Fapping alone is sort of an only viable option for some, is the trick. It's best done with company, but sometimes the fapping IS the company. :P
What the christ? No, this doesn't work. Women just aren't familiar enough with the territory to do it right.
Sounds about right - I wouldn't claim that all women don't know what they are doing, cause you know... I'm sure there are some talented women.
But no women can beat me like I can beat myself. If she throws her mouth in - that makes it somewhat better. But If shes just trying to give me an H Jay, I might as well do it myself.
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shit, sorry for that post, I thought I was on pg15 but I was on 12 .
Oh god, I know much more about my sister's sexual life than I should, would ever want to, or god my head hurts, seeing how most of my friends at some point before becoming my friends dated her.
There's nothing like swimming with one of your best buddies and him going "Oh yeah, it was right over there where your sister gave me my first blowjob." Or saying something about face fucking and one of them going "Yeah, your sister gave that phrase a whole new meaning."
I'd get pissed about it if what they were saying was untrue, but seeing how it's not I can't really get mad. It sucks though.
How dare your female relatives have an enjoyable sex life. What a bag of sluts. You should beat them more, clearly.
:roll:
is that seriously how you read that?
God please don't start that up again. I was annoyed with Cat too - no one was ever saying that female relatives shouldn't have an enjoyable sex life merely that we don't want to know about it. But damn, enough flaming. Lets talk about beating off already
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Still though, if a girl is giving head she has to throw some jerking in there or it just doesn't work.
Oh it can. I once dated a girl who did some swirly shit with her tongue that made my eyes roll into the back of my head. Never used her hand and I, quite frankly, didn't give a shit.
Still though, if a girl is giving head she has to throw some jerking in there or it just doesn't work.
Oh it can. I once dated a girl who did some swirly shit with her tongue that made my eyes roll into the back of my head. Never used her hand and I, quite frankly, didn't give a shit.
That's because Yoinking=Win, Yanking=Ow what the hell woman I have to pee with that later.
It's no easier for the gay mens, let me tell you. I don't know how many guys I've met up with* that make me wonder how they have any nerves left, if that's how roughly they do it to themselves.
*This kind of makes me sound like a whore. Oh well.
That's because Yoinking=Win, Yanking=Ow what the hell woman I have to pee with that later.
It's no easier for the gay mens, let me tell you. I don't know how many guys I've met up with* that make me wonder how they have any nerves left, if that's how roughly they do it to themselves.
*This kind of makes me sound like a whore. Oh well.
O_o The hell? I mean...A gay man has one of his own! A woman I can understand being inexperienced in the art of pleasuring men, but a gay man should be a damn expert.
Still though, if a girl is giving head she has to throw some jerking in there or it just doesn't work.
Oh it can. I once dated a girl who did some swirly shit with her tongue that made my eyes roll into the back of my head. Never used her hand and I, quite frankly, didn't give a shit.
Apparently I need to meet this girl.
You have to give your mother at least six beers before she does it, though.
That's because Yoinking=Win, Yanking=Ow what the hell woman I have to pee with that later.
It's no easier for the gay mens, let me tell you. I don't know how many guys I've met up with* that make me wonder how they have any nerves left, if that's how roughly they do it to themselves.
*This kind of makes me sound like a whore. Oh well.
O_o The hell? I mean...A gay man has one of his own! A woman I can understand being inexperienced in the art of pleasuring men, but a gay man should be a damn expert.
Alas. Don't get me wrong. Plenty are, but there seem to be an equal number who have no business touching a penis, be it their own, or someone else's.
Oh god, I know much more about my sister's sexual life than I should, would ever want to, or god my head hurts, seeing how most of my friends at some point before becoming my friends dated her.
There's nothing like swimming with one of your best buddies and him going "Oh yeah, it was right over there where your sister gave me my first blowjob." Or saying something about face fucking and one of them going "Yeah, your sister gave that phrase a whole new meaning."
I'd get pissed about it if what they were saying was untrue, but seeing how it's not I can't really get mad. It sucks though.
How dare your female relatives have an enjoyable sex life. What a bag of sluts. You should beat them more, clearly.
:roll:
I know this reply is a little late and somewhat unnecessary, but seeing how this was directed at me I'll go ahead and bite.
I hope my female relatives have an enjoyable sex life. I like my family members to be happy in every part of their lives. And my sister feels the same way towards me. Hell, once she found out I was sexually active she sent me a huge box of condoms. Last night while packing up her stuff to send to her (she recently lived with me, and then more recently moved) I came across all different sorts of things that I just shrugged off.
Her being sexually active and having a healthy sex life does not bother me. It goes the same for my parent's sex life.
However, there's a difference between knowing you're sister is having a healthy sex life and having your friends bring it up at every available opportunity, especially when they do it they have this disapproving tone about my sister. It's sickening to think that people whom I am friends with don't appreciate her for who she is. Whatever their relationship with her was previously I won't have them degrade her. I know she had sex with them, I don't really care to hear the details.
You really need to stop jumping at people for degrading women when they're doing nothing of the sort. It really makes you look like a crazy person who's way too much into their own agenda.
Oh god, I know much more about my sister's sexual life than I should, would ever want to, or god my head hurts, seeing how most of my friends at some point before becoming my friends dated her.
There's nothing like swimming with one of your best buddies and him going "Oh yeah, it was right over there where your sister gave me my first blowjob." Or saying something about face fucking and one of them going "Yeah, your sister gave that phrase a whole new meaning."
I'd get pissed about it if what they were saying was untrue, but seeing how it's not I can't really get mad. It sucks though.
How dare your female relatives have an enjoyable sex life. What a bag of sluts. You should beat them more, clearly.
:roll:
...You really need to stop jumping at people for degrading women when they're doing nothing of the sort. It really makes you look like a crazy person who's way too much into their own agenda.
Still though, if a girl is giving head she has to throw some jerking in there or it just doesn't work.
Oh it can. I once dated a girl who did some swirly shit with her tongue that made my eyes roll into the back of my head. Never used her hand and I, quite frankly, didn't give a shit.
Apparently I need to meet this girl.
You have to give your mother at least six beers before she does it, though.
Still though, if a girl is giving head she has to throw some jerking in there or it just doesn't work.
Oh it can. I once dated a girl who did some swirly shit with her tongue that made my eyes roll into the back of my head. Never used her hand and I, quite frankly, didn't give a shit.
Apparently I need to meet this girl.
I don't know. It's kinda depressing. It's like realizing you've probably peaked and you'll probably never get it that good again.
...You really need to stop jumping at people for degrading women when they're doing nothing of the sort. It really makes you look like a crazy person who's way too much into their own agenda.
Tell that to Susan Brownmiller.
Eh, I have nothing against feminism. I'm all for most of the feminist agenda (or at least the parts of it I know of). I just think it hurts it when people start jumping at imaginary offenders like the cat seems to do.
Have we said this thread is getting weird yet? Because it's getting weirder
Did it really have any other direction to go, though?
I'm decent, but the quality goes downhill when I'm drunk.
Really, sex generally does.
The hell? I mean...A gay man has one of his own! A woman I can understand being inexperienced in the art of pleasuring men, but a gay man should be a damn expert.
Some people are just less sensitive. Sometimes a feather touch is appropriate, and sometimes you need to strangle that chicken. Using the former approach on the wrong person will just bore them, and using the latter approach on the wrong person will just hurt. Not all men even like the same hand motions!
So, just because I know the ins and outs of my penis doesn't mean I'm going to be a master of yours.
So, just because I know the ins and outs of my penis doesn't mean I'm going to be a master of yours.
Too true. The same goes for other parts of the body as well. I swear, if one more person grabs my nipple and twists it really hard, thinking it will make me hot, I'm going to punch them right in the face.
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It doesn't work. It always ends up happening.
My dad mostly just pointed out T&A around town since I was 5.
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Fapping alone is sort of an only viable option for some, is the trick. It's best done with company, but sometimes the fapping IS the company. :P
Sounds about right - I wouldn't claim that all women don't know what they are doing, cause you know... I'm sure there are some talented women.
But no women can beat me like I can beat myself. If she throws her mouth in - that makes it somewhat better. But If shes just trying to give me an H Jay, I might as well do it myself.
God please don't start that up again. I was annoyed with Cat too - no one was ever saying that female relatives shouldn't have an enjoyable sex life merely that we don't want to know about it. But damn, enough flaming. Lets talk about beating off already
O_o
I didn't say company should do the job for you.
But it is nice to have company.
Or a target. :P
Also they'd probably have to be behind you, and that's probably going to get awkward and weird more than sexy.
It's more then lacking a similar organ then anything. And being behind you while they do it is fine.
After all, everyone knows that "The Reach Around" = :^:
Hence self-oral.
Something that people really need to be more aware of.
People get damned self-conscious when something they've had work fails to on another person.
Oh it can. I once dated a girl who did some swirly shit with her tongue that made my eyes roll into the back of my head. Never used her hand and I, quite frankly, didn't give a shit.
Apparently I need to meet this girl.
*This kind of makes me sound like a whore. Oh well.
O_o The hell? I mean...A gay man has one of his own! A woman I can understand being inexperienced in the art of pleasuring men, but a gay man should be a damn expert.
You have to give your mother at least six beers before she does it, though.
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I know this reply is a little late and somewhat unnecessary, but seeing how this was directed at me I'll go ahead and bite.
I hope my female relatives have an enjoyable sex life. I like my family members to be happy in every part of their lives. And my sister feels the same way towards me. Hell, once she found out I was sexually active she sent me a huge box of condoms. Last night while packing up her stuff to send to her (she recently lived with me, and then more recently moved) I came across all different sorts of things that I just shrugged off.
Her being sexually active and having a healthy sex life does not bother me. It goes the same for my parent's sex life.
However, there's a difference between knowing you're sister is having a healthy sex life and having your friends bring it up at every available opportunity, especially when they do it they have this disapproving tone about my sister. It's sickening to think that people whom I am friends with don't appreciate her for who she is. Whatever their relationship with her was previously I won't have them degrade her. I know she had sex with them, I don't really care to hear the details.
You really need to stop jumping at people for degrading women when they're doing nothing of the sort. It really makes you look like a crazy person who's way too much into their own agenda.
Tell that to Susan Brownmiller.
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So.... you're saying I already know her then.
Thats half the battle right there
I don't know. It's kinda depressing. It's like realizing you've probably peaked and you'll probably never get it that good again.
Did it really have any other direction to go, though?
By a show of hands, how many people have tried stimulating their anus while masturbating?
Eh, I have nothing against feminism. I'm all for most of the feminist agenda (or at least the parts of it I know of). I just think it hurts it when people start jumping at imaginary offenders like the cat seems to do.
Have you been complimented on it?
Or are you capable of doing it to yourself?
Oh yeah, don't forget your prostate dudes. It's like the male clitoris, for serious.
I'm decent, but the quality goes downhill when I'm drunk.
Really, sex generally does.
Some people are just less sensitive. Sometimes a feather touch is appropriate, and sometimes you need to strangle that chicken. Using the former approach on the wrong person will just bore them, and using the latter approach on the wrong person will just hurt. Not all men even like the same hand motions!
So, just because I know the ins and outs of my penis doesn't mean I'm going to be a master of yours.