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Emergency [chat] Protocol 7-B

BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left UnfinishedRegistered User regular
I made a [chat] - enjoy!

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Did you really tho

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well someone had to, so many long hours of waiting.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    It is the only chat.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I'm a deceptively busy narwhal, darn it

    Appreciate my seconds upon seconds of hard work! ( <3 )

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Well someone had to, so many long hours of waiting.

    my phone rang right when i got tasked with it and I had to do work & stuff and then I came back and didn't think I should because someone was probably typing one up already

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    2 yr old Thunderlord vs Can of paint

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    @spool32 @Belasco32 @Blameless Cleric @So It Goes @RiemannLives @Preacher and all other chat parents

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    hello fish

    also that girl i was seeing broke it off before my trip

    so ugh back to the grind

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Splatoon

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So I'm taking it that wasn't a planned paint job?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    good work, BeN. we can always count on you to deliver in the clutch

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    that color looks really good on that door though @bloodyroarxx

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Preacher wrote: »
    So I'm taking it that wasn't a planned paint job?

    The wife was painting Thunderlords closet and we got into a disagreement and had to have serious adult conversation and the wife forgot about the paint can being open.

    bloodyroarxx on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    wait, all other parents

    bleric's pregnancy completely passed me by

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    https://deadspin.com/blue-jackets-prospect-who-thought-he-had-serious-diseas-1826235079

    So uhh cook your fish folks. Or be prepared to shit out two feet of tape worm.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    At work, the heavens are pouring down and I have guests that desperately want to do a a DC city tour on our open top vehicles

    I am still not sure they understand the interaction of open top and lightning, or the sunk cost fallacy of wanting to get the full amount of their ticket even if it’s miserable

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    wait, all other parents

    bleric's pregnancy completely passed me by

    For blerics sake it was for the recent art graduate appreciation

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So I'm taking it that wasn't a planned paint job?

    The wife was painting Thunderlords closet and we got into a disagreement and had to have serious adult conversation and the wife forgot about the paint can being open.

    Man I'm glad we painted my sons room before he was born.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Kid freaked out over the paint.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    At work, the heavens are pouring down and I have guests that desperately want to do a a DC city tour on our open top vehicles

    I am still not sure they understand the interaction of open top and lightning, or the sunk cost fallacy of wanting to get the full amount of their ticket even if it’s miserable

    The rain is so depressing

    I intended to work late today and now it's dark and thundering and I'm like...I don't wanna

    Don't even want to go climbing because it's just so dismal, even though I can walk underground to the climbing gym and metro.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    https://deadspin.com/blue-jackets-prospect-who-thought-he-had-serious-diseas-1826235079

    So uhh cook your fish folks. Or be prepared to shit out two feet of tape worm.

    Also don't cook your burgers under medium well if you didn't grind it up yourself that day unless you like to live dangerously.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    This whole thread, in which a man foolishly signed up to help with a school trip is incredible

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative So It Goes. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    BeNarwal didnt have enough time to watch a space launch but did chat, we should all be grateful.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    hello fish

    also that girl i was seeing broke it off before my trip

    so ugh back to the grind

    Dating and love is complicated and hard work and :bro:

    You are a good shark and doing good shark things!

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Broar I have never been more proud of a child in my entire life than I am in this moment, btw

    That mess is absolute

    BeNarwhal on
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwal didnt have enough time to watch a space launch but did chat, we should all be grateful.

    The sacrifices I make, I tell ya! :P

    (Counseling appointment went right over launch, then I walked to meet Ladyfish, but once I was with her I was free to dork about on my phone, as I do :wink: )

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
    On the plus side, it seems you discovered that Thunderlord has an affinity for the arts!

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    These pears are taking FOREVER to ripen

    I should create a startup that will ripen your pears for you with an over engineered machine that costs a thousand dollars

    I’ll call it PEARERO

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    These pears are taking FOREVER to ripen

    I should create a startup that will ripen your pears for you with an over engineered machine that costs a thousand dollars

    I’ll call it PEARERO

    Oh man can I use it to make free range pear juice for a thousand dollars? PLEASE SAY YES!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Thunderlord seems unsure if it was all worth it in the last picture

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    These pears are taking FOREVER to ripen

    I should create a startup that will ripen your pears for you with an over engineered machine that costs a thousand dollars

    I’ll call it PEARERO

    is it a rotten banana or other ripe fruit that you put in a bag with the pears

    except instead of a bag it is a Science Bag and instead of a rotten fruit it's individually packaged canisters of ethylene?

    ooh but the canisters are shaped like fruits so it's cute as well as high tech

    credeiki on
    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    When I was a kid we were moving out of our house and I knocked over a can of paint in the basement and I never told anyone about it

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    https://deadspin.com/blue-jackets-prospect-who-thought-he-had-serious-diseas-1826235079

    So uhh cook your fish folks. Or be prepared to shit out two feet of tape worm.

    You can’t stop me, the sushi is mine! I don’t care if I am more tapeworm than human, the sushi will continue!

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    These pears are taking FOREVER to ripen

    I should create a startup that will ripen your pears for you with an over engineered machine that costs a thousand dollars

    I’ll call it PEARERO

    Oh man can I use it to make free range pear juice for a thousand dollars? PLEASE SAY YES!

    That’s a different machine

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    hello fish

    also that girl i was seeing broke it off before my trip

    so ugh back to the grind

    its ok tyrannus, at least you were given the courtesy of being told that it was over.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    These pears are taking FOREVER to ripen

    I should create a startup that will ripen your pears for you with an over engineered machine that costs a thousand dollars

    I’ll call it PEARERO

    is it a rotten banana or other ripe fruit that you put in a bag with the pears

    except instead of a bag it is a Science Bag and instead of a rotten fruit it's individually packaged canisters of ethylene?

    ooh but the canisters are shaped like fruits so it's cute as well as high tech

    You’re hired

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    2 yr old Thunderlord vs Can of paint

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    @spool32 @Belasco32 @Blameless Cleric @So It Goes @RiemannLives @Preacher and all other chat parents

    OMG, I've been there...you have my deepest condolences.

    I'm also kneej-jerk sympathy laughing.

    We were living in Ireland in a rented house, I had a migraine and had put the kids down for naps a bit early with the hope of taking a nap myself. I fell asleep before all of the kids did... I woke up to find they'd managed to open the can of paint I was using to spot paint a few places I'd cleaned the walls & taken too much paint off while doing so. The paint was thick and exactly the same color as their favorite yogurt...

    It was an afternoon I remember with painful clarity well over a decade later.

    @Blameless Cleric

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    hello i'm here to kickstart RIPEO the newest machine that ensures your fruit ripens at exactly the time you'd like it to with pre-programmed doses of ethylene

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