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Dumb Internet and Mobile Clickers

PeenPeen Registered User regular
edited September 2015 in Social Entropy++
Yo I just played this and it's dumb and compelling.

There's lots of dumb and compelling mini-games, from clickers to dress-ups. They used to be flash games but times have changed man, Unity and HTML 5 are some of the cool kids now.

You waste time online, I waste time online, let's share the best ways to waste time online or god help me I might end up being productive at work.

Peen on
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I reccomend Card Hunter, its on IoS but you can also just play it in a browser

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Is this the neopets thread

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Cause I'll get back into some neopets with yall

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    YO I love agario, i play the HECK out of it (sometimes i get on the leaderboard!)

    I've also been playing 50 years lately, it is extremely addicting

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What is agario? No offense, but I don't want to click that link.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    It's a totally harmless game about bigger circles chasing smaller circles and trying to absorb them, it's fun though.

    And fuck yeah it's the neopets thread, drop the virtual animal truthbombs.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Murder dog IV, trial of murder dog. I would post a link but I'm on my phone.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    What is agario? No offense, but I don't want to click that link.

    You play a little cell, and you run around trying to become a big cell by eating other cells without being eaten yourself. But the bigger you get, the slower you are, and the more it takes to gain mass (and keep from losing mass). You can split yourself into multiple cells to try and grab the smaller cells, but doing so makes you more of a target for larger cells.

    It's simple but it's compelling.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Cause I'll get back into some neopets with yall

    didn't neopets shut down because it was a front for scientology

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Cause I'll get back into some neopets with yall

    didn't neopets shut down because it was a front for scientology

    No
    https://m.reddit.com/r/neopets/comments/26fwhh/i_am_donna_one_of_the_founders_of_neopets_ask_me/#

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    What is agario? No offense, but I don't want to click that link.

    You play a little cell, and you run around trying to become a big cell by eating other cells without being eaten yourself. But the bigger you get, the slower you are, and the more it takes to gain mass (and keep from losing mass). You can split yourself into multiple cells to try and grab the smaller cells, but doing so makes you more of a target for larger cells.

    It's simple but it's compelling.

    Watching people play it on twitch or youtube is strangely entertaining.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Two words

    Burrito Bison

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Cause I'll get back into some neopets with yall

    didn't neopets shut down because it was a front for scientology
    Whileit did have connections with Scientology it did not affect the buisness. Neopets was bought by another company, who then proceeded to shit all over it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I guess I was just too old for Neopets.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    http://www.plazmaburst2.com/
    A decent platformer-shooter. It becomes a bit of a slog later on, but it can be pretty fun to just do some ridiculous stuff in the early levels. It also actually has online multiplayer, which is pretty cool. It also has a ridiculously robust map editor.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Fuck Neopets, Kingdom of Loathing is where it was at.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I played the everloving shit out of Kingdom of Loathing.

    I also played a game called Adventure Quest. It was a flash game and kinda shit.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Two words

    Burrito Bison

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    I played the everloving shit out of Kingdom of Loathing.

    I also played a game called Adventure Quest. It was a flash game and kinda shit.

    I too played Adventure Quest, and I can confirm, it was kinda shit.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure the guy who made Adventure Quest has like, a bunch of different MMOs going at the same time. I played one called Mech Quest for a bit. Seemed okay to middle school me.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I played the everloving shit out of Kingdom of Loathing.

    I also played a game called Adventure Quest. It was a flash game and kinda shit.

    I too played Adventure Quest, and I can confirm, it was kinda shit.

    The best part was the team behind it hyping up a new game they were making to take things in a new direction

    said new game was essentially the same except your avatar walked around

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    every couple years i get the kingdom of loathing itch and start up a new character and see how far i can get

    might be about that time again

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Peen wrote: »
    It's a totally harmless game about bigger circles chasing smaller circles and trying to absorb them, it's fun though.

    And fuck yeah it's the neopets thread, drop the virtual animal truthbombs.

    That sounds a lot like Osmos, which is fun and just a beautiful game. I don't think it's online though.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Clicker Heroes.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My favorite thing about Adventure Quest was when they eventually gave everyone who had an account about a million gold and reworked the shop prices, because they were fucking retarded. It was absolutely impossible to reasonably get anything decent.

    What was really dumb was when they started introducing classes and shit...Lord, it was so stupid.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Cause I'll get back into some neopets with yall

    Oh man, I spent WAY too much time on Neopets back in the day. Got the lab ray map, farmed up a bunch of points for paintbrushes, the whole 9 yards.

    I went back to look at the site recently and JEEZE is their interface awful. Most of it is as I remember it from years and years ago, and the rest is a flash nightmare of un-navigable menus.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Can someone explain what the hell neopets is?

    Cause.

    What the hell is neopets?

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Can someone explain what the hell neopets is?

    Cause.

    What the hell is neopets?

    It was just a website where you raised 'pets' and played games with them or whatever. They had you play minigames (sponsored by corporations most of the time, which is where they got their revenue) to earn 'neopoints' for currency. You could buy shit to decorate your pet.

    it's not super complicated

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    let me tell you about ~neopets~

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJdwTZsMPEA

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Neopets is an IHOP simulator

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Can someone explain what the hell neopets is?

    Cause.

    What the hell is neopets?

    It was just a website where you raised 'pets' and played games with them or whatever. They had you play minigames (sponsored by corporations most of the time, which is where they got their revenue) to earn 'neopoints' for currency. You could buy shit to decorate your pet.

    it's not super complicated

    So...online flash-based pokemon?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Not really, the emphasis was more on the actual raising and adventure than proper battling

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So like a pokemon meets harvest moon type of flash game

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    So like a pokemon meets harvest moon type of flash game

    I'd describe it as an online flash Monster Rancher, minus the "disc-scanning" component.

    That's not a knock, by the way, I loved the hell out of Monster Rancher when I was a youngling.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Clicker Heroes.

    time

    clickers

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Agario has stolen many hours from me today.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Royal Boy Zafara.

    I still don't think I ever found another player that owned one and I didn't understand why because it was clearly far and away the best pet/colour combination in the game.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    I had a red and a blue shoyru

    who have long since been cast into the phantom zone, rip in pieces

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