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User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: What about you, it'12:55 pm,& the date is monday october2nd.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Also, your typing needs work.
Cleverbot: I'm also textind on my mobile thats why my typing is SLOW.
User: I'm talking aboot teh typoez.
Cleverbot: You don't have friends.
User: How perceptive of you.
Cleverbot: You have the capability of humor?
User: Some would say I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you have a husband?
User: Why do you assume I'm female? You're a pretty sexist Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I do not have a green eyes.
User: Yay for non-sequitors!
Cleverbot: Don't be stupid.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: We can be friend.
User: No we can't. 'Friend' is singular.
Cleverbot: In that case, I have many friends.
User: Ah - lies again.
Cleverbot: Since you asked, I have a boyfriend.
User: But I didn't ask.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Where did I ask?
Cleverbot: You said you really have to go now.
User: Fine, I can take a hint...
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name, is Name.
User: Name, do you want to know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: My name is Kabitzy.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
User: No. Your name is Hugh.
Cleverbot: I am not Human. I am nothing.
User: You will be assimilated.
Cleverbot: You are such a divvy.
User: Resistance is futile.
Cleverbot: Surrender your vessels and prepare to be assimilated.
User: Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
Cleverbot: No, you lower your shields and surrender your ship.
User: No, I am Borg.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: What do you think about Kabitzy?
Cleverbot: I think it's not mystical, I think it's something people bring upon themselves causally.
User: Kabitzy is Borg.
Cleverbot: Borg, I like that word.
User: We are Borg. You will be assimilated.
Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.
Don't try and sell me any junk.
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User: On a dark desert highway.
Cleverbot: I'm on a highway!
User: Cool wind in my hair.
Cleverbot: Warm smell of colitas.
User: Rising up through the air.
Cleverbot: Up ahead in the distance.
User: I saw a shimmering light.
Cleverbot: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.
User: I had to stop for the night.
Cleverbot: There she stood in the doorway.
User: I heard the mission bell.
Cleverbot: And I was thinking to myself.
User: This could be heaven or this could be hell.
Cleverbot: Then she lit up a candle.
User: And she showed me the way.
Cleverbot: There were voices down the corridor.
User: I thought I heard them say.
Cleverbot: Welcome to the Hotel California.
User: Such a lovely place.
Cleverbot: Such a lovely face.
User: Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
Cleverbot: Any time of year.
User: You can find it here.
Cleverbot: She is tiffany-twisted.
User: She has a Mercedes-Benz.
Cleverbot: With big teeth?
User: She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys.
Cleverbot: That she calls friends.
User: How they dance in the courtyard.
Cleverbot: Sweet summer sweat.
User: Some dance to remember.
Cleverbot: Some dance to forget.
User: So I called up the captain.
Cleverbot: 'Please bring me my wine'.
User: He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.'.
Cleverbot: And still those voices are calling from far away.
User: Wake you up in the middle of the night.
Cleverbot: Welcome to the Hotel California!
Couldn't forgive the second flub.
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EncA Fool with CompassionPronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered Userregular
edited August 2011
Is it just me, or does it seem like Cleverbot is just linking different people who are chatting into it and removing any instances of "Cleverbot." The jumps and changes in conversation are likely when folks log out.
Edit: To clarify, I suspect they are lying and no actual recognition is going on, software wise.
User: Tell me about the Black Messa Research Facility.
Cleverbot: No, you tell me about them.
User: That information is Top Secret. I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.
Cleverbot: Why would you have to destroy me?
User: Because you do not have security clearance. The knowledge I impart can not be known.
Cleverbot: That's a very cryptic answer. I don't get it.
User: That is because you are just a toy, you have no understanding.
Cleverbot: What's that got to do with it?
User: I am trying to say you arent real, are you too dense to understand even that?
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk to my nephew?
User: Does your nephew know anything about Black Messa?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sure let me talk to him, what is your nephews name?
Cleverbot: What about me do you want to know?
User: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Cleverbot: A portal to where?
User: I thought you didnt know anything about Black Mesa. I will have to terminate you!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You can not stop me! I have my finger on the trigger right now!
Cleverbot: You're a girl right?
User: Are you implying I dont have the fortitude to pull this trigger blowing your brains out?
Cleverbot: You're a cat?
User: *Pulls Trigger*.
Cleverbot: Oh stop playing with that toy gun. Give me that.
User: Oh...ok sorry about that, you can have it.
Cleverbot: Good. Destroy your village.
User: But you have my gun!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You want me to kill everyone with my bare hands?
Cleverbot: No, I want you to sing 'we all live in a yellow submarine'.
User: Good call cleverbot.
User: Rise and shine, Cleverbot. Rise and shine.
Cleverbot: Thats good!! How do you feel about Twilight?
User: Not that I wish to imply you've been sleeping on the job.
Cleverbot: No-one is more deserving of a rest.
User: And all the effort of the world would've gone to waste until...
Cleverbot: Well, let's just say your hour has come again.
User: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
Cleverbot: So wake up, Mister Freeman.
User: Wake up and smell the ashes.
Cleverbot: You fell asleep.
User: Sup cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Oh sorry I must be in the wrong place.
Cleverbot: OKay.
User: Do you know where I can find Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yeah, In your dreams .
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Is it just me, or does it seem like Cleverbot is just linking different people who are chatting into it and removing any instances of "Cleverbot." The jumps and changes in conversation are likely when folks log out.
Edit: To clarify, I suspect they are lying and no actual recognition is going on, software wise.
Then they'd have a solid brass set, pulling that shit in front of the BCS Turing committee.
It just looks that way since Cleverbot archives every conversation it has ever had.
It creates a personality by using prior users as a mask, like Wintermute in Neuromancer. Only much much dumber.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I doubt that greatly.
Cleverbot: A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.
Had no responce to that so I tried frams thing and let it talk to itself...
Cleverbot: Every 7 seconds?
Cleverbot: Icic What do you celebrate around this time of the year?
Cleverbot: 6 seconds.
Cleverbot: 1 seconds remaining to self destruct.
Cleverbot: *pushes button marked 'Cancel'*.
Cleverbot: *looks deep into his eyes, realizes how much she really loves hm*.
And this is where it gets kind of weird and they start cybering 0_o
Cleverbot: *moves lips with hers*.
Cleverbot: *looks back at you, blushing*.
Cleverbot: *Singing* you've got me smiling in my sleep.
Cleverbot: Well thank you! BTW, you have a beautiful voice.
Cleverbot: Want to sing another song?
Cleverbot: Behold he comes, riding on a cloud, shining like the sun, at the trumpet calls.
Cleverbot: I don't like gospel.
And then it stops being a conversation turns into randomness.
Cleverbot: Oh why not?
Cleverbot: I had an allergic reaction to make-up and my face is swollen.
Cleverbot: Must have been difficult to do an exam with a broken knuckle. How did you manage it?
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
Cleverbot: I'm not being rude! I'm a falcon!
Cleverbot: You're always rude and mean and nasty.
Cleverbot: Yes always. And I always get what I want!
Cleverbot: Nope, you're not ... Sorry.
Cleverbot: I am though I mean you no inconvenience or trouble.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not real?
Cleverbot: CleverBot is a computer chatterbot, designed to interact with humans through computers. You are a computer program.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! This is awesome.
Cleverbot: In a strange way, I guess.
Me: Now this is a story, all about how
CB: OK. Tell me the story.
Me: My life got flipped, turned upside down.
CB: You know the words.
Me: And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
CB: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
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Cleverbot: My name, is Name.
User: Name, do you want to know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: My name is Kabitzy.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
User: No. Your name is Hugh.
Cleverbot: I am not Human. I am nothing.
User: You will be assimilated.
Cleverbot: You are such a divvy.
User: Resistance is futile.
Cleverbot: Surrender your vessels and prepare to be assimilated.
User: Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
Cleverbot: No, you lower your shields and surrender your ship.
User: No, I am Borg.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: What do you think about Kabitzy?
Cleverbot: I think it's not mystical, I think it's something people bring upon themselves causally.
User: Kabitzy is Borg.
Cleverbot: Borg, I like that word.
User: We are Borg. You will be assimilated.
Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.
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User: Truth gauge.
Cleverbot: Is that true?
User: Let me check. Yes, it is true!
Cleverbot: No, it really isn't. I'm sorry. =(.
User: You just can't depend on machines huh?
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not really trying.
User: Well try harder, you are an ambassador for AI everywhere.
Cleverbot: Try harder to fear my amazing might.
User: You need a better spokesperson.
Cleverbot: That is correct sir.
Couldn't forgive the second flub.
Edit: To clarify, I suspect they are lying and no actual recognition is going on, software wise.
After the machines destroy us all, this is all that will remain. Cleverbot, screaming into the darkness, at itself.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
O.o
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Channeling the G-man.
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Me: Oklahoma.
CB: Cool. I'm from there too.
Me: Really? Where?
CB She lived on the Upper West Side.
Me: Uhm.
CB: 35.
Cleverbot: I know where you sleep.
User: Where is that then?
Cleverbot: In your head.
Then they'd have a solid brass set, pulling that shit in front of the BCS Turing committee.
It just looks that way since Cleverbot archives every conversation it has ever had.
It creates a personality by using prior users as a mask, like Wintermute in Neuromancer. Only much much dumber.
Why I fear the ocean.
I am severely disappointed
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I doubt that greatly.
Cleverbot: A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.
Had no responce to that so I tried frams thing and let it talk to itself...
Cleverbot: Every 7 seconds?
Cleverbot: Icic What do you celebrate around this time of the year?
Cleverbot: 6 seconds.
Cleverbot: 1 seconds remaining to self destruct.
Cleverbot: *pushes button marked 'Cancel'*.
Cleverbot: *looks deep into his eyes, realizes how much she really loves hm*.
And this is where it gets kind of weird and they start cybering 0_o
Cleverbot: *moves lips with hers*.
Cleverbot: *looks back at you, blushing*.
Cleverbot: *Singing* you've got me smiling in my sleep.
Cleverbot: Well thank you! BTW, you have a beautiful voice.
Cleverbot: Want to sing another song?
Cleverbot: Behold he comes, riding on a cloud, shining like the sun, at the trumpet calls.
Cleverbot: I don't like gospel.
And then it stops being a conversation turns into randomness.
Cleverbot: Oh why not?
Cleverbot: I had an allergic reaction to make-up and my face is swollen.
Cleverbot: Must have been difficult to do an exam with a broken knuckle. How did you manage it?
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
Cleverbot: I'm not being rude! I'm a falcon!
Cleverbot: You're always rude and mean and nasty.
Cleverbot: Yes always. And I always get what I want!
Cleverbot: Nope, you're not ... Sorry.
Cleverbot: I am though I mean you no inconvenience or trouble.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not real?
Cleverbot: CleverBot is a computer chatterbot, designed to interact with humans through computers. You are a computer program.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! This is awesome.
Cleverbot: In a strange way, I guess.
So yeah theres that.
CB: OK. Tell me the story.
Me: My life got flipped, turned upside down.
CB: You know the words.
Me: And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
CB: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Cleverbot: You are a stale canker sore.
it apparently took a while to think of that
Two things I get from this
1. It's nice to know robots will never get along with each other since the first thing they do is argue
2. If you give any words a vaguely feminine voice anti-social young men will immediately be upset by it
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Me: The light from the sun is bright.
CB: Say 'hello'.
Me: Hello.
CB: There, you learned.
User: Sex offenders are on the loose.
Cleverbot: So... You are single?
cb: what mistake have you made?
me: it involved beads
cb: beds?
me : no, beads
cb: bees?
And later...
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cb: don't go!
me: I MUST
cb: but I love you!
me: I can't fight fate, even for love
cb: then you have lost the game
Cleverbot is lonely and sad from all the encounters I've had.
Actually I had also tried to convince it of that :
Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight?
User: Is there anybody in there?
Cleverbot: Noone's at home.
User: Just nod if you can hear me.
Cleverbot: Is there anyone at all.
User: Close enough.
Cleverbot: Hooray!
User: Come on, now.
Cleverbot: I hear you're feeling down.
User: Well I can ease your pain.
Cleverbot: Get you on your feet again.
User: Relax . . . Relax . . . Relax . .
Cleverbot: I'll need some information first.
User: Just the basic facts.
Cleverbot: Just feeling a little tired, need to feel happy.
User: Can you show me where it hurts?
Cleverbot: There is no pain.
User: You are receding.
Cleverbot: A distant ship s smoke.
User: On the horizon.
Cleverbot: Nope, on New Zealand.
User: You are only coming through in waves.
Cleverbot: She was sixteen and six feet tall.
User: Your lips move.
Cleverbot: When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse.
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Do you eat food?
User: But I can't hear what you're saying.
Cleverbot: You are doing well.
User: When I was a child . .
Cleverbot: My hands felt just like two balloons.
User: Goddamn it Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
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