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Omegle - Talk to Strangers

AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
www.omegle.com

This site pairs you randomly and anonymously with strangers to chat with. It can be very interesting to see the type of person you run into. Here's a stand-up fellow I just encountered:

Stranger: FBI?
Stranger: ...
You: MI6 actually
Stranger: Oh. Good. Not your jurisdiction.
You: Child predator?
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Domestic terrorist.
Stranger: Look, just between you and me....
Stranger: Don't fly into Logan next week, k?

So go out there, SE++, meet some new and interesting people, and report back the results.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    They also didn't leave me a voicemail

    also their phone number is listed on google, why would you do that unknown stranger

  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This falls into the internet dickwad theory I think.

    Well let's just hope the people over at 4chan haven't found this yet.

    they have

    ABRA used Teleport

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    Stranger: yellow
    You: ARE YOU CALLING ME A COWARD
    Stranger: yep
    You: aw man

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    goddamit druhim you owe me my Kudos

    was that you? why must you hound me at every step!

    [tiny]kudos[/tiny]

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    I'M TALKING TO A GUY FROM FINLAND

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Ooooh yeah, 4chan is all over this fucking website.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    OF COURSE.

    I don't get it

  • MakershotMakershot that one guy you met that one time SeattleRegistered User regular
    Stranger: hai
    You: I have nine dollars.
    Stranger: NINE DORRARS
    You: What do I buy?
    Stranger: SON OF BITCH AMERICA
    Stranger: YOU WANT MIRRION DORRARS
    Stranger: TOO BAD HERE BOMB FUCK U

    Makershot wrote: »
    GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD SEEEEEEXXXX LAST NIGHT
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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This falls into the internet dickwad theory I think.

    Well let's just hope the people over at 4chan haven't found this yet.

    they have

    ABRA used Teleport

    ABRA!!!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yellow
    You: hiya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    i think i did something wrong

    #canadian #sorry
  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    i'm scared of strangers

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yellow
    You: hiya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    i think i did something wrong

    It must be some elaborate system of coded responses

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    OF COURSE.

    I don't get it

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  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    is there a yellow theme on this site? Meis' guy said yellow to him too

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    how many times can someone get asked a/s/l in a day?

    let's see!

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Druhim wrote: »
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HAM SANDWICH
    Stranger: no im a vegetarian
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Thanks for this, I'm finding that all of my best conversations so far have started by yelling HAM SANDWICH.

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: My name is Mike
    Stranger: Mike Litoris
    You: Well Mr Litoris it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance
    You: I hope I don't rub you the wrong way

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    mully wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yellow
    You: hiya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    i think i did something wrong

    I got the same person!

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  • ZegunaZeguna Registered User
    This is pretty funny.

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: :)
    You: No, you're not nearly attractive enough.
    You have disconnected.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    this site is fucking entertaining.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    I talked to a guy in the armed forces in Finland.

    We talked about the weather and bears.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • ZegunaZeguna Registered User
    Hey guys what does connection imploded mean

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    i just talked to a guy from ireland who hated americans. :<

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    Graves wrote: »
    I talked to a guy in the armed forces in Finland.

    We talked about the weather and bears.

    i'm talking to a guy from sweden and he asked me if canada has polar bears

    awaiting reply on if they have hot blonde women

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    it just told me that my connection imploded

    it was probably because i was clearly talking to a /b/tard

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    You: guten tag.
    Stranger: hello
    You: wie geht es ihnen?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    .. what an ass

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    Stranger: does people over there think that we have polar bears here?
    You: In Finland?
    You: no
    You: maybe brown bears
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: we have them :D
    You: haha
    Stranger: brown bears i mean

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    the b/tards are amusing for a minute.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    whoa im having a normal conversation!

    #canadian #sorry
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    HOLY BUTTS.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    Stranger: Hello
    You: Hello
    Stranger: How are you
    You: I'm well how are you
    Stranger: I'm fine
    You: T-TUNNEL SNAKES

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Avast!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    They're not very tolerant of nautical language.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    OF COURSE.

    I don't get it

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    You're going to hate me but I don't know what this is from

  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    Stranger: hi
    You: oh god
    You: I don't know what to say
    You: paralyzed by fear
    Stranger: oh my god
    Stranger: same same same
    Stranger: i cant even look you in the eye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I am talking to a hot, naked, girl.

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    Ronin. You should watch it.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.Registered User regular
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    Yeah I am having a real casual conversation they haven't asked for sex or anything

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  • ZegunaZeguna Registered User
    Stranger: refined gent?
    You: Quite.
    Stranger: holy shit
    You: How are you on this lovely day?
    Stranger: do you have a cat?
    You: Yes sir.
    Stranger: whats it called?
    You: Puppy.
    Stranger: FUCK
    Stranger: YOU TRICKED ME
    You: I know rite
    Stranger: I AM LOOKING FOR ANOTHER REFINED GENT
    Stranger: ARGH
    Stranger: THIS WILL TAKE ALL NIGHT
    You: But with our powers combined

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