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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Funny story about 50 shades. My mom asked me for a torrent file so she could download it and put it on her ipod.

    Turns out I accidentally sent her the porn parody, and she loaded it and listened to it for 45 minutes before having me listen to it because she was pretty sure that wasn't correct.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i can't think of a single reason to read war and peace other than to say i have

    my dad has read it and said it was incredibly dry and boring

    since i don't care too much about making myself look smarter than i actually am i guess i'll never go near it

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    it's a good thing i'm a flawless angel then

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    I have only read 2 of those in full, and im pretty sure i purposefully forgot one of em.

    How do you know if you've read it if you forgot

    I had to read it for school, i remember reading it, i just blacked out all it's content, because its the Great Gatsby.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I've read seven of those

    earning that doctorate

    How many of them were anime adaptations?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Funny story about 50 shades. My mom asked me for a torrent file so she could download it and put it on her ipod.

    Turns out I accidentally sent her the porn parody, and she loaded it and listened to it for 45 minutes before having me listen to it because she was pretty sure that wasn't correct.

    how do you make a porn parody of something that is, itself, a porn parody?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Look I was an English minor

    I paid good money top pretend to read books

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I think War and Peace has garnered enough critical praise over the years to suggest there's more purpose to slogging through it than reading it to seem smart. I mean, it's one of the books on my shelf of unread books, so I haven't got round to it yet, but I will.

    I'm surprised Moby Dick isn't on that list.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Funny story about 50 shades. My mom asked me for a torrent file so she could download it and put it on her ipod.

    Turns out I accidentally sent her the porn parody, and she loaded it and listened to it for 45 minutes before having me listen to it because she was pretty sure that wasn't correct.

    how do you make a porn parody of something that is, itself, a porn parody?

    Everyone scandalised at bare ankles and holding hands

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Funny story about 50 shades. My mom asked me for a torrent file so she could download it and put it on her ipod.

    Turns out I accidentally sent her the porn parody, and she loaded it and listened to it for 45 minutes before having me listen to it because she was pretty sure that wasn't correct.

    how do you make a porn parody of something that is, itself, a porn parody?

    Play it absolutely seriously as a responsible adult relationship in which bondage and BDSM in general are a part of bedtime funtime.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Funny story about 50 shades. My mom asked me for a torrent file so she could download it and put it on her ipod.

    Turns out I accidentally sent her the porn parody, and she loaded it and listened to it for 45 minutes before having me listen to it because she was pretty sure that wasn't correct.

    how do you make a porn parody of something that is, itself, a porn parody?

    Erotic fanfiction isn't really the same as a porn parody.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    1984, Catcher in the Rye, The Diary Of Anne Frank, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Pride And Prejudice and Oliver twist were all garbage I had to read in high school.

    Those books are not garbage!
    Fair enough, they are well written literary masterpieces, but they are so boring. Someone should teach Oliver Twist that he's a wizard and send him to a school of witchcraft and wizardry. That book would be amazing.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Alright my favourite butts, I have arrived at my proper destination, despite my best efforts

    The 'man' insists on my full attention, so I'll have to catch up with y'all later <3

    Have good days, do good-to-neutral things! Don't maim!

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Seven of those entries, all before I was 20.
    There's plenty of world literature still to read, it seems.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I have not read any of those.

    Where did you go to high school?! :P

    Oh wait

    I read to Kill a Mockingbird in High School

    I hate that book so much I refused to see it when I looked at that list the first time

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Funny story about 50 shades. My mom asked me for a torrent file so she could download it and put it on her ipod.

    Turns out I accidentally sent her the porn parody, and she loaded it and listened to it for 45 minutes before having me listen to it because she was pretty sure that wasn't correct.

    how do you make a porn parody of something that is, itself, a porn parody?
    You put Sasha Grey in it.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Dickens became much more enjoyable for me in college when I had teachers who realized he was a satirist

    HS teachers took him SO SERIOUSLY

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Also Ulysses isn't on the list? Maybe people don't chance their arm on that in case someone listening has read it and poses a question. If you haven't read Oliver Twist you can maybe bluff your way out of the conversation because you know the story. But Ulysses? Hoo boy no you probably can't.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    like yes nexus you were right when you were 16 Pip was supposed to be an insufferable little twat.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think War and Peace has garnered enough critical praise over the years to suggest there's more purpose to slogging through it than reading it to seem smart. I mean, it's one of the books on my shelf of unread books, so I haven't got round to it yet, but I will.

    I'm surprised Moby Dick isn't on that list.
    Moby Dick, Tom Sawyer, Huck Fin and Treasure Island are required reading, pretty much everywhere.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Dickens became much more enjoyable for me in college when I had teachers who realized he was a satirist

    HS teachers took him SO SERIOUSLY

    There's a short story where a chair turns into a ghost and gets a guy to thwart the marriage of the lady who owns the tavern he haunts and marry her instead.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I've read seven of those

    earning that doctorate

    How many of them were anime adaptations?

    PqjHmhGl.jpg

    (this is actually made by a Canadian company and illustrators, so does it count as "manga"? Not by most definitions which tend to essentialise into a geographical centrality of "Japanese", which is why definitions are a scam)

    simonwolf on
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I've read the first and the last ones on that list.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think War and Peace has garnered enough critical praise over the years to suggest there's more purpose to slogging through it than reading it to seem smart. I mean, it's one of the books on my shelf of unread books, so I haven't got round to it yet, but I will.

    I'm surprised Moby Dick isn't on that list.
    Moby Dick, Tom Sawyer, Huck Fin and Treasure Island are required reading, pretty much everywhere.

    I grew up in a small whaling village... I've read Moby dick.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Funny story about 50 shades. My mom asked me for a torrent file so she could download it and put it on her ipod.

    Turns out I accidentally sent her the porn parody, and she loaded it and listened to it for 45 minutes before having me listen to it because she was pretty sure that wasn't correct.

    how do you make a porn parody of something that is, itself, a porn parody?

    Erotic fanfiction isn't really the same as a porn parody.

    What if it's really badly written, almost satiric, if you will?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    zepherin wrote: »
    Moby Dick, Tom Sawyer, Huck Fin and Treasure Island are required reading, pretty much everywhere.

    In the US, I assume. The list I posted was from a BBC survey. Over here required reading in schools is, or was, more about Jane Austen than Melville.

    We did P&P (which I didn't read until much later, bluffing my way to an excellent grade), The Handmaid's Tale, Hamlet, The Merchant of Venice and hmmmm Seamus Heaney I think. Maybe some others, but those were the main ones I remember from pre-university English.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I've read the first and the last ones on that list.
    Rural High School education?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I've read seven of those

    earning that doctorate

    How many of them were anime adaptations?

    PqjHmhGl.jpg

    (this is actually made by a Canadian company and illustrators, so does it count as "manga"? Not by most definitions which tend to essentialise into a geographical centrality of "Japanese", which is why definitions are a scam)

    Manga if Manga was defined by creepy bug eyes.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    6/7 on that list. I can't remember if we read the entire Diary of Anne Frank or not so clearly it made a huge impression.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I'm sure like 80% of our parents generation read the illustrated classics comic books and not the real things

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    I still think most western manga looks kind of weird.

    Couscous on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    the Diary of Ayn Frandk

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I love how there is an appropriate thread for me to shit on The Great Gatsby again.

    What an excellent book that no one can emotionally connect with and has no bearing on society at large outside of people who grew up in the 20s or extremely wealthy socialites and CEOs of 2018.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think War and Peace has garnered enough critical praise over the years to suggest there's more purpose to slogging through it than reading it to seem smart. I mean, it's one of the books on my shelf of unread books, so I haven't got round to it yet, but I will.

    I'm surprised Moby Dick isn't on that list.

    lots of literature is incredibly overrated

    i think sometimes certain authors or books become pretentious enough to reach some critical mass where everyone has to agree they're great even if they're not (some of shakespeares plays are boring as shit come at me bro)

    or it's just a case of tastes changing with the times, W&P may have been a riproaring rollercoaster in it's day but by modern standards it seems to be a tedious grind of a book

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    The Diary of Anne Frank had that great quality of reading someone else's private thoughts that they probably didn't want other people to read.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    lots of literature is incredibly overrated

    This may be so, but it's a judgement I feel only people who've read the book can make.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
    No one's lied about reading Tess of the D'Urbervilles because they've either never heard of it or they know and hate it with a fiery passion.

    Ilpala on
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think War and Peace has garnered enough critical praise over the years to suggest there's more purpose to slogging through it than reading it to seem smart. I mean, it's one of the books on my shelf of unread books, so I haven't got round to it yet, but I will.

    I'm surprised Moby Dick isn't on that list.
    Moby Dick, Tom Sawyer, Huck Fin and Treasure Island are required reading, pretty much everywhere.

    tom sawyer and huck finn seem like very north american things to me

    i mean i've heard of them but they don't have the same cultural appeal here as Moby Dick

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    The Diary of Anne Frank had that great quality of reading someone else's private thoughts that they probably didn't want other people to read.

    IIRC, her father said she was keeping the journal so people could experience what it was like in nazi Germany, and that she planned to be a writer once it was all over.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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