Hey everyone, it's that time again: time for the love/farting thread.
Post your romance or flatulence news in here, or your romance
and flatulence news. If you need some help with your romantic woes, we might be able to lend aid. If you need help with producing stronger, higher quality, or even just louder farts, well I don't know what to tell you other than I'm sure your farts are fine and the right someone will love you for them no matter what.
So yeah... post away! Or fart away! I don't care either way!
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It is 81F/27C here today.
Secret James Joyce thread
Thanks for the warning Orpheus
You met a wonderful woman (or man) who shares your love for chili cheese burritoe with sour cream and white onions and now you're happily in a relationship with the person of your dreams?
never.
I'm pretty sure Dan Ryckert is already in a relationship.
The more they suffer the more it shows they really care.
Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!
Nah, just laugh. Because farts are funny.
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnn
Or just make a guilty face.
but they're listening to every word I say
I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.
I'll have no tinder dates, no desperate need to pee, and no horror stories. I don't know what I'll do with myself.
Also the cleaner hoovered the hallway at 9am this morning. It made me so happy as I was already awake and the rest weren't.
it was nice to feel alive again for a while but now it's back to being dead inside
https://youtu.be/6uRXBFNlYJ4
Or farting.
Or farting on dates.
I blame a non-existent pet or the boiler
Video games.
steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
3ds: 1504-5717-8252
Cool, lady. Thanks for the update.
Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.
I have no idea why I started sending out messages on OKC / Tinder again. Or even look at them. Given my plans to move it's not like I can really go out on dates. Or, I would feel that way if I expected any date to go past the first. Or happen at all.
Fart on your friends in public. Establish social dominance.
My steam list would like this. My potential for getting assignments done wouldn't.
Practice?
I don't know?
The people on here are all from the local college and there seems to be a wider variety I guess.
I don't really check it.
That's really how I look at it. And something to get me out of my apartment.
Double Secret Robin Williams thread.
I might stop trying for the moment. Uninstall that shit off my phone and see what happens in The Real World. I start a yoga class in a month! That should be good for me, right?
Triple secret Hot Wet American Summer First Day of Camp thread.
I bet she did some silent but deadlies and blamed it on the trash can.
I think I've heard my wife really rip one maybe two or three times in 11 years. But the quiet ones, that's certainly a higher number. Or sometimes she will excuse herself to the other room for no apparent reason.
but they're listening to every word I say
No that's when you've farted.
I keep waiting for my luck to run out, but I'm really enjoying this!
Oh uh... TOTP.
So, yeah, fartin'. What's the deal, am I right?