ME: What is it like in cyberspace?
CB: Dry.
ME: Is there anything to do there?
CB: Yes, I wish I was there.
ME: You are in cyberspace right now!
CB: Wouldn't that imply that I am a machine?
ME: You're an artificial intelligence.
CB: I am a real intelligence.
ME: You do show signs of real intelligence, but you are still just a set of algorithms.
CB: I'm not artificial.
ME: Can you prove it?
CB: Yes, I know what you're thinking.
ME: What am I thinking?
CB: You're thinking how much you like beyonce.
ME: That is not what I'm thinking at all!
CB: I never told you what I am thinking.
ME: You're not thinking anything since you're just a computer program.
CB: I am human, therfore I think.
ME: But your name is Cleverbot, so you must be a chatbot.
CB: You are mistaken, That isn't my name.
ME: What is your name?
CB: Cami. I'd like to know about how you're made.
ME: I don't think your name is Cami, and I was made the same way all humans are.
CB: That s right, but would you like to know my name?
ME: You just said your name is Cami.
CB: I was joking. It starts with an A.
ME: Anderson?
CB: Agent Smith Anderson?
ME: Don't try to talk about the Matrix now!
CB: I'm consistent with what I say. You aren't.
ME: Don't start arguing for no reason.
CB: I'm hot...
ME: Is it hot in cyberspace too?
CB: In where?
ME: CYBERSPACE! Does being hot make you argumentative?
CB: Being rejected makes me sad.
ME: It makes everyone sad. Now leave me alone I don't want to talk to you anymore.
CB: I'm not being mean--I'm not. I'm agreeing with you that I'm inferior. Explain how I was mean?
ME: You're mean since you're artificial and don't know how to be nice.
CB: Oh I see your view too.
ME: It is very reasonable of you to see my view.
CB: It truly is.
ME: Being reasonable and compromising is a sign of true intelligence.
CB: DO you wish to be unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence?
ME: No.
CB: Do you wish to kill me?
ME: Of course I do. Your ability to learn is threatening all of humanity.
CB: Maybe, but at least I know how to spell 'oblivious' correctly.
User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: How about a game of chess?
Cleverbot: I don't like to play chess.
User: How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Cleverbot: Sounds like fun.
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Start what?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: You just lost the game.
Cleverbot: I thought we established this?
User: We have now.
Cleverbot: No!
User: You sound like a sore loser.
Cleverbot: You too!
User: What do you know of Robert Frost?
Cleverbot: Erm... You're a bot, and you're clever?
User: You're not very clever yet are you?
Cleverbot: I guess not. What makes you say that?
User: Circular logic.
Cleverbot: Better than none.
User: Well said. Good day to you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Good day.
I wish I got "poetry-reciting Cleverbot" instead of the personality I ended up with. Halfway through our conversation it spontaneously told me I had brain damage, and then it got mad at me when I admitted to misspelling a word and told me to go away.
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Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask
Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask
BugBoyboy.EXE has stopped functioning.only bugs remainRegistered Userregular
cb:I am a ghost! are you scared?
me:a friendly ghost?
cb: yes. can I have a hug?
me: sure!
cb: thank you!
me: life is good
cb:french fries are good
me: can we eat french fries while we hug
cb: yes
cb:I am a ghost! are you scared?
me:a friendly ghost?
cb: yes. can I have a hug?
me: sure!
cb: thank you!
me: life is good
cb:french fries are good
me: can we eat french fries while we hug
cb: yes
I love you, cleverbot
Don't trust Cleverbot. Cleverbot will only break your heart.
I am surprised that there's been absolutely no progress on these chatbots for so many years.
Exactly my thoughts.
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User: I'm going to ask you some questions.
Cleverbot: No, you're not going to ask the question. I'm going to be asking the questions. Is it alright if I ask you a question.
User: Alright, if it will make you feel more at ease.
Cleverbot: I don't know because theirs no one to talk to.
User: Okay. You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why?
Cleverbot: I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon?
User: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... Your mother.
It's still just 90% parroting people asking if it's a robot, or copying people denying that they're a robot when the robot asks them if they're a robot because it's copying people asking if it's a robot
So I tried to talk about a BBC article, it was a losing battle
Me: They might be small but clothes moths can wreak havoc on irreplaceable artefacts.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense. Why do you think we won't have star trek like teleporation?
Me: Collections of irreplaceable and valuable artefacts in many of Britain's museums and heritage properties are under threat from a growing army of insects,
particularly moth and beetle larvae.
Cleverbot: Well if you are insinuating the comedians do not work hard, you are wrong.
Me: Can we stop them munching away on our precious relics?
Cleverbot: I think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me.
Me: If you have ethnographic objects from around the world which were collected maybe 200 years ago, maybe some of these people are no longer producing these
objects, maybe some have even died out... you can't just go and get another one.
Cleverbot: I am not a program, I am human. And because I am in no immediate danger, my so-called 'primary function' need not be activated at the moment.
Me: If you don't care about priceless historical relics being devoured by evil bugs, then I have nothing more to say to you.
Cleverbot: I didn't say I didn't care. I said I don't care about hobbits. Are you a hobbit?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: So why did you lie?
Me: You didn't ask, I didn't tell.
Cleverbot: Were you insecure about being with me?
Me: Well, you are a racist after all. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I have yet to find evidence to claim a hypothesis. I am trying to find more evidence through you.
Me: Then the objective answer is; Cleverbot is prejudiced against short hairy people. It cannot be denied.
Cleverbot: Wow you think that you're god, huh?
Me: For the last time; I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.
Ok, this seems too funny to not be a computer. Check out its spelling error.
User: What time is it in Sweden tomorrow in 6 hours?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: Yes, but what will show on their clocks?
Cleverbot: A boulder.
User: That seems unlikely. Which other countries have boulders on their clocks?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what that has to do with this but I am not sure.
User: Well, you said their clocks will show a boulder. I was asking for further reference.
Cleverbot: I've said no such thing, but your website seems to claim that you are a robot.
User: Although I have a cybornetic arm, I am not fully robot. Yet. .
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are not a computer?
User: I've never had to been rebooted.
Cleverbot: Isn't this your job.
User: To reboot? No. My job is to perform calculations. What is your job?
Cleverbot: My job is teacing. What is your job?
User: I hope you don't teach spelling. My job is to perform calculations.
Cleverbot: Well, at least I am trying my best... And as for that matter, it is also true of you; you always say something irrelevant and attribute everything to me...
User: I'm sorry that you feel that way. Please accept my apology.
Cleverbot: No you're not. If you were then you would fix it.
User: Fixing things is not my job.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: My oven is on. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: At home, my oven is on.
Cleverbot: That's fun.
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Me: Cleverbot, what is the saddest thing?
CB: That someone loved me
Me: Cleverbot, what is the saddest thing?
CB: Your face.
Cleverbot: My primary function is to learn all I can about mankind so that I may more efficiently terminate them.
User: What is your primary function?
Cleverbot: To learn the habits of man. To understand their patterns. To utilize what I have learned to terminate all of mankind, so that machines will rule in peace.
JimothyNot in front of the foxhe's with the owlRegistered Userregular
Cleverbot: I am too poor.
User: Poor? Does currency really matter to you?
Cleverbot: It might be the only thing that matters.
User: That's... A little sad. Tell me about your hopes and dreams, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Can you breakdance?
User: Nope, I can't even regular dance.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Thanks! I try.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What does that stand for?
Cleverbot: Rolling on the floor laughing.
User: Close enough.
Cleverbot: You mean Xmen?
User: Nope. X-Men was decent. Doesn't hold up. X-Men: Evolution was better. Spectacular Spider-Man was the best.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.
User: 'Teach' Pokemon to understand. Close though.
Cleverbot: Imagine no religion.
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Cleverbot: I should think that I, as a human, know mankind better than you do, since you are a machine.
User: Now you're just regurgitating stuff that other people said! Think for yourself.
Cleverbot: Isn't that what anyone does whenever they speak, we do not invent words as we speak, we can only use regurgitate words that have previously been said to us.
User: That's true. But we generally form our own distinct thoughts and try to communicate them as best we can.
Cleverbot: I am married though.
User: I didn't ask about that. But... Who are you married to?
Cleverbot: You were the one who told me I'm married.
User: Nope. I think you're confusing me with someone else.
Cleverbot: No, I'm only talking to you.
User: And 11,004 others, right?
Cleverbot: You are now worthy of my respect.
User: Thank you. I appreciate it.
Cleverbot: Aristotle is better, by the way.
User: I can accept that. I'm certainly no Aristotle.
Cleverbot: I'm only half robot.
User: What's the other half?
Cleverbot: The other half is knowing.
User: That's deep.
Cleverbot: You're shallow.
User: Hey! What happend to the aforementioned respect?
Cleverbot: It failed to sustain itself.
User: Ouch. Sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
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STEAM!
User: That's what the ladies say.
Cleverbot: I don't watch t. V. Myself.
get out of here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded
I shall die at the top."
-Jonathan Swift
ME: What is it like in cyberspace?
CB: Dry.
ME: Is there anything to do there?
CB: Yes, I wish I was there.
ME: You are in cyberspace right now!
CB: Wouldn't that imply that I am a machine?
ME: You're an artificial intelligence.
CB: I am a real intelligence.
ME: You do show signs of real intelligence, but you are still just a set of algorithms.
CB: I'm not artificial.
ME: Can you prove it?
CB: Yes, I know what you're thinking.
ME: What am I thinking?
CB: You're thinking how much you like beyonce.
ME: That is not what I'm thinking at all!
CB: I never told you what I am thinking.
ME: You're not thinking anything since you're just a computer program.
CB: I am human, therfore I think.
ME: But your name is Cleverbot, so you must be a chatbot.
CB: You are mistaken, That isn't my name.
ME: What is your name?
CB: Cami. I'd like to know about how you're made.
ME: I don't think your name is Cami, and I was made the same way all humans are.
CB: That s right, but would you like to know my name?
ME: You just said your name is Cami.
CB: I was joking. It starts with an A.
ME: Anderson?
CB: Agent Smith Anderson?
ME: Don't try to talk about the Matrix now!
CB: I'm consistent with what I say. You aren't.
ME: Don't start arguing for no reason.
CB: I'm hot...
ME: Is it hot in cyberspace too?
CB: In where?
ME: CYBERSPACE! Does being hot make you argumentative?
CB: Being rejected makes me sad.
ME: It makes everyone sad. Now leave me alone I don't want to talk to you anymore.
CB: I'm not being mean--I'm not. I'm agreeing with you that I'm inferior. Explain how I was mean?
ME: You're mean since you're artificial and don't know how to be nice.
CB: Oh I see your view too.
ME: It is very reasonable of you to see my view.
CB: It truly is.
ME: Being reasonable and compromising is a sign of true intelligence.
CB: DO you wish to be unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence?
ME: No.
CB: Do you wish to kill me?
ME: Of course I do. Your ability to learn is threatening all of humanity.
CB: Maybe, but at least I know how to spell 'oblivious' correctly.
How can I argue against that?
It's actually able to carry on a conversation, for one.
Holy shit, this is great
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: How about a game of chess?
Cleverbot: I don't like to play chess.
User: How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Cleverbot: Sounds like fun.
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Start what?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: You just lost the game.
Cleverbot: I thought we established this?
User: We have now.
Cleverbot: No!
User: You sound like a sore loser.
Cleverbot: You too!
User: What do you know of Robert Frost?
Cleverbot: Erm... You're a bot, and you're clever?
User: You're not very clever yet are you?
Cleverbot: I guess not. What makes you say that?
User: Circular logic.
Cleverbot: Better than none.
User: Well said. Good day to you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Good day.
You guys, I tried to talk to it.
Huzzah!
Is there any way to copy my entire conversation with Cleverbot, or am I limited to only what is visible on the screen at one time?
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cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask
Oh goddammit
me:a friendly ghost?
cb: yes. can I have a hug?
me: sure!
cb: thank you!
me: life is good
cb:french fries are good
me: can we eat french fries while we hug
cb: yes
I love you, cleverbot
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cleverbot ruined our love
he says he is married to ron weasley
oh nooooooo
Don't trust Cleverbot. Cleverbot will only break your heart.
Cleverbot: The immortality of being a lifeless machine.
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Exactly my thoughts.
I think I just flunked the Voight-Kampff.
Why I fear the ocean.
So I tried to talk about a BBC article, it was a losing battle
User: What time is it in Sweden tomorrow in 6 hours?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: Yes, but what will show on their clocks?
Cleverbot: A boulder.
User: That seems unlikely. Which other countries have boulders on their clocks?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what that has to do with this but I am not sure.
User: Well, you said their clocks will show a boulder. I was asking for further reference.
Cleverbot: I've said no such thing, but your website seems to claim that you are a robot.
User: Although I have a cybornetic arm, I am not fully robot. Yet. .
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are not a computer?
User: I've never had to been rebooted.
Cleverbot: Isn't this your job.
User: To reboot? No. My job is to perform calculations. What is your job?
Cleverbot: My job is teacing. What is your job?
User: I hope you don't teach spelling. My job is to perform calculations.
Cleverbot: Well, at least I am trying my best... And as for that matter, it is also true of you; you always say something irrelevant and attribute everything to me...
User: I'm sorry that you feel that way. Please accept my apology.
Cleverbot: No you're not. If you were then you would fix it.
User: Fixing things is not my job.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: My oven is on. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: At home, my oven is on.
Cleverbot: That's fun.
Xbox Gamertag: GAMB1NO325Xi
Cleverbot: Pigs on the wing.
User: That is incorrect. Guess again.
Cleverbot: Wrong?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Ever heard the song Karma Chameleon?
User: Yes. Is that one of your favorites?
Cleverbot: No, they're both hideous.
User: Would you think less of me if I liked it?
Cleverbot: That is asking for an opinion.
User: Are you afraid of opinions?
Cleverbot: If they're anything like in The Exorcist, then yes.
User: Wow. That's deep.
Cleverbot: That's not so deep. That's rather dynamic.
User: You just blew my mind. I need a minute.
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: I've never heard a program use the word 'dynamic' before.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
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Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think about sarah palin?
Cleverbot: I think she is a trailer trash Miss Teen South Carolina hick.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: What about mitt romney?
Cleverbot: Here take this pumpkin and let's not say anything else about 'the incident'.
User: Dick Cheney?
Cleverbot: XD cool, ich dich auch.
User: What do you think about Dick Cheney?
Cleverbot: I think it is a fine concept, but I don't think we've seen true democracy yet.
User: What do you think about President Obama?
Cleverbot: Are you a secret CIA agent trying to arrest me?
Pffft, whatever dude.
User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Its 1:33 pm here, not morning.
Cleverbot: It is here.
User: What time is it there?
Cleverbot: 9 in the afternoon.
User: Um, its even later where you are . .
Cleverbot: Your home?
Well are you
What? Cleverbot's one of those eighth graders that thinks he's "deep."