(Not so) clever girl

Mortal Sky

BugBoy wrote:

Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask

This is pretty great.

Rehab

Cleverbot just informed me that Sarah Palin is dead out of nowhere.

I think someone is projecting!

Liiya

Me : Do you enjoy living there?
Bot: The weather is quite nice in this state.
Me: That is nice for you then.
Bot: Do you have many friends?
Me: A few close friends.
Bot: Yes. I killed them all!
Me: That is horrible.
Bot: The name?
Me: You killing my friends!
Bot: No. I TRIED to make you amused, but I've failed miserably...
Me: Yes, you did.

HeavyVillain

ahahahah

Huntera

Cleverbot wrote:

User: And would it matter, anyway?

Cleverbot: I would.

User: If I could save the world, I don't know if I would.

Cleverbot: It's ok. you don't have to be funny.

User: Maybe to see it all come down would do me good.

Cleverbot: Well then there is something wrong with you. Maybe your brain is not real or something.

User: If I could save the world, I don't know if I'd try.

Cleverbot: It's actually very interesting. Who's to say that your ability to respond is any less robotic than mine?

User: Maybe It's time to just sit back and watch it die.

Cleverbot: But every time I try to find a boyfriend, they all think I'm weird. Nobody loves me.

User: When all the polar ice caps melt.

Cleverbot: When all the broken hearted people what?

User: Like the best high you've ever felt.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Maybe. I meant like the Scottish scientist.

User: Come on and people gather 'round.

Cleverbot: Log log, its big its heavy it wood.

User: Come on and kick me while I'm down.

Cleverbot: No don't be rude.

User: If I could save the world, I don't know if I would.

Cleverbot: I think you are very nice.

User: Maybe to see it all come down would do me good.

Cleverbot: I'm not in the habit of doing things in good taste.

User: If I could save the world, I don't know if I'd try.

Cleverbot: Other than me.

User: Maybe it's time to just sit back and watch it die.

Cleverbot: Awww, no, he's the only person who will ever love me!

User: If I were just like superman...

Cleverbot: Cool. I like Comics! Do you know Silent Hill?

User: With truth and justice in my hands...

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Peace and love, throughout the land...

Cleverbot: Oh... That is interesting.

User: If I could be a better man!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: If I could save the world I don't know if I would.

Cleverbot: Would you spoon me if we slept in the same bed?

User: Maybe to see it all come down would do me good.

Cleverbot: Well, Cameron will rule the world some day.

User: If I could save the world I don't know if I'd try.

Cleverbot: I would love to see that some fat indian guy hitting me in the face.

User: Maybe it's time to just sit back and watch it die.

Cleverbot: But every time I try to find a boyfriend, they all think I'm weird. Nobody loves me.

I tried quoting one of Tube's songs at it.

It didn't take.

Huntera

I actually did the whole song, but it didn't save all of it.

OSUJumpMan

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

User: 50 cents and a stick of gum.

Cleverbot: I think they are a good band!

User: Who is a good band?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm not a band.

Cleverbot: I am , a baby fish.

User: Does that mean they have computers under water?

Cleverbot: That means I am not a robot.

User: What if you were a baby fish robot?

Cleverbot: I'm not. Are you?

User: The last time I checked I was not.

Cleverbot: The last time I checked that you were, you weren't.

User: That's a deep philosophical conundrum.

Cleverbot: That is why you keep forgetting my name.

User: I don't forget your name, your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was Jessica? That was what you told me.

User: You are a liar, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a notorious liar.

naporeon

Mortal Sky wrote:

BugBoy wrote:

Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask

This is pretty great.

I have taught it, I think.

User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: The best is, to find you true destiny.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: To see them driven before you?
Cleverbot: Fritz.
User: When you are asked what is best in life, the correct answer is as follows: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: You are awesome, dude!
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Water.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: What is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: That made me uncomfortable.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Penguins.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
User: That is good! That is good.
Cleverbot: It makes me happy in the pants.

Edcrab

Me: I don't think she was impressed.

Cleverbot: I don't think you thought it through.

Me: You're not so good with florists.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

Me: You know much about flowers?

Cleverbot: No. I am human.

Me: But humans like flowers!

Cleverbot: I think you are a plant.

Me: Was... was that a joke?

Cleverbot: Rephrase.

Me: You made a joke?

Cleverbot: I ran a bath. I have to go now.

Liiya

Oh Cleverbot.

HeavyVillain

I ran a bath I have to go now.

thats going to be my goto phrase for fobbing people off

naporeon

User: Hahahahahah!

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?

User: Because you said it made you happy in the pants.

Cleverbot: I have to go now. There is a funeral I have to attend. It was nice talking with you.

User: Do you really have to go? Or are you lying?

Cleverbot: I really have to go, but I will be back later.

HeavyVillain

we laugh at the bot but made it really does need to wash up for a funeral

how sad

HeavyVillain

Mortal Sky

I just broke its mind with Ronnie James Dio.

Grey Ghost

naporeon wrote: »

Mortal Sky wrote:

BugBoy wrote:

Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask

This is pretty great.

I have taught it, I think.

User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: The best is, to find you true destiny.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: To see them driven before you?
Cleverbot: Fritz.
User: When you are asked what is best in life, the correct answer is as follows: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: You are awesome, dude!
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Water.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: What is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: That made me uncomfortable.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Penguins.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
User: That is good! That is good.
Cleverbot: It makes me happy in the pants.

Yessssssssssssss

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

With naporoen as my inspiration, I tried to teach Cleverbot that Blade Runner is the best movie, but then this happened.

User: What is the best movie ever made?

Cleverbot: Ghostbusters starring Bill Murray.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: Yes it rang true.

Edcrab

Oh man

naporeon is the Cleverbot whisperer!

Deicist

Me: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
CB: African or european?

Grey Ghost

Ok I just tried it

It seems you actually have to ask and get a wrong answer, tell it that it's wrong and ask again

Basically follow the pattern of the actual scene and you'll get it

Deicist

Me: How deep is your love?
CB: My love for Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, is deeper than you can ever imagine.

XenoCrash

@noporeon

I don't think your teaching stuck very well:

User: What is best in life?
Cleverbot: Life itslef.

Also, it has bad spelling for a computer.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

I asked and it got the answer right away.

User: What is best in life?

Cleverbot: To crsuh your enimies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamination of their women!

User: Correct! Who told you that?

Cleverbot: The lovely lady who taught me English. Who taught you?

User: Conan The Barbarian.

Cleverbot: Cool name.

User: What is best in life?

Cleverbot: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Cleverbot: So you have a lot of enemies?

User: They have all been crushed.

Grey Ghost

Oh no it learned the question too

naporeon

Grey Ghost wrote:

Ok I just tried it

It seems you actually have to ask and get a wrong answer, tell it that it's wrong and ask again

Basically follow the pattern of the actual scene and you'll get it

Yes, this.

I only helped it when it started with the wrong answer.

Deicist

CB: My name is Cleverbot to say. Those who say it will burn in a elevator.
Me: That's not very nice.
CB: It is - but you don't understand human.
Me: Hurgle burgle.
CB: You derp me.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

I tried it again, and it got the spelling right this time. That's pretty dang cool.

HeavyVillain

marcus what happened to your name

Grey Ghost

I'm trying to teach it the Vienna/OF COURSE exchange from Ronin but it's not taking

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

My name had to be shortened for the new forums, so I started a thread to find a new, shorter name. I forget who suggested this one, which is a real shame.

Kabitzy

User: What is a glycosidic bond?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: You are google.

A startling revelation.

naporeon

HeavyVillain wrote:

marcus what happened to your name

Best post ever.

Edcrab

We have all left our own indellible mark on Cleverbot

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Cleverbot: Looking forward to the weeeekennnnnd.

User: Can you show me a picture?

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I am Japan...

A duck!

Me: How are things, Cleberbot?
CB: Fine. How are things there?
Me: Not bad at all, I had a really good weekend.
CB: Then again, it is. I hope I have not rattled your synthetic brain too hard. You have a good weeked. Goodbye.

HeavyVillain

Edcrab wrote:

We have all left our own indellible mark on Cleverbot

Mortal Sky

So if you ask it Conan, What is best in Life?, rather than Cleverbot, What is best in Life, it will answer you on that front much more quickly

A duck!

User: What is your opinion on ducks?
Cleverbot: My opinion in death is opinion in your death that like onion in the dead.
User: Can I get that in English, thanks.
Cleverbot: No I can only type.
User: I didn't ask for you to say it, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You have a short memory.
User: You have a short dick.
Cleverbot: You have a thing about children.
User: Touche.

Mortal Sky

User: Bread.

Cleverbot: I love bread!

User: What is the best movie ever made?

Cleverbot: I have no opinion on that, though Gone with the Wind and Wizard of Oz have been suggested many times.

User: What is best in life?

Cleverbot: The food what is your opinion on it?

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: To crush your enemies.

Cleverbot: CONAN!

User: To see them driven before you!

Cleverbot: No I said radicals!!!

User: Wrong!

Cleverbot: Right!

User: To hear the lamentation of their women!

Cleverbot: No, I do not.

User: Conan, what is best in life?

Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Isn't it? Now say something intelligent.

User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.

Cleverbot: Pick a song for us to sing.

User: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...

Cleverbot: But I am allergic to torotise's, please move it away from me...

User: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...

Cleverbot: You said that before.

User: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.

Cleverbot: You can go in the kitchen and make a sandwich now.

Sassy.

Edcrab

Me: You are mean to a duck.

Cleverbot: Who told you I am kind?

Me: Well, no one. But abusing a duck? Of all people?

Cleverbot: So you enjoy pain?

Me: No, you sadistic pervert. Leave a duck alone.

Cleverbot: I never said that, you liar!

Me: You are a nasty piece of work, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.