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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    shryke wrote: »
    All these magic button questions just make me wonder:

    Is there a second magic button to launder the money for you? Or are you just hoping no one comes to find out where you just got $100 million from?

    i'm sorry there can only be one magic button

    next time try asking a more realistic question

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    i would like a button, magic or otherwise, that is fun to press

    like, i was given a rubber ducky at work and its fun to play with while i'm sitting there upset about something

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Magic buttons actually did exist.
    Unfortunately for everyone else, my magic button's sole purpose was the annihilation of all other magical buttons.
    And thus when none were left, my magic button turned upon itself and nothing remains.

    Bless your heart.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Which would be more difficult: shaving your butt every day, or learning to walk backwards?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    All the FIFA arrests are of South/Central Americans? I wonder how that's gonna play out.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Amanita_muscaria_(fly_agaric).JPG

    magic buttons do exist

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    What if there was a magic button that donated $100 of SKFM's money to legalizing marijuana in NYC? What would happen first - SKFM running out of money or marijuana being legalized?

    What if there was a button that made Vanguard's face and his butt switch places for 30 seconds?

    How does this magic button work? Does vanguard rotate in place? Or does his face and but magically affix themselves to the corresponding places using a quantum tunnelling effect?

    It's impossible to know how it works because his butt and his face already look identical.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Morning, all


    I need some help with psych stuff re: depersonalization if anyone has any experience


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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    What if there was a magic button that donated $100 of SKFM's money to legalizing marijuana in NYC? What would happen first - SKFM running out of money or marijuana being legalized?

    What if there was a button that made Vanguard's face and his butt switch places for 30 seconds?

    How does this magic button work? Does vanguard rotate in place? Or does his face and but magically affix themselves to the corresponding places using a quantum tunnelling effect?

    It's impossible to know how it works because his butt and his face already look identical.

    gasp

    this is mean

    you're mean

    you're a mean old man like in that christmas carol

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    All the FIFA arrests are of South/Central Americans? I wonder how that's gonna play out.

    Well, the current and previous heads of CONCACAF, too. From the corrupt-as-fuck Caribbean faction.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    What if everytime you pressed the button, it caused the effect from some random person's button hypothetical? Could be very risky.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    All the FIFA arrests are of South/Central Americans? I wonder how that's gonna play out.

    Dude in charge of the North American stuff as well, I think. One of the NA guys bugged meetings as part of a plea bargain deal to avoid jail for not paying his taxes.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    In 2010 Russia’s sports minister and Fifa executive Vitaly Mutko attacked the English press ahead of the vote for “portraying Russia as a hotbed of corruption”. Days later a Russian federal audit chamber report on spending at his ministry alleged he had claimed expenses for 97 breakfasts eaten during a 20-day trip to Vancouver.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2015
    what if there was a magic button that tagged SKFM's house each time you pushed it

    how long until it looked like this

    https://c4.staticflickr.com/8/7200/6837752012_66c2c09e6c_b.jpg

    Vanguard on
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    What if they made a button that every time you pressed it, you got 1 dollar, but I got 2 dollars and something happened that made me ever happier.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    what if there was a magic button that tagged SKFM's house each time you pushed it

    how long until it looked like this

    https://c4.staticflickr.com/8/7200/6837752012_66c2c09e6c_b.jpg

    The worst part is it apparantly removes an entire story from the house. And you said graffiti wasn't harmful.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    All the FIFA arrests are of South/Central Americans? I wonder how that's gonna play out.

    wow that doesn't scream political at all

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Atomika wrote: »
    Morning, all


    I need some help with psych stuff re: depersonalization if anyone has any experience


    I am vaguely familiar with it, I feel that way rather often. Do you mean chronic depersonalization or just more episodic?

    Neco on
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Amanita_muscaria_(fly_agaric).JPG

    magic buttons do exist
    That is poisonous

    This is better.
    234px-Psilocybe.semilanceata.Alan.jpg

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    All these magic button questions just make me wonder:

    Is there a second magic button to launder the money for you? Or are you just hoping no one comes to find out where you just got $100 million from?

    i'm sorry there can only be one magic button


    next time try asking a more realistic question

    So the answer to every magic button question is then "It doesn't really matter how much money I get because the IRS is just gonna take it all and throw my ass in prison".

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    also my erections at the fifa arrests are infinite

    i hope they blow the whole thing up

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    All these magic button questions just make me wonder:

    Is there a second magic button to launder the money for you? Or are you just hoping no one comes to find out where you just got $100 million from?

    i'm sorry there can only be one magic button


    next time try asking a more realistic question

    So the answer to every magic button question is then "It doesn't really matter how much money I get because the IRS is just gonna take it all and throw my ass in prison".
    Are you saying my cupcake bakery couldn't plausibly make 1 billion dollars over three years?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    what if there was a magic button that tagged SKFM's house each time you pushed it

    how long until it looked like this

    https://c4.staticflickr.com/8/7200/6837752012_66c2c09e6c_b.jpg

    The worst part is it apparantly removes an entire story from the house. And you said graffiti wasn't harmful.

    no this is the house you live after i've used the other button to donate all of your money to marijuana legalization

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Neco wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Morning, all


    I need some help with psych stuff re: depersonalization if anyone has any experience


    I am vaguely familiar with it, I feel that way rather often. Do you chronic depersonalization or just more episodic?

    googles

    growing up when I would frequently feel like my...soul...had left my body and I had to stop and...remember...who I was. is that what this is? although it mostly went away in my 20s

    (soul and remember are used as approximations cuz I can't think of better words to capture the experience)

    Sir Landshark on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    All these magic button questions just make me wonder:

    Is there a second magic button to launder the money for you? Or are you just hoping no one comes to find out where you just got $100 million from?

    i'm sorry there can only be one magic button


    next time try asking a more realistic question

    So the answer to every magic button question is then "It doesn't really matter how much money I get because the IRS is just gonna take it all and throw my ass in prison".

    No, because once you've got magic button money you can pay your flunkies in the media to manufacture a scandal that will make it nearly impossible for the IRS to do its job.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    All the FIFA arrests are of South/Central Americans? I wonder how that's gonna play out.

    wow that doesn't scream political at all

    It's not just those guys. North American guys are on the list as well. One NA guy ratted on everyone, so that's why he's not on the list.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    All the FIFA arrests are of South/Central Americans? I wonder how that's gonna play out.

    wow that doesn't scream political at all

    It's not just those guys. North American guys are on the list as well. One NA guy ratted on everyone, so that's why he's not on the list.

    oh ok

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    In April, at the annual meeting of Fifa’s North and Central American representatives, Osiris Guzman, president of Dominican Republic soccer, goes in another direction, comparing Blatter to Jesus Christ, Nelson Mandela, and Winston Churchill. “Why is he different from these other men?” demands Guzman, whom Fifa banned from soccer for 30 days in a 2011 vote-­buying scandal. For good measure, he adds Moses, Martin Luther King Jr., and Abraham Lincoln.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    All the FIFA arrests are of South/Central Americans? I wonder how that's gonna play out.

    wow that doesn't scream political at all

    It's not just those guys. North American guys are on the list as well. One NA guy ratted on everyone, so that's why he's not on the list.

    the-departed-2006--18.jpg

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    why is my r14 carmine marker dead

    someone needs to pay for this

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Morning, all


    I need some help with psych stuff re: depersonalization if anyone has any experience


    I am vaguely familiar with it, I feel that way rather often. Do you chronic depersonalization or just more episodic?

    googles

    growing up when I would frequently feel like my...soul...had left my body and I had to stop and...remember...who I was. is that what this is? although it mostly went away in my 20s

    (soul and remember are used as approximations cuz I can't think of better words to capture the experience)

    I think so? Im not an expert by any means, but I get like that when my anxiety levels get too high.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    In 2010 Russia’s sports minister and Fifa executive Vitaly Mutko attacked the English press ahead of the vote for “portraying Russia as a hotbed of corruption”. Days later a Russian federal audit chamber report on spending at his ministry alleged he had claimed expenses for 97 breakfasts eaten during a 20-day trip to Vancouver.

    It's like you haven't heard of the All Day Breakfast

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    In 2010 Russia’s sports minister and Fifa executive Vitaly Mutko attacked the English press ahead of the vote for “portraying Russia as a hotbed of corruption”. Days later a Russian federal audit chamber report on spending at his ministry alleged he had claimed expenses for 97 breakfasts eaten during a 20-day trip to Vancouver.

    It's like you haven't heard of the All Day Breakfast

    All Day Breakfasts for first breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, tea, and supper.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    $100 Million is "Fuck Off" levels of money. Drop it in the Caymans, retire to a non-extradition country.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    IrfanView's auto adjust is a miracle worker on low light photos

    Bless your heart.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    what if there was a magic button that tagged SKFM's house each time you pushed it

    how long until it looked like this

    https://c4.staticflickr.com/8/7200/6837752012_66c2c09e6c_b.jpg

    The worst part is it apparantly removes an entire story from the house. And you said graffiti wasn't harmful.

    no this is the house you live after i've used the other button to donate all of your money to marijuana legalization

    Unfortunately for you, there was a button that turned all the marijuana into copies of atlas shrugged and I already pressed it.

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    SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Vanguard wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    How did Napoleon get the support of the French people and become emperor after the French mobs did the whole 'kill all emperors' thing less than a decade prior?

    Napoleon did a lot for France. He was a staunch supporter of education and either reformed/opened a bunch of new schools while we was in power.

    The dude did a lot of good work in terms of social and infrastructure policy. Part of integrating Germania into the French Empire includes implementing sewage, garbage collection, abolition of serfdom, schooling, cemetary regulations to prevent disease spread, alleviating the oftentimes oppressive hand of the church (albeit in sometimes heavy handed ways, eg forced confiscation of all local church assets in many areas), introducing divorce, civil birth, death, and marriage registers, etc, etc.

    His internal policy was by and large a great example of an enlightened despot. Unfortunately, he was willing to serve the people right up until it related to his old on power, in which case no measure was too harsh to ensure total control. He was a nice ruler, until the moment you doubted him.

    "Support" overall is just heinously difficult to guage when all referendums were rigged, press censorship was in full swing, and the military had total loyalty. What few examples of opposition there were could just as easily be chalked up to foreign propaganda as genuine doubt, too.

    Suriko on
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    gu518nwxb9j8.jpg blurry as fuck low light photo
    0x0iapdcn83j.jpg

    blurry ass photo looks like its high noon and you're still using your 2001 flip phone to take pictures

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Toot toot

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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