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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited March 2023
    2013 Blood Knights
    2014 Moorhuhn: Tiger and Chicken
    2014 Lords of the Fallen
    2015 Imagoras Städel
    2017 The Surge Focus
    2019 The Surge 2
    2023 Atlas Fallen

    This reads exactly like a list of fictional video game names a writer would use on a tv show.

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    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    A Forspoken-alike?

    A 6/10 game that has the gall to ask for really steep recommended system requirements?

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I feel like the only NFT game I ever heard of in any kind of remotely successful terms was Axie Infinity

    And that success was not even particularly long lived

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9zwBA5iooY
    A mashup of puzzle and strategy games. Manipulate four threads of time to guide your band through sokoban-style puzzles. Manage squad resources over a set of limited turns. Experience a homage to 1990s ensemble dramedies. Customize the dynamic soundtrack with audio effects.
    20230315 Backbeat (Sokoban Puzzle Female Protagonist Strategy )
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDbmN_DJT0Y
    Mortal Sin is an intense action-horror roguelike where you must hack and slash your way through an endless nightmare. Death is only the beginning for you, struggler.
    20230315 Mortal Sin (Action Roguelike Dungeon Crawler RPG Action )

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I'm kind of curious how the NFT character thing is supposed to work, but also don't want to do any research because I don't want the algorithm to think I give a shit about NFTs.

    From the D&D Crypto/NFT thread:
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    I really like how the hats are pasted over their heads without any attempt to mask the hair designs that are sticking out from behind it.

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    They just buy their hats from the same store as Jotaro

    FFXIV: Agran Trask
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    yeah man, look at those unique motherfucking designs. that's real art, you chumps.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    the customization options really are limitless

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    GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB18TDI5oe0
    Atlas Fallen, the epic fantasy action-RPG from Focus Entertainment’s studio Deck13 Interactive, is excited to open pre-orders following the recent announcement of its May 16 release date. Get a feel of the high sensations to come in the game where you battle legendary creatures in superpowered combat with the Gameplay Reveal Trailer.

    In solo or with a friend, take on a heroic journey through a variety of breath-taking environments, swiftly gliding through the desert landscapes of a vast sand-covered world. Explore ancient ruins and unearth the mysteries and secrets of a fallen society. Fight a corrupt god and extraordinary beasts thanks to the divine power of your shape-shifting weapon. Unlock powerful skills and abilities to build a unique moveset and rise as the champion who will liberate the people of Atlas.

    Atlas Fallen releases May 16 on PlayStation®5. Pre-orders are open with a special bonus, the Ruin Rising Pack with exclusive cosmetic items and combat abilities, for digital pre-orders or retail purchases.

    Deck13 is known for other B-games like
    2013 Blood Knights
    2014 Moorhuhn: Tiger and Chicken
    2014 Lords of the Fallen
    2015 Imagoras Städel
    2017 The Surge Focus
    2019 The Surge 2
    2023 Atlas Fallen

    so maybe this will be... decent?
    The Surge 2 is one of my absolute favourite souls-likes (and as a sequel a strong contender for the Most Improved award), so I'm immediately interested in anything they have to offer.

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    AstharielAsthariel The Book Eater Registered User regular
    I agree, Surge 2 is one of the most underappreciated games of last few years, and is pretty much the best soulslike game not made by FromSoft (other than Wo Long).

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Asthariel wrote: »
    I agree, Surge 2 is one of the most underappreciated games of last few years, and is pretty much the best soulslike game not made by FromSoft (other than Wo Long).

    I think Nioh 2 is better but Surge 2 is mega excellent.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Asthariel wrote: »
    I agree, Surge 2 is one of the most underappreciated games of last few years, and is pretty much the best soulslike game not made by FromSoft (other than Wo Long).

    I think Nioh 2 is better but Surge 2 is mega excellent.

    You're mega excellent

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    You're all mega excellent!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    You're all mega excellent!

    for one brief shining second i felt special

    and then

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1quHAvUSiM
    A science fiction farming simulation game set in a small community at the base of a space elevator during the days and seasons leading up to your departure for the moon.
    20230315 Before The Green Moon (Sci-fi Farming Nature Story Rich Atmospheric)

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    As shitty an attitude as this is, I can't wait for Square Enix to just fail spectacularly.

    Their current pres is a fucking buffoon.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    This is going to be hilarious

    But think of all the people who will suffer when their Normies get slurped!
    Ha ha!

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    As shitty an attitude as this is, I can't wait for Square Enix to just fail spectacularly.

    Their current pres is a fucking buffoon.

    The president who keeps talking about crypto has just been sacked actually

    ... But I hear the replacement also has crypto shit in his background so maybe they're still fucked


    I cannot get over how fucking garbage these promo materials look. SE are you expecting people to get excited about this? Really?!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    As shitty an attitude as this is, I can't wait for Square Enix to just fail spectacularly.

    Their current pres is a fucking buffoon.

    The president who keeps talking about crypto has just been sacked actually

    ... But I hear the replacement also has crypto shit in his background so maybe they're still fucked

    Their recent PR from the new prez focused a lot on crypto and crypto games

    So yup . Fucked.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2023
    Wheeee

    You sure that was the new guy and not the old one's statements from a month or two ago? There was a tweet floating around in the last week that was about some crypto cheerleading the previous guy said.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    As shitty an attitude as this is, I can't wait for Square Enix to just fail spectacularly.

    Their current pres is a fucking buffoon.

    An evergreen statement.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    It looks shitty enough that I'd easily believe that the Square Enix employees that got told they had to make NFT shit made it look shitty on purpose.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1quHAvUSiM
    A science fiction farming simulation game set in a small community at the base of a space elevator during the days and seasons leading up to your departure for the moon.
    20230315 Before The Green Moon (Sci-fi Farming Nature Story Rich Atmospheric)

    Can't wait for the Satisfactory pioneer to come sprinting through my farm and brain my livestock with a xeno-basher.

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    FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    It looks shitty enough that I'd easily believe that the Square Enix employees that got told they had to make NFT shit made it look shitty on purpose.

    You are giving them waaaay too much credit.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atlas Fallen is also on xbox or I assume it is since I saw a preorder option for it this morning on my xbox

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    This is going to be hilarious

    But think of all the people who will suffer when their Normies get slurped!
    Ha ha!

    what if i want my normies slurped *breathes heavily*

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    That's just how NFT "art" is made

    You create some templates, and toss clip art at it. The real fancy ones have the faces broken up into modular parts.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    putting nomura to work in the mines designing 2300 kinds of belts to slap on your NFT avatar

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    putting nomura to work in the mines designing 2300 kinds of belts to slap on your NFT avatar

    It's just three belts, but they can be put on multiple times at different angles.

    WiiU: Windrunner ; Guild Wars 2: Shadowfire.3940 ; PSN: Bradcopter
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    SE makes so much in mobile they aren't going anywhere.

    And FF14 makes bank, and FF16 and remake part 2 are on the horizon, they aren't going anywhere. They have inept people at the top but they aren't floundering on the money front.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    That's more in line with how this shit goes yes

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    but how will they blame tomb raider now when they fail to meet revenue expectations

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    putting nomura to work in the mines designing 2300 kinds of belts to slap on your NFT avatar

    When your belt NFTs get stolen, that's a pantspull

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    GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    That's what Forespoken is for.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    When your belt NFTs
    Leave your pants at your knees
    That's a rug pull

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    turns out forspoken will be square-enix's last bespoke-n game B)

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    putting nomura to work in the mines designing 2300 kinds of belts to slap on your NFT avatar

    He died with a pen in his hand and a smile on his face.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    turns out forspoken will be square-enix's last bespoke-n game B)

    5/7

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    FANTOMAS wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    It looks shitty enough that I'd easily believe that the Square Enix employees that got told they had to make NFT shit made it look shitty on purpose.

    You are giving them waaaay too much credit.

    Honestly, if you are asking for 10,000 different characters to “own”, the only way to do that in any real practical way is with templates. I don’t think the employees were making them shitty on purpose. I think they did what they had to to get the game out the door.

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