but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
hello i'm here to kickstart RIPEO the newest machine that ensures your fruit ripens at exactly the time you'd like it to with pre-programmed doses of ethylene
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
cred have I ever told you I deeply respect your mind
if not
there it is
(also I'm thinking scifi/hi-tech vibe, so white/silver)
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
cred have I ever told you I deeply respect your mind
if not
there it is
(also I'm thinking scifi/hi-tech vibe, so white/silver)
(or actually these are all stretch goals)
Wait are we conning obtaining VC or doing a kickstarter.
What if inatead of all this bullshit we just took the good part (cute fruit with C2 chemicals inside) and ditched all the bad parts (eating fruit, double bonds). So we sell little cute fruits with a shot's worth of flavored vodka inside them.
What if inatead of all this bullshit we just took the good part (cute fruit with C2 chemicals inside) and ditched all the bad parts (eating fruit, double bonds). So we sell little cute fruits with a shot's worth of flavored vodka inside them.
So you're saying yes to the everclear and no to the sulfuric acid?
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
Just make one 3D printed model in green, and you can photoshop the rest! It's Kickstarter!
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
Just make one 3D printed model in green, and you can photoshop the rest! It's Kickstarter!
I don't think 3d printed fruit will ripen correctly.
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
cred have I ever told you I deeply respect your mind
if not
there it is
(also I'm thinking scifi/hi-tech vibe, so white/silver)
(or actually these are all stretch goals)
I was born to be chief bullshit artist for a tech startup; unclear why I'm a scientist instead
yeah hi-tech is probably best, but I really want a stretch goal where the ethylene release packages are shaped like cute fruits; different color containers can also be stretch goals in order to go full cute.
Hm I guess you see inside it with a camera and a screen instead of a transparent wall, so you can include some amount of customizable design on the screen as well--default is very streamlined, of course. And it interfaces with your smart home devices ('alexa, set my pears to ripen by tomorrow morning') and the ~~internet of things~~
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Can you imagine working with someone who talks like Deadpool? Like they know they're a fictional character?
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
Just make one 3D printed model in green, and you can photoshop the rest! It's Kickstarter!
I don't think 3d printed fruit will ripen correctly.
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
cred have I ever told you I deeply respect your mind
if not
there it is
(also I'm thinking scifi/hi-tech vibe, so white/silver)
(or actually these are all stretch goals)
I was born to be chief bullshit artist for a tech startup; unclear why I'm a scientist instead
yeah hi-tech is probably best, but I really want a stretch goal where the ethylene release packages are shaped like cute fruits; different color containers can also be stretch goals in order to go full cute.
Hm I guess you see inside it with a camera and a screen instead of a transparent wall, so you can include some amount of customizable design on the screen as well--default is very streamlined, of course. And it interfaces with your smart home devices ('alexa, set my pears to ripen by tomorrow morning') and the ~~internet of things~~
for all it has some serious gameplay problems, the music from Zelda 2 is pretty awesome. By the time it came out they'd really figured out how to get the most out of the NES audio hardware.
What if inatead of all this bullshit we just took the good part (cute fruit with C2 chemicals inside) and ditched all the bad parts (eating fruit, double bonds). So we sell little cute fruits with a shot's worth of flavored vodka inside them.
sold!
You'd have to be careful to make sure it didn't come across as marketing to underage drinkers though, even though it most certainly is.
Can you imagine working with someone who talks like Deadpool? Like they know they're a fictional character?
That would be peak annoying.
Look, the Neco brand has always maintained upfront that it takes a team of no less than 36 writers to keep the Neco image running at full speed with the amount of high quality posts you see.
but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
cred have I ever told you I deeply respect your mind
if not
there it is
(also I'm thinking scifi/hi-tech vibe, so white/silver)
(or actually these are all stretch goals)
I was born to be chief bullshit artist for a tech startup; unclear why I'm a scientist instead
yeah hi-tech is probably best, but I really want a stretch goal where the ethylene release packages are shaped like cute fruits; different color containers can also be stretch goals in order to go full cute.
Hm I guess you see inside it with a camera and a screen instead of a transparent wall, so you can include some amount of customizable design on the screen as well--default is very streamlined, of course. And it interfaces with your smart home devices ('alexa, set my pears to ripen by tomorrow morning') and the ~~internet of things~~
Can it also mine bitcoin?
I'm considering saying it can't mine bitcoin but it uses the blockchain to give each fruit a unique identifier and securely track it, but honestly that pushes the bullshit over the plausibly fundable line.
How about instead: it uses the blockchain to ensure network security and its unique signature within the internet of things.
Cas Eddy- CEO/Internet Connectivity
Cred- 3d modeling, visual algorithms
Arch- Biological consultant/ machine learning assistance
Vish- Chemical consultant / battery acid
I thought I was just chief bullshitter
are you going to make me do tech work? I mean I guess I could, if I really had to/got a lot of equity. Or you can just put my resume on the website because it does match the resume of someone who can do algorithms development and makes us look more reputable.
This is a very non-diverse team of founders though...
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i've heard cas eddy would do it for the experience
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but i'm sure you could incorporate a sensor that takes a reading of the flesh color of the fruit as it ripens and weights the fruit and delivers the "correct" amount of ethylene to the bag
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
cred have I ever told you I deeply respect your mind
if not
there it is
(also I'm thinking scifi/hi-tech vibe, so white/silver)
(or actually these are all stretch goals)
I was born to be chief bullshit artist for a tech startup; unclear why I'm a scientist instead
yeah hi-tech is probably best, but I really want a stretch goal where the ethylene release packages are shaped like cute fruits; different color containers can also be stretch goals in order to go full cute.
Hm I guess you see inside it with a camera and a screen instead of a transparent wall, so you can include some amount of customizable design on the screen as well--default is very streamlined, of course. And it interfaces with your smart home devices ('alexa, set my pears to ripen by tomorrow morning') and the ~~internet of things~~
Can it also mine bitcoin?
I'm considering saying it can't mine bitcoin but it uses the blockchain to give each fruit a unique identifier and securely track it, but honestly that pushes the bullshit over the plausibly fundable line.
How about instead: it uses the blockchain to ensure network security and its unique signature within the internet of things.
What if we funded the whole thing by having an ICO of fruitcoin, which is the new currency I just made up.
I thought I was just chief bullshitter
are you going to make me do tech work? I mean I guess I could, if I really had to/got a lot of equity. Or you can just put my resume on the website because it does match the resume of someone who can do algorithms development and makes us look more reputable.
This is a very non-diverse team of founders though...
I thought I was just chief bullshitter
are you going to make me do tech work? I mean I guess I could, if I really had to/got a lot of equity. Or you can just put my resume on the website because it does match the resume of someone who can do algorithms development and makes us look more reputable.
This is a very non-diverse team of founders though...
sorry hold on i fixed it
oh much better
do we want to just mostly pocket the money and work out of a hip coworking space or do we want to blow a bunch of it on unnecessary office perks in our own place? I'm leaning towards the former
I thought I was just chief bullshitter
are you going to make me do tech work? I mean I guess I could, if I really had to/got a lot of equity. Or you can just put my resume on the website because it does match the resume of someone who can do algorithms development and makes us look more reputable.
This is a very non-diverse team of founders though...
sorry hold on i fixed it
oh much better
do we want to just mostly pocket the money and work out of a hip coworking space or do we want to blow a bunch of it on unnecessary office perks in our own place? I'm leaning towards the former
We will need somewhere to put the batteries. That's not in quotes, so I assume I have to actually do it.
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"Why do people who post these videos feel they have to put str8 or first time in the title? The guy is wearing the gay version of crotchless panties. The top shoves his cock in like he's shoving a quarter in a soda machine..."
That metaphor is definitely gonna stay with me
someone needs to tell this anonymous commenter he has a gift
I thought I was just chief bullshitter
are you going to make me do tech work? I mean I guess I could, if I really had to/got a lot of equity. Or you can just put my resume on the website because it does match the resume of someone who can do algorithms development and makes us look more reputable.
This is a very non-diverse team of founders though...
sorry hold on i fixed it
oh much better
do we want to just mostly pocket the money and work out of a hip coworking space or do we want to blow a bunch of it on unnecessary office perks in our own place? I'm leaning towards the former
We will need somewhere to put the batteries. That's not in quotes, so I assume I have to actually do it.
I just assumed you had battery acid on you at all times, just like if I put bugs up there it wouldn't be in quotes
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Ok I will make the beautiful powerpoints and extract money from investors and also render 3d mockups of cute fruits
you can figure out how to implement the stuff I bullshit about
"implement"
Implement? Well, there is a first time for everything.
You’re hired too
We can make ethylene by boiling everclear with battery acid.
I wonder what happens when you try to order shit from like, aldrich with a credit card...
yep yep, powered by state of the art machine learning and machine vision algorithms
hm actually we really need to figure out if it has a hard-edged/tacticool vibe, scifi/hi-tech vibe, or domestic/cute vibe, because that really changes the language we'd use to talk about the sensors and algorithms
basically is it black/silver, white/silver, or pastel/woodgrain
cred have I ever told you I deeply respect your mind
if not
there it is
(also I'm thinking scifi/hi-tech vibe, so white/silver)
(or actually these are all stretch goals)
I also respect your mind as well
*goes to buy batteries*
Wait are we conning obtaining VC or doing a kickstarter.
I just hired myself.
So you're saying yes to the everclear and no to the sulfuric acid?
I don't think 3d printed fruit will ripen correctly.
I was born to be chief bullshit artist for a tech startup; unclear why I'm a scientist instead
yeah hi-tech is probably best, but I really want a stretch goal where the ethylene release packages are shaped like cute fruits; different color containers can also be stretch goals in order to go full cute.
Hm I guess you see inside it with a camera and a screen instead of a transparent wall, so you can include some amount of customizable design on the screen as well--default is very streamlined, of course. And it interfaces with your smart home devices ('alexa, set my pears to ripen by tomorrow morning') and the ~~internet of things~~
That would be peak annoying.
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god damn going to work tomorrow.
Can it also mine bitcoin?
i mean
to deliver a successful product to market
sold!
You'd have to be careful to make sure it didn't come across as marketing to underage drinkers though, even though it most certainly is.
Look, the Neco brand has always maintained upfront that it takes a team of no less than 36 writers to keep the Neco image running at full speed with the amount of high quality posts you see.
Cas Eddy- CEO/Internet Connectivity
Cred- 3d modeling, visual algorithms
Arch- Biological consultant/ machine learning assistance
Vish- Chemical consultant / battery acid
I'm considering saying it can't mine bitcoin but it uses the blockchain to give each fruit a unique identifier and securely track it, but honestly that pushes the bullshit over the plausibly fundable line.
How about instead: it uses the blockchain to ensure network security and its unique signature within the internet of things.
you're all getting stock options while i embezzle
I thought I was just chief bullshitter
are you going to make me do tech work? I mean I guess I could, if I really had to/got a lot of equity. Or you can just put my resume on the website because it does match the resume of someone who can do algorithms development and makes us look more reputable.
This is a very non-diverse team of founders though...
What if we funded the whole thing by having an ICO of fruitcoin, which is the new currency I just made up.
sorry hold on i fixed it
oh much better
do we want to just mostly pocket the money and work out of a hip coworking space or do we want to blow a bunch of it on unnecessary office perks in our own place? I'm leaning towards the former
The good news is at first I thought she said she broke off your tip
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We will need somewhere to put the batteries. That's not in quotes, so I assume I have to actually do it.
That metaphor is definitely gonna stay with me
someone needs to tell this anonymous commenter he has a gift
I just assumed you had battery acid on you at all times, just like if I put bugs up there it wouldn't be in quotes