO TELL IS TO GET THEM NAKED AND WATCH THEM TOUCH THEMSELVES.
DO THEY LIKE IT?
DO YOU LIKE IT?
While I was working someone asked me if I was familiar with the whole Twilight craze.
because "you look just like a little Edward, the girls are going to be all over you."
I will never :x any harder then I did right then.
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I said, facetiously, that it was because they only came out when it was overcast.
But word around the campfire is that this is true.
I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.
They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.
These guys tell me that the Twilight vampires are better than other vampires.
Like Dracula and stuff.
These people also read Eragon.
my girlfriend downloaded a handcammed version of it and watched it, i caught bits and pieces as i was playing fallout 3
oh my god it was so bad
it was like an episode of degrassi only with vampires
hey
use it to your advantage, man
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I think you know that last to not be true.
kill them
If any comment includes "the girls are going to be all over you" :x is never the right reaction.
Free sex is always the right answer. Even if they have bad taste. Bad taste just means you don't call them the next morning.
I know nothing about twilight but eragon angered me more than anything ever written
including youtube comments
seriously
and somehow they can read minds and see into the future
THIS IS CONTRADICTING WHAT I KNOW ABOUT VAMPIRES
GOD WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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Unless :x
is an O-face.
Mori allow me to introduce you to a concept known as fisting.
oh wait, nevermind, just open your fisting directory.
it would've been so hilarious
instead they all just dressed up as the joker
Hey why don't you get free sex from your fiancee
I'm not jealous at all.