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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)
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I'm fairly sure it's an ongoing campaign.
but selling books is
no we totally live in the same city
XBL - Follow Freeman
the average person is fucking ugly
but kids are pretty
so I am looking forward to working in the toy section there
(inappropriately hilarious winky here)
My job is to train the guys who are taking my job, how to do my job.
My job is in a constant state of flux right now.
At any moment I could get laid off or get shipped to Poland for further training.
Then get laid off.
Either way the layoff is going to happen.
Funny story, a guy on my boat actually licked another guy's balls for some signatures.
To clarify, signatures are fucking gold on a submarine. Your first year is spent qualifying watches and stuff and if you get behind the high command will kick your ass and make you work longer hours so you can catch back up. The licker in question was about to be behind as we were pulling into a port and he really didn't want to miss out on any drunken shenanigans so he was willing to do whatever it took to not be stuck on the boat.
Good times.
XBL - Follow Freeman
you know what dawns on you working in a place like that, that people are not only ugly
but a good quarter of them are out of their fucking minds
Hate you
I have so much responsibility at my new job and I think I'm already developing an anxiety problem
this is late and I don't know if anyone else covered this, but your objective is too vague
you're basically just saying, hey I want work I'll take anything
and while that may be true of you, it's not what you actually want to say
either target a specific type of work, or adjust your objective for each type of industry you're applying in and try to find a way to tie it to your experience
but just saying, "I want a job, any job" is going to get you ignored
weee
Janson, where I'm working is currently hiring.
Also say that you're looking for stable long term employment. Most companies don't want to hire people who they're going to have to replace in 6 months.
You're lucky your boss was an idiot then, because in many companies -- especially a larger one -- you would have bought yourself a ticket to court. If you do work on company time, especially AT the company, in almost all cases, they own it. Wiping source code is tantamount to setting fire to shit they paid you to make.
Beyond that, your story doesn't make you sound good, just like a petty jackass.
I'd never hire someone who acted like you did.
I can't tell if that is legible or not on regular resolutions. I hope not. Anyways, it got me a great job performing on the gayest stage ever
snap
start stalking from office to office with an armalite
because i have a new boss and the old one is gone gone gone
And also the summer before that
and the summer before that I scooped ice cream
That is all
If you're submitting a resume, it's safe to assume you're looking for a job. The cover letter is far more important.
the game is a little buggy and holy crap dialogue repeats a lot
but nothing
nothing beats the sheer joy of driving around in a monster truck with ROCKET BOOSTED JUMPS
Don't worry, I hate me too
and I'm developing an anxiety problem based around the thought of someone realizing I'm totally worthless
good thing I only have two weeks left
A good boss can make all the difference
I have two
The one that told me he couldn't hire me because of my murder conviction
And one that is incredibly buff, has an earring, and when I met him he was wearing a really low v-neck t-shirt. Surprisingly he has a girlfriend
The point is, I touched his shoulder today
Where was this dream internship again?
:whistle:
Try being an unpaid intern. More and more of the work, with less of the education, for less of the income, because I'm spending so much GODDAMN MONEY ON GAS FUCK
oh right
like rent
and food
thanks, mom and pop
Then use the money from lyric opera to get it customized to be the deadpool-scooter
What's the new boss like?
I'm guessing he's not as spineless.
Secret Satan