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My boss just found out about my criminal record (and other tales of employment)

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the obvious conclusion is that books are gay

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    One week ago, my leave of absence from Subway was over and I was supposed to physically report to that Subway in order to check in and resume my job.

    I arrive at that Subway and they are closed for remodeling. This leaves me a little worried about the status of my job. I call the corporate offices and get the number of the new manager, call the new manager, and receive no reply.

    Today they reopen for business, and I walk in to speak to the manager.

    I will not be given my job back, as according to the terms of the leave of absence, not reporting to the store on the day required counts as voluntarily leaving the store, and they have a no re-hiring policy.

    FUCK Subway.

    dude mine is remodeling right now

    waoooohawagh

    I'm fairly sure it's an ongoing campaign.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    no,

    but selling books is

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    One week ago, my leave of absence from Subway was over and I was supposed to physically report to that Subway in order to check in and resume my job.

    I arrive at that Subway and they are closed for remodeling. This leaves me a little worried about the status of my job. I call the corporate offices and get the number of the new manager, call the new manager, and receive no reply.

    Today they reopen for business, and I walk in to speak to the manager.

    I will not be given my job back, as according to the terms of the leave of absence, not reporting to the store on the day required counts as voluntarily leaving the store, and they have a no re-hiring policy.

    FUCK Subway.

    dude mine is remodeling right now

    waoooohawagh

    I'm fairly sure it's an ongoing campaign.

    no we totally live in the same city

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  • xWonderboyxxWonderboyx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I work for the Navy. I get paid to take it in me bum.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zot if we lived in the same city I am sure I'd hunt you down and kick you in the nards.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    lick me in the nards

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well if you live in Tucson you don't need any one specific to lick you in the nards.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you know what dawns on you when you go to somewhere like wal-mart

    the average person is fucking ugly

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    hell yeah coldbird

    but kids are pretty

    so I am looking forward to working in the toy section there

    (inappropriately hilarious winky here)

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My company is outsourcing my job to Poland.

    My job is to train the guys who are taking my job, how to do my job.
    My job is in a constant state of flux right now.
    At any moment I could get laid off or get shipped to Poland for further training.

    Then get laid off.
    Either way the layoff is going to happen.

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  • xWonderboyxxWonderboyx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lick me in the nards

    Funny story, a guy on my boat actually licked another guy's balls for some signatures.

    To clarify, signatures are fucking gold on a submarine. Your first year is spent qualifying watches and stuff and if you get behind the high command will kick your ass and make you work longer hours so you can catch back up. The licker in question was about to be behind as we were pulling into a port and he really didn't want to miss out on any drunken shenanigans so he was willing to do whatever it took to not be stuck on the boat.

    Good times.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    coldbird. wrote: »
    you know what dawns on you when you go to somewhere like wal-mart

    the average person is fucking ugly

    you know what dawns on you working in a place like that, that people are not only ugly

    but a good quarter of them are out of their fucking minds

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I really love directing people to stuff that is literally right in front of them

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I get paid too much and do too little

    It makes me feel bad

    but also good

    Hate you

    I have so much responsibility at my new job and I think I'm already developing an anxiety problem

    Redeemer on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm been sending in my resume at jobs left and right. I honestly don't know why I don't have a job. Resume behind spoilers
    Objective: Responsible, detailed oriented, self-starter seeks full or part time employment.
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    Work Experience

    Albertsons
    February 2006 to June 2007
    Butcher Block Clerk/Supervisor
    Carlsbad, Ca
    Assisted customers in selecting meat products while creating a friendly and comfortable environment. Answered any and all questions regarding our product. Opened and closed meat department, assisted in ordering and managing product, preparing product for sale.
    *
    Patti's Hallmark
    July 2005 to January 2006
    Sales Associate
    Carlsbad, Ca
    Provided a clean, friendly, and inviting environment. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Assisted customers in choosing the right product. Handled monies by running cash register. Opening and closing store in manager's absence.
    *
    Tuesday Morning
    June 2004 to July 2005/July 2007 to June 2008
    Sales Associate
    Visalia, Ca
    Carlsbad, Ca
    Provided a clean, organized, friendly, environment for customers. Assisted customers in looking for the products they were seeking. Handled monies by running cash register. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Unloaded weekly trucks of new product and unpacked and organized new product.

    Education

    Palomar Community College
    2005-2006

    Redwood High School
    2001-2004
    Diploma

    this is late and I don't know if anyone else covered this, but your objective is too vague
    you're basically just saying, hey I want work I'll take anything
    and while that may be true of you, it's not what you actually want to say

    either target a specific type of work, or adjust your objective for each type of industry you're applying in and try to find a way to tie it to your experience

    but just saying, "I want a job, any job" is going to get you ignored

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Teaching Assistant for game design class.
    weee

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    I am leaving my place of employment in just over a week D:

    Hoping I can get temporary work D:

    Janson, where I'm working is currently hiring.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm been sending in my resume at jobs left and right. I honestly don't know why I don't have a job. Resume behind spoilers
    Objective: Responsible, detailed oriented, self-starter seeks full or part time employment.
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    Work Experience

    Albertsons
    February 2006 to June 2007
    Butcher Block Clerk/Supervisor
    Carlsbad, Ca
    Assisted customers in selecting meat products while creating a friendly and comfortable environment. Answered any and all questions regarding our product. Opened and closed meat department, assisted in ordering and managing product, preparing product for sale.
    *
    Patti's Hallmark
    July 2005 to January 2006
    Sales Associate
    Carlsbad, Ca
    Provided a clean, friendly, and inviting environment. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Assisted customers in choosing the right product. Handled monies by running cash register. Opening and closing store in manager's absence.
    *
    Tuesday Morning
    June 2004 to July 2005/July 2007 to June 2008
    Sales Associate
    Visalia, Ca
    Carlsbad, Ca
    Provided a clean, organized, friendly, environment for customers. Assisted customers in looking for the products they were seeking. Handled monies by running cash register. Maintained merchandise by sorting, organizing and displaying product. Unloaded weekly trucks of new product and unpacked and organized new product.

    Education

    Palomar Community College
    2005-2006

    Redwood High School
    2001-2004
    Diploma

    this is late and I don't know if anyone else covered this, but your objective is too vague
    you're basically just saying, hey I want work I'll take anything
    and while that may be true of you, it's not what you actually want to say

    either target a specific type of work, or adjust your objective for each type of industry you're applying in and try to find a way to tie it to your experience

    but just saying, "I want a job, any job" is going to get you ignored

    Also say that you're looking for stable long term employment. Most companies don't want to hire people who they're going to have to replace in 6 months.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    My boss told me I don't do any work and he was sick and tired of it and was going to hire someone to replace me. I burnt my bridge in the most glorious fashion by proving everything I did to the company, some of the clients I helped him keep because of my excellent PR work, and then said "I guess that leaves me no choice but to do this..." and handed him my printed resignation that I printed a day earlier. I wiped the computer clear of all my personal code and research I did on personal time with my own property (not work property) and then gave him all of the compiled binaries he paid me for that I did do on my personal time because I in no way gave him source code ever. I cleaned the computer and stuff a day earlier and sent an email as we were discussing the problem.

    The secretary was his niece and she had been pretty bitchy all of a sudden so I'm not sure what the problem was. She basically was going off on how I never did any work and then he got wind of it and had to talk to me about it. Turns out he went out of business a few months ago. I'm sure not related to me because he fucking lied to all his clients, all the time.

    You're lucky your boss was an idiot then, because in many companies -- especially a larger one -- you would have bought yourself a ticket to court. If you do work on company time, especially AT the company, in almost all cases, they own it. Wiping source code is tantamount to setting fire to shit they paid you to make.

    Beyond that, your story doesn't make you sound good, just like a petty jackass.
    I'd never hire someone who acted like you did.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My current resume uses tables and everything. It is based around my music work, so it can't be formatted the same as one you'd submit to JC Penny's.

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    I can't tell if that is legible or not on regular resolutions. I hope not. Anyways, it got me a great job performing on the gayest stage ever

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I get paid too much and do too little

    It makes me feel bad

    but also good

    Hate you

    I have so much responsibility at my new job and I think I'm already developing an anxiety problem

    snap

    start stalking from office to office with an armalite

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my job is starting to look up up up
    because i have a new boss and the old one is gone gone gone

    mully on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was a lifeguard this summer
    And also the summer before that
    and the summer before that I scooped ice cream

    That is all

    Grey Ghost on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Regarding resume objectives? Most schools of thought now say you don't need one.

    If you're submitting a resume, it's safe to assume you're looking for a job. The cover letter is far more important.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DrZ, I say with no hesitation that I can't wait for you to get Mercs 2

    the game is a little buggy and holy crap dialogue repeats a lot

    but nothing

    nothing beats the sheer joy of driving around in a monster truck with ROCKET BOOSTED JUMPS

    Moriveth on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I cook pizzas

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I get paid too much and do too little

    It makes me feel bad

    but also good

    Hate you

    I have so much responsibility at my new job and I think I'm already developing an anxiety problem

    Don't worry, I hate me too

    and I'm developing an anxiety problem based around the thought of someone realizing I'm totally worthless

    good thing I only have two weeks left

    Tossrock on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    my job is starting to look up up up
    because i have a new boss and the old one is gone gone gone

    A good boss can make all the difference

    I have two

    The one that told me he couldn't hire me because of my murder conviction

    And one that is incredibly buff, has an earring, and when I met him he was wearing a really low v-neck t-shirt. Surprisingly he has a girlfriend

    The point is, I touched his shoulder today

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I get paid too much and do too little

    It makes me feel bad

    but also good

    Hate you

    I have so much responsibility at my new job and I think I'm already developing an anxiety problem

    Don't worry, I hate me too

    and I'm developing an anxiety problem based around the thought of someone realizing I'm totally worthless

    good thing I only have two weeks left

    Where was this dream internship again?

    Redeemer on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    dang deemer I didn't know you murdered someone

    Skull Man on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sometimes children can only push you so far

    Redeemer on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I see

    Skull Man on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I get paid too much and do too little

    It makes me feel bad

    but also good

    Hate you

    I have so much responsibility at my new job and I think I'm already developing an anxiety problem

    Don't worry, I hate me too

    and I'm developing an anxiety problem based around the thought of someone realizing I'm totally worthless

    good thing I only have two weeks left

    Where was this dream internship again?

    :whistle:

    Tossrock on
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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ldraw wrote: »
    I envy those who work. I was a student for 4 years. Now I'm a student for 3 more. All the work, none of the income.

    Try being an unpaid intern. More and more of the work, with less of the education, for less of the income, because I'm spending so much GODDAMN MONEY ON GAS FUCK

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I get paid too much and do too little

    It makes me feel bad

    but also good

    Hate you

    I have so much responsibility at my new job and I think I'm already developing an anxiety problem

    Don't worry, I hate me too

    and I'm developing an anxiety problem based around the thought of someone realizing I'm totally worthless

    good thing I only have two weeks left

    Oh yeah

    Where was this dream internship again?

    :whistle:

    oh right

    Redeemer on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Unpaid internships should be illegal

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm going to get to spend my newfound wealth on all sorts of cool things

    like rent

    and food

    thanks, mom and pop

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm gonna use my money from the church job to get a vespa

    Then use the money from lyric opera to get it customized to be the deadpool-scooter

    Fiz on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mully wrote: »
    my job is starting to look up up up
    because i have a new boss and the old one is gone gone gone

    What's the new boss like?

    I'm guessing he's not as spineless.

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