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Emergency [chat] Protocol 7-B
BeNarwhal
The Work Left UnfinishedRegistered User regular
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I made a [chat] - enjoy!
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Appreciate my seconds upon seconds of hard work! (
my phone rang right when i got tasked with it and I had to do work & stuff and then I came back and didn't think I should because someone was probably typing one up already
@spool32 @Belasco32 @Blameless Cleric @So It Goes @RiemannLives @Preacher and all other chat parents
also that girl i was seeing broke it off before my trip
so ugh back to the grind
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The wife was painting Thunderlords closet and we got into a disagreement and had to have serious adult conversation and the wife forgot about the paint can being open.
bleric's pregnancy completely passed me by
So uhh cook your fish folks. Or be prepared to shit out two feet of tape worm.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I am still not sure they understand the interaction of open top and lightning, or the sunk cost fallacy of wanting to get the full amount of their ticket even if it’s miserable
For blerics sake it was for the recent art graduate appreciation
Man I'm glad we painted my sons room before he was born.
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The rain is so depressing
I intended to work late today and now it's dark and thundering and I'm like...I don't wanna
Don't even want to go climbing because it's just so dismal, even though I can walk underground to the climbing gym and metro.
Also don't cook your burgers under medium well if you didn't grind it up yourself that day unless you like to live dangerously.
@Abdhyius
Dating and love is complicated and hard work and :bro:
You are a good shark and doing good shark things!
That mess is absolute
The sacrifices I make, I tell ya! :P
(Counseling appointment went right over launch, then I walked to meet Ladyfish, but once I was with her I was free to dork about on my phone, as I do
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
I should create a startup that will ripen your pears for you with an over engineered machine that costs a thousand dollars
I’ll call it PEARERO
Oh man can I use it to make free range pear juice for a thousand dollars? PLEASE SAY YES!
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is it a rotten banana or other ripe fruit that you put in a bag with the pears
except instead of a bag it is a Science Bag and instead of a rotten fruit it's individually packaged canisters of ethylene?
ooh but the canisters are shaped like fruits so it's cute as well as high tech
You can’t stop me, the sushi is mine! I don’t care if I am more tapeworm than human, the sushi will continue!
That’s a different machine
its ok tyrannus, at least you were given the courtesy of being told that it was over.
You’re hired
OMG, I've been there...you have my deepest condolences.
I'm also kneej-jerk sympathy laughing.
We were living in Ireland in a rented house, I had a migraine and had put the kids down for naps a bit early with the hope of taking a nap myself. I fell asleep before all of the kids did... I woke up to find they'd managed to open the can of paint I was using to spot paint a few places I'd cleaned the walls & taken too much paint off while doing so. The paint was thick and exactly the same color as their favorite yogurt...
It was an afternoon I remember with painful clarity well over a decade later.
@Blameless Cleric