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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    that santa is clearly wankin'

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    OH ho ho! That's a rather naughty card!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    Kusu!

    Steam Xbox Live LoL: SadSchaub
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    It's okay; Kusu's nose is Jewish

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Oh my! [/Takei]

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    oh my, it's almost kislev! hannukah is just around the corner

    ordered my satanee one present for each day of hannukah and a bonus one for the shamash (that's the middle candle on the menorah), which should hopefully arrive in two packages on friday

    please don't infract me for lacking christmas spirit

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  • ceresceres Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anywayRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

    ameybes wrote: »
    PLANNING. Its procrastination for winners.
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Hey @Santa:

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Hey @Santa:

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    Well, I know for sure who's not getting any presents.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    That image is confusing if you also eat turkey for Christmas dinner.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    not to mention for canadians.

    silly backward americans, having thanksgiving in november.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    That image is confusing if you also eat turkey for Christmas dinner.

    As if any other time of the year is acceptable for eating turkey?

    Don't let them turn you with their heathen traditions.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

    except many americans will be immune to that test

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Hey @Santa:

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    Well, I know for sure who's not getting any presents.

    I'm an adult. I can buy my own presents!
    Spoiler:

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  • ceresceres Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anywayRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yeah I was gonna say, this is not a great test.

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    but i already took a picture


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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    i want them!

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  • ceresceres Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anywayRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Either way, many <3's to thorgot for bothering to know that.

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    ceres wrote:
    Either way, many <3's to thorgot for bothering to know that.
    oh i have no idea if my satanee is jewish

    and my gifts have nothing to do with hannukah

    i was just being silly because i was also doing some shopping for my folks

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    one of the two packages I sent is out for delivery RIGHT NOW

    my satanee best be getting pumped

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    That image is confusing if you also eat turkey for Christmas dinner.

    As if any other time of the year is acceptable for eating turkey?

    Don't let them turn you with their heathen traditions.

    Hey, Thanksgiving is a pretty neat holiday

    Plus in we-hate-holidays Americaland, it gives me as many days off work as Christmas (an almighty 2!)

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    I think I'm going to send out the package this weekend or early next week.

    Oh hey weird my doorbell is ringing

    ameybes wrote: »
    PLANNING. Its procrastination for winners.
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    Dilige, et quod vis fac
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Mori and I are just waiting for stuff to arrive! Grr slow shipping!

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    First of all apologies for the fact that my camera sucks and insists on having all the pics be SUPER dark, anyway *ahem*

    OH HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT THE DOORBELL WAS A DELIVERY! FOR ME!

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    I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE?!

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    OH SHIT! STUFF! WHAT STUFF DID I GET? I'LL SHOW YOU!
    While the novel doesn't feature Meatloaf, it is still radical.
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    IT'S FIGHT CLUB! THE BOOK! BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK!

    BUT WAIT WHAT'S THAT UNDERNEATH?!
    I know nothing about dungeons and/or dragons. This reminded me of the Hulk.
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    OH HOLY SHIT IT'S GAMMA WORLD! THE AWESOME GAME! YOU'RE RIGHT SATAN, IT REMINDS ME OF THE HULK TOO!

    And last of all, who is this awesome person?

    You could say he's a bastard.

    You could say he's a lovely bastard, but he's more than that! He's THE LOVELY BASTARD!

    Thanks bro! Sweet haul!

    ameybes wrote: »
    PLANNING. Its procrastination for winners.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    Hey, Thanksgiving is a pretty neat holiday

    We...lost another one.

    I'll inform Her Majesty.

    :(

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Haha, that's awesome

    Fight Club is a book that for some reason I can never find, and desperately want

    And I've heard lovely things about Gamma World

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    Legba -> zucchini

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Slacker71 -> Nogs

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox

    ??? -> #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

    ??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    ??? -> ceres

    ??? -> Hunter

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    Disclaimer: I'm choosing to include stop words in my alphabetizing of this list, so the "The" in TLB and Geebs's names will count towards alphabetization.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Noice. Fight Club is a great novel. While reading I was seriously weirded out by the way it was written, and then I had a big-ass ephiphany at the end when I realised it really couldn't have been written any other way.

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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    SATAN!!! You have been purchased for! Expect something thereabouts on Friday! MAYBE!!

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    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."

    Satan is my motor gifting person.
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    dear tox:

    there's more

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    dear tox:

    it's an artful photo of TLB and I touching wieners

    some artistic license has been used so that said wieners are visible

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Keith you incorrigible scamp

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    I am amazed at how fast the american postal service is.

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    Guess I should go check the mail.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I am amazed at how fast the american postal service is.

    It can be.

    But it's also about to slow way way down.

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I am amazed at how fast the american postal service is.

    It can be.

    But it's also about to slow way way down.

    It will still be faster than Canadas.

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    Billllllllllllllls!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    dear tox:

    it's an artful photo of TLB and I touching wieners

    some artistic license has been used so that said wieners are visible

    it is an homage to the painting at the end of rocky 3

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