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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Shen wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    When you lose count I think! Or actually I guess never, but it stops feeling like a whole thing.

    My girlfriend and I stopped counting dates when we started making plans for multiple days in advance (Saturday this restaurant, Monday movie and ice cream, etc)

    I think we stopped after our first pizza and Netflix night, and have subsequently gone back to the restaurant we had our first date at which felt like we'd moved past always having to go someplace new.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Never stop counting dates. End each and every one with a "tick mark" tattoo so you don't lose track.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    John Wick is a movie about dealing with loss and grief by shooting like a hundred dudes

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I think you might be low balling how many dudes get shot.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    tinder is rarely an exercise in validation, more desperation for me

    i get matches and dates from it which has been good but when you swipe right 250 times and get 1-2 matches it is not very confidence inducing

    but i've had a few successes so it's okay!

    poo
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    im so hungryyyy

    poo
    Xaquin
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    tinder is rarely an exercise in validation, more desperation for me

    i get matches and dates from it which has been good but when you swipe right 250 times and get 1-2 matches it is not very confidence inducing

    but i've had a few successes so it's okay!

    I think when I had tinder I must have swiped right what must have been like, 4 or 5 hundred times over the course of a few months.

    Never got a single match.

    So for me it was an exercise in self loathing I guess! :rotate:

    Uriel on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I never get matches on Tinder when I actually want to

    But if I open it up because I'm bored at work, I'll have someone asking me out on a date in half an hour's time

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I never get matches on Tinder when I actually want to

    But if I open it up because I'm bored at work, I'll have someone asking me out on a date in half an hour's time

    Well, I hope you don't take this wrong... But you are also one of the most attractive men I've ever seen a picture of? Or at least you're more photogenic than myself.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Tinder just seems like a real horror show.

    Same with OKCupid.

    And PlentyoFish.

    And dating.

    What a goddamn hellscape.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tinder just seems like a real horror show.

    Same with OKCupid.

    And PlentyoFish.

    And dating.

    What a goddamn hellscape.

    That's why this year for Halloween I'm going as an okc profile

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Internet dating is dumpster diving

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tinder just seems like a real horror show.

    Same with OKCupid.

    And PlentyoFish.

    And dating.

    What a goddamn hellscape.

    That's why this year for Halloween I'm going as an okc profile

    Good lord.

    You'll win scariest costume everywhere forever.

    XaquinOatsHacksaw
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I never get matches on Tinder when I actually want to

    But if I open it up because I'm bored at work, I'll have someone asking me out on a date in half an hour's time

    Well, I hope you don't take this wrong... But you are also one of the most attractive men I've ever seen a picture of? Or at least you're more photogenic than myself.

    Ain't no wrong way to take that in my book. Thanks Uriel.

    UrielJoeUserchrishallett83
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I never get matches on Tinder when I actually want to

    But if I open it up because I'm bored at work, I'll have someone asking me out on a date in half an hour's time

    Well, I hope you don't take this wrong... But you are also one of the most attractive men I've ever seen a picture of? Or at least you're more photogenic than myself.

    Ain't no wrong way to take that in my book. Thanks Uriel.

    I calls em like I sees em!

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    pet death in horror movies absolutely enrages me. it's so lazy and stupid and cheap

    I have no idea what john wick even is tho

    It's a cool guy action movie.

    BLEAH

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tinder just seems like a real horror show.

    Same with OKCupid.

    And PlentyoFish.

    And dating.

    What a goddamn hellscape.

    That's why this year for Halloween I'm going as an okc profile

    for your 5 things, will you put 3 things or 15?

    also, remember to add a picture of you either at Machu Picchu or preparing for a 10k

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I never get matches on Tinder when I actually want to

    But if I open it up because I'm bored at work, I'll have someone asking me out on a date in half an hour's time

    Well, I hope you don't take this wrong... But you are also one of the most attractive men I've ever seen a picture of? Or at least you're more photogenic than myself.

    Ain't no wrong way to take that in my book. Thanks Uriel.

    I calls em like I sees em!

    Wait, Uriel, are you a whale biologist?

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  • JuggernutJuggernut South CurrrrlinaRegistered User regular
    John Wick 2 is gonna be so good.

    He's gonna say "yeah..." twice as much this time.

    AngelinaSkeith
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Xaquin wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tinder just seems like a real horror show.

    Same with OKCupid.

    And PlentyoFish.

    And dating.

    What a goddamn hellscape.

    That's why this year for Halloween I'm going as an okc profile

    for your 5 things, will you put 3 things or 15?

    also, remember to add a picture of you either at Machu Picchu or preparing for a 10k

    It's a very robust idea because you can either put in a ton of work or take the easy way out and use a few generic stock photos of a pretty woman and have the entire description be a link to a camsite or something

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    "Oct 07 2:41 am

    I see you put up the illuminati sign
    How r u doing
    I'm very interested"

    I did?

    "Oct 07 5:04 am

    In london for a few nights for work got a apartment booked,looking for people to hang with and see what happens :) as got nothing to do! up for it? X"

    Anyone want an orgy?

  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Oct 07 2:41 am

    I see you put up the illuminati sign
    How r u doing
    I'm very interested"

    I did?

    "Oct 07 5:04 am

    In london for a few nights for work got a apartment booked,looking for people to hang with and see what happens :) as got nothing to do! up for it? X"

    Anyone want an orgy?

    I think it's very important that you message the Illuminati guy back and start giving him cryptic instructions and messages.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    looking for people to hang with and see what happens :)

    Careful what you wish for, guy

    I got asked by someone on OkCupid if I like Marvel movies, I said I do but that I still haven't seen the first Iron Man

    I hope that didn't just kill the conversation

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yes please


    O-oh... I thought you said OJ

    It's 1am and I'm really thirsty you see.

    Angelina
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Oct 07 2:41 am

    I see you put up the illuminati sign
    How r u doing
    I'm very interested"

    I did?

    I KNEW IT

    Xaquin
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    looking for people to hang with and see what happens :)

    Careful what you wish for, guy

    I got asked by someone on OkCupid if I like Marvel movies, I said I do but that I still haven't seen the first Iron Man

    I hope that didn't just kill the conversation

    Fuck, I'd see that as an opportunity, personally. I love that movie and would enjoy an opportunity to share it with someone.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Oct 07 2:41 am

    I see you put up the illuminati sign
    How r u doing
    I'm very interested"

    I did?

    "Oct 07 5:04 am

    In london for a few nights for work got a apartment booked,looking for people to hang with and see what happens :) as got nothing to do! up for it? X"

    Anyone want an orgy?

    Anything can be an Illuminati symbol, as long as you say it isn't.

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    The Hanged ManXaquinSnicketysnickJoolander
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Maybe he's interested in working for the Illuminati?

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Maybe he's interested in working for the Illuminati?

    everyone is working for the illuminati

    wake up sheeple

    chrishallett83
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Maybe he's interested in working for the Illuminati?

    everyone is working for the illuminati

    wake up sheeple

    The sheeple are also working for the Illuminati though, so we're better off if they stay asleep.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    A proper orgy sounds like a good time

    I'm not sure even my friends are slutty enough for that sort of thing though

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Would taking part in a Greco-Roman orgy qualify as experimental archaeology*

    *Disclaimer: I know that ancient orgies probably did not involve sex

  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    A proper orgy sounds like a good time

    I'm not sure even my friends are slutty enough for that sort of thing though

    The one word-of-mouth report of one I've heard conforms to the expectations set by It's Always Sunny's version. Just sayin'.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    A proper orgy sounds like a good time

    I'm not sure even my friends are slutty enough for that sort of thing though

    Dude, you just have to ask...

    tzeentchling
  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    pet death in horror movies absolutely enrages me. it's so lazy and stupid and cheap

    I have no idea what john wick even is tho

    It's a cool guy action movie.

    BLEAH
    Its actually a really good cool guy action movie and the pet death is very sad but the movie uses that sadness perfectly and if you enjoy good cool guy action movies then I'd recommend giving it a shot

    But if you're not and also pets dying is a firm line for you then just skip it

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    A proper orgy sounds like a good time

    I'm not sure even my friends are slutty enough for that sort of thing though

    Dude, you just have to ask...

    I mean I've got some friends who are, don't worry, I ain't counting you out

    Y'all just aren't all in the same place as one another, it would be a logistical nightmare just to fill the room with bodies, let alone the standard logistical nightmare that comes with every orgy

    tzeentchling
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Tinder just seems like a real horror show.

    Same with OKCupid.

    And PlentyoFish.

    And dating.

    What a goddamn hellscape.

    OKC has worked out okay for me so far, poor jealous cute dog girl notwithstanding.

    sarukun on
  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure I got invited to an orgy a couple times in my early 20s, by a couple I met in my FF11 rare monster hunting guild. They lived on the other side of the same Hawaiian Island I was going to school on, and were pretty open swingers, and also always talking about "Naturist" parties that they would host that they wanted me to check out.

    What I should have said was "No thanks, that doesn't sound super compatible with my religious beliefs", because that would have been true at the time, and would have stopped future invitations. What I actually said, trying to be clever and polite, was "Haha, thanks, but I'd prefer to get a little more experience with the Solo Content before I sign up for a Raid."

    And then like half an hour later, I realized "Wait, damn it, solo content would be masturbating. I MEANT, LIKE, SEX WITH ONE OTHER NON-ME PERSON, CRAAAAP"

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  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Also, if someone invites you to an orgy without ever having met you in person or even seen a picture of you, I feel safe saying you can lower your expectations for the other orgyists quite a bit.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    They must've not ever seen me if they've invited me to an orgy.

    ChicoBlue on
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