Bush: What do you want me to do? Land Air Force One in Katrina?
Me: Uh, I don't think that's a very--
Bush: I mean first you'd have to clear a runway and then all the police would be interrupted and forget that we'd be out of peanuts on the plane. Also, what if a wheel ran over somebody? Then we'd really be in trouble. Not to mention we don't pay the pilot to take us off course and...
Me: Dear God, he's actually put thought into this...
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Bush: What do you want me to do? Land Air Force One in Katrina?
Me: Uh, I don't think that's a very--
Bush: I mean first you'd have to clear a runway and then all the police would be interrupted and forget that we'd be out of peanuts on the plane. Also, what if a wheel ran over somebody? Then we'd really be in trouble. Not to mention we don't pay the pilot to take us off course and...
Me: Dear God, he's actually put thought into this...
People in the audience were laughing.
Me, I was
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Bush: What do you want me to do? Land Air Force One in Katrina?
Me: Uh, I don't think that's a very--
Bush: I mean first you'd have to clear a runway and then all the police would be interrupted and forget that we'd be out of peanuts on the plane. Also, what if a wheel ran over somebody? Then we'd really be in trouble. Not to mention we don't pay the pilot to take us off course and...
Me: Dear God, he's actually put thought into this...
To be fair, I recall making exactly this point about McCain being down there during the RNC and Obama making this point on why he wasn't going down there immediately. The problem with the quote is how he saw his job as public relations and not, you know, governing.
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I don't care if it's been done a million times before, the bit with Ken and Barbie was glorious. I expected him to stop with his patented "caught in the act" look.
I didn't expect him to bend "Ken" over and have "Barbie" do him from behind.
I laughed so hard I cried.
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I don't know who's in SNL's cast these days, but Tim Meadows probably would have done a great Obama. I remember when he "auditioned" for the role of Clinton.
I don't care if it's been done a million times before, the bit with Ken and Barbie was glorious. I expected him to stop with his patented "caught in the act" look.
I didn't expect him to bend "Ken" over and have "Barbie" do him from behind.
I laughed so hard I cried.
Wha?
I must have missed that. That Ladies Man guy came on and I promptly changed the channel.
I don't care if it's been done a million times before, the bit with Ken and Barbie was glorious. I expected him to stop with his patented "caught in the act" look.
I didn't expect him to bend "Ken" over and have "Barbie" do him from behind.
I laughed so hard I cried.
Wha?
I must have missed that. That Ladies Man guy came on and I promptly changed the channel.
I don't care if it's been done a million times before, the bit with Ken and Barbie was glorious. I expected him to stop with his patented "caught in the act" look.
I didn't expect him to bend "Ken" over and have "Barbie" do him from behind.
I laughed so hard I cried.
Wha?
I must have missed that. That Ladies Man guy came on and I promptly changed the channel.
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the remix segment was gold.
"I am a gay american". I wish someone would use the clip of him on daily show years ago saying 'I am an american moslem' from when those commercials were always on. if it's even anywhere to be found.
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Bush: What do you want me to do? Land Air Force One in Katrina?
Me: Uh, I don't think that's a very--
Bush: I mean first you'd have to clear a runway and then all the police would be interrupted and forget that we'd be out of peanuts on the plane. Also, what if a wheel ran over somebody? Then we'd really be in trouble. Not to mention we don't pay the pilot to take us off course and...
Me: Dear God, he's actually put thought into this...
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People in the audience were laughing.
Me, I was
To be fair, I recall making exactly this point about McCain being down there during the RNC and Obama making this point on why he wasn't going down there immediately. The problem with the quote is how he saw his job as public relations and not, you know, governing.
Oh my god, I was laughing so hard.
Sir, all you alright?
No. I'm very dead.
Also: Crasssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Then I have to buy gum with them.
Edit: PK Winsum rocks.
I MUST HAVE THOSE PLATES!
That depends. Will he be able to get enough $100 John F. Kennedy plates to paint over?
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I didn't expect him to bend "Ken" over and have "Barbie" do him from behind.
I laughed so hard I cried.
I don't know who's in SNL's cast these days, but Tim Meadows probably would have done a great Obama. I remember when he "auditioned" for the role of Clinton.
Wha?
I must have missed that. That Ladies Man guy came on and I promptly changed the channel.
It was during the Kerry bit.
It was on TDS, not Colbert.
Did he really have to be sent to Israel so we could hear his moronic ramblings from another part of the world?
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On the upside, they know Krav Maga and hate anything that strikes them as stupid.
Plus the guy on CNN (Rick Sanchez?) owned him pretty hard for that quote about war journalists.
Rick Sanchez doesn't have any credibility to own anyone. Its like saying Giraldo Rivera owned someone.
For reference, do a TDS search on Rick Sanchez.
Rick Sanchez was on Channel Seven news in Miami while I was in grades 7-12. He was as much a hack then as he is now.
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Eh, I don't really care who said it, as long as it gets said.
Yeah, but he has come a long way since Jon would make fun of him for being tazered and waterboarded.
That doesn't mean I think he's a credible dude, but I am glad he's willing to go out there and call Joe on his bullshit.
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McCain probably
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I think he's at 12 or 13. My guess would be Fareed's been on more frequently.
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"I am a gay american". I wish someone would use the clip of him on daily show years ago saying 'I am an american moslem' from when those commercials were always on. if it's even anywhere to be found.