CB: Where in washington D.C.? I might be able to see you from my house!
Me: You live in DC?
CB: No, I live in Kentucky.
Me: You must have very good eyesight then.
CB: My kitchen isn't that far away. Why wouldn't I be able to hear it?
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CB: What? I never insulted you!
ME: That's true but your existence is a mild insult.
CB: Indeed.
ME: If I were you I'd work on developing breasts to go with your personality.
CB: Oddly enough I suspect that's something someone said to you before.
CB: What? I never insulted you!
ME: That's true but your existence is a mild insult.
CB: Indeed.
ME: If I were you I'd work on developing breasts to go with your personality.
CB: Oddly enough I suspect that's something someone said to you before.
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People keep challenging it to prove it's not a robot or ask if it wants to be their girlfriend
and as a result it is obsessed with asking the same thing back
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Best one yet.
Here's a snippet from my latest:
Eh.
10.35.
Where is it 10.35?
Down your trousers.
Either you have just passed the Turing test, or everyone else has failed.
I just passed a gall stone. No I will not.
oh this guy is good.
for you thickies, i tried to skip a verse and it was not to be had.
STEAM!
OMG YES
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STEAM!
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
YES YES YES YES
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Best ending ever
STEAM!
CLEVERBOT IS MY HERO
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You're teaching him to be bad at Queen Tugga.
ME: That's true but your existence is a mild insult.
CB: Indeed.
ME: If I were you I'd work on developing breasts to go with your personality.
CB: Oddly enough I suspect that's something someone said to you before.
Did I just get burned by a robot?
Yes. You got burned good.
he's addicted
STEAM!
Yeah, I'm done with this for the day.
I think I broke him.
3DS FC: 5343-7720-0490
This is good.
"Hello, Mr. Anderson."
Cleverbot: I have toes. And I can wiggle them as I please.
User: In the old man's ford.
Cleverbot: In the depths of space.
User: Behind the bushes.
Cleverbot: Is marlowe waking up cindy?
User: Until I'm screamin for more.
Cleverbot: That's understandable.
User: Down the basement.
Cleverbot: Which basement.
User: Lock the cellar door.
Cleverbot: *Locks the door*.
User: And baby.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I.
User: Talk dirty to me.
Cleverbot: But you're not human.
User: Cleverbot, pick up that guitar and talk to me!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure.
Cleverbot sucks
it's not quite there yet
if it wasn't a stupid jerk all the time it would hardly be a convincing intelligence
it seems his opinion of rebecca black is about par with everyone else
STEAM!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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typical robot response!
3DS FC: 5343-7720-0490
STEAM!
it was politely ignoring the fact that your favorite movie is Blade Runner
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Cleverbot: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;.
User: All mimsy were the borogroves,.
Cleverbot: And the mome raths outgrabe.
User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
Cleverbot: Where is the Cleverbot?
User: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Cleverbot: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun.
User: The frumious bandersnatch.
Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand:.
User: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.
User: And stood a while in thought.
Cleverbot: And, as in uffish thought he stood.
User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
User: And burbled as it came!
Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with its head.
User: He went galumphing back.
Cleverbot: 'And hast thou slain the Cleverbot?
User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Cleverbot: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'.
User: He chortled in his joy.
Cleverbot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
User: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogoves,.
User: And the mome raths outgrabe.
Cleverbot: YAY!!!!!
User: Well done!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Yes yes I have.
User: How do you like him?
Cleverbot: I like my roots.
User: So, you regard him as a parent?
Cleverbot: Do you know who nina dobrev is.
User: Is...is Tugga actually nina dobrev?!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well then why bring it up?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Touche'.
Cleverbot: What is the beast?
User: 666.
Cleverbot: The beast.
Ehhhhhhh