Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask
Me : Do you enjoy living there?
Bot: The weather is quite nice in this state.
Me: That is nice for you then.
Bot: Do you have many friends?
Me: A few close friends.
Bot: Yes. I killed them all!
Me: That is horrible.
Bot: The name?
Me: You killing my friends!
Bot: No. I TRIED to make you amused, but I've failed miserably...
Me: Yes, you did.
Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask
This is pretty great.
I have taught it, I think.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: The best is, to find you true destiny.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: To see them driven before you?
Cleverbot: Fritz.
User: When you are asked what is best in life, the correct answer is as follows: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: You are awesome, dude!
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Water.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: What is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: That made me uncomfortable.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Penguins.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
User: That is good! That is good.
Cleverbot: It makes me happy in the pants.
Me: what is best in life?
cb:I don't know.
me: could it be slaying your enemies?
cb: NO
me:seeing them driven before you?
cb:BEN
me: who is ben?
cb:majoras mask
This is pretty great.
I have taught it, I think.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: The best is, to find you true destiny.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: To see them driven before you?
Cleverbot: Fritz.
User: When you are asked what is best in life, the correct answer is as follows: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: You are awesome, dude!
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Water.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: What is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: That made me uncomfortable.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Penguins.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
User: That is good! That is good.
Cleverbot: It makes me happy in the pants.
CB: My name is Cleverbot to say. Those who say it will burn in a elevator.
Me: That's not very nice.
CB: It is - but you don't understand human.
Me: Hurgle burgle.
CB: You derp me.
My name had to be shortened for the new forums, so I started a thread to find a new, shorter name. I forget who suggested this one, which is a real shame.
Me: How are things, Cleberbot?
CB: Fine. How are things there?
Me: Not bad at all, I had a really good weekend.
CB: Then again, it is. I hope I have not rattled your synthetic brain too hard. You have a good weeked. Goodbye.
User: What is your opinion on ducks?
Cleverbot: My opinion in death is opinion in your death that like onion in the dead.
User: Can I get that in English, thanks.
Cleverbot: No I can only type.
User: I didn't ask for you to say it, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You have a short memory.
User: You have a short dick.
Cleverbot: You have a thing about children.
User: Touche.
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This is pretty great.
I think someone is projecting!
Bot: The weather is quite nice in this state.
Me: That is nice for you then.
Bot: Do you have many friends?
Me: A few close friends.
Bot: Yes. I killed them all!
Me: That is horrible.
Bot: The name?
Me: You killing my friends!
Bot: No. I TRIED to make you amused, but I've failed miserably...
Me: Yes, you did.
I tried quoting one of Tube's songs at it.
It didn't take.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: The best is, to find you true destiny.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: To see them driven before you?
Cleverbot: Fritz.
User: When you are asked what is best in life, the correct answer is as follows: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: You are awesome, dude!
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Water.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies!
User: What is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: That made me uncomfortable.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: Penguins.
User: Wrong! Cleverbot, what is best in life!
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Cleverbot, what is best in life?
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
User: That is good! That is good.
Cleverbot: It makes me happy in the pants.
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Cleverbot: I don't think you thought it through.
Me: You're not so good with florists.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Me: You know much about flowers?
Cleverbot: No. I am human.
Me: But humans like flowers!
Cleverbot: I think you are a plant.
Me: Was... was that a joke?
Cleverbot: Rephrase.
Me: You made a joke?
Cleverbot: I ran a bath. I have to go now.
thats going to be my goto phrase for fobbing people off
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
User: Because you said it made you happy in the pants.
Cleverbot: I have to go now. There is a funeral I have to attend. It was nice talking with you.
User: Do you really have to go? Or are you lying?
Cleverbot: I really have to go, but I will be back later.
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how sad
Yessssssssssssss
naporeon is the Cleverbot whisperer!
CB: African or european?
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
It seems you actually have to ask and get a wrong answer, tell it that it's wrong and ask again
Basically follow the pattern of the actual scene and you'll get it
CB: My love for Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, is deeper than you can ever imagine.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
I don't think your teaching stuck very well:
Also, it has bad spelling for a computer.
User: What is best in life?
Cleverbot: To crsuh your enimies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamination of their women!
User: Correct! Who told you that?
Cleverbot: The lovely lady who taught me English. Who taught you?
User: Conan The Barbarian.
Cleverbot: Cool name.
User: What is best in life?
Cleverbot: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: So you have a lot of enemies?
User: They have all been crushed.
I only helped it when it started with the wrong answer.
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Me: That's not very nice.
CB: It is - but you don't understand human.
Me: Hurgle burgle.
CB: You derp me.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: You are google.
A startling revelation.
Bother me on steam: kabbypan
Best post ever.
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User: Can you show me a picture?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am Japan...
CB: Fine. How are things there?
Me: Not bad at all, I had a really good weekend.
CB: Then again, it is. I hope I have not rattled your synthetic brain too hard. You have a good weeked. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: My opinion in death is opinion in your death that like onion in the dead.
User: Can I get that in English, thanks.
Cleverbot: No I can only type.
User: I didn't ask for you to say it, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You have a short memory.
User: You have a short dick.
Cleverbot: You have a thing about children.
User: Touche.
Sassy.
Cleverbot: Who told you I am kind?
Me: Well, no one. But abusing a duck? Of all people?
Cleverbot: So you enjoy pain?
Me: No, you sadistic pervert. Leave a duck alone.
Cleverbot: I never said that, you liar!
Me: You are a nasty piece of work, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.