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phone sex is pretty lame unless you have a really good partner. I had lots of it in high school. Telling people to do things and knowing that they listen has a certain fun to it.
yeah but my parents stopped letting me call after a couple of four hour phone calls
plus there's only so long you can be all "yeah i'm still going too, let's talk for another half an hour"
best was freshman year of college and we were both there together when I got the condoms. We bought 1 box of condoms, chocolate syrup, reddi whip and bananas. The young black guy didn't even give us a funny look until we were done and then he said "you two have a fun night." and he just smiled.
I bought the latest pack at Target, and went to some Ethiopian or Islamic immigrant's aisle. She didn't take a second look at it while checking everything out.
I swear to god though I went through her line a few days later and she totally fucking eyed me for buying soymilk. It was the weirdest shit...
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best was freshman year of college and we were both there together when I got the condoms. We bought 1 box of condoms, chocolate syrup, reddi whip and bananas. The young black guy didn't even give us a funny look until we were done and then he said "you two have a fun night." and he just smiled.
that's what is fun about having your first live-in girlfriend
"hey do you want to go grab some kinky ass shit and just make a night of it"
Buying condoms in a predominantly conservative-Baptist town is amazingly fun
Usually I'll just go in and grab some and settle for a weird look from the register jockey
Other times, there's an old lady in the personal items aisle
I hate buying condoms. People always give you dirty looks.
It's perfectly natural, you fucking prudes.
Honesty and openness is a good thing.
Next time one of you has to pick up a pack of rubbers, explain to the check-out person that you will be placing them on your penis before assaulting someone's oreface.
you know what is fun? buying like six boxes of comdoms, eight cases of beer and three huge packages of toilet paper and nothing else.
hahaha
rank we should go get drunk sometime
I quit drinking like six years ago
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or just find the biggest fucking kitchen knife in the store, a huge ass watermelon and every single box of condoms and every single box of band-aids they have
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but sexual experimentation is hip, dogg
yeah but my parents stopped letting me call after a couple of four hour phone calls
plus there's only so long you can be all "yeah i'm still going too, let's talk for another half an hour"
next day i looked sex up in an encyclopedia and told all my friends
By no means am I an actor.
I can make up some kick ass children's stories if need be but not sexy ones.
Oh god, now I just had a terrible idea.
Secret Satan
I swear to god though I went through her line a few days later and she totally fucking eyed me for buying soymilk. It was the weirdest shit...
that's what is fun about having your first live-in girlfriend
"hey do you want to go grab some kinky ass shit and just make a night of it"
man, i popped the hugest boner ever
the woman winked her left eye but not her right because she had like some irritation sort of
the pizza man gripped his average sized member
the woman took off her clothings
the pizza man said "most people like raymond but i mean its not a consensus or anything"
Actually, I'm not that squeemish.
Apparently I can write off condoms with my insurance company...crazy awesome.
Secret Satan
If I had any reason to buy condoms, I would smile from ear to ear
I mean, it's not like there's a shortage of them at this college
Usually I'll just go in and grab some and settle for a weird look from the register jockey
Other times, there's an old lady in the personal items aisle
Then it's double prizes
What I'm trying to say is that I'm an alcoholic.
I ain't got no excuses for your whiskey dick.
It's perfectly natural, you fucking prudes.
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The girls at the U of MN are off at hot camp over the winter. They'll be back in the spring. Sorry to break the news.
really young check-out girls
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it was kind of a 'just in case' purchase
i'd rather be caught with than caught without
Honesty and openness is a good thing.
Next time one of you has to pick up a pack of rubbers, explain to the check-out person that you will be placing them on your penis before assaulting someone's oreface.
That is why I bought the pack most recently. It was like three weeks ago.
And yes, I should probably find a girl here too. There are a lot of hot ones.
Idk, I've seen some foxes lately
-1 box of straight razors
-1 container of lighter fluid
old lady at the checkout gave me a weird look
hahaha
rank we should go get drunk sometime
True story.
I quit drinking like six years ago