With a low-carb diet, I can have, like, one Taco Bell hard shell taco and still maintain my carb budget. Luckily, the closest Taco Bell is also a KFC. KFC has grilled chicken (which has almost zero carbs), so I can still get a filling meal along with a single taco, if I ever crave Taco Bell.
If you're going to be sad anyway you may as well eat plants, dude.
Nah, when you have an unexplainable craving for a Taco Bell taco, then you actually end up being quite happy when you can finally eat one. I can't say that it's healthy or anything, but it makes me happy.
With a low-carb diet, I can have, like, one Taco Bell hard shell taco and still maintain my carb budget. Luckily, the closest Taco Bell is also a KFC. KFC has grilled chicken (which has almost zero carbs), so I can still get a filling meal along with a single taco, if I ever crave Taco Bell.
If you're going to be sad anyway you may as well eat plants, dude.
With a low-carb diet, I can have, like, one Taco Bell hard shell taco and still maintain my carb budget. Luckily, the closest Taco Bell is also a KFC. KFC has grilled chicken (which has almost zero carbs), so I can still get a filling meal along with a single taco, if I ever crave Taco Bell.
If you're going to be sad anyway you may as well eat plants, dude.
there may be plants involved with the chicken
does kfc even sell veggies? idk
They sell a grayish mush that was formerly string beans.
matt has a problem on
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Here are all the really good things I've had at Taco Bell:
1) Snapple lemonade freeze thing (discontinued early last year)
2) Their spicy grillers (discontinued late last year)
3) Their diablo sauce, which makes almost anything actually good (discontinued late last year)
.....I don't really eat there anymore
So you're just abandoning your folks is what you're saying
You shameful arriviste
When I was down and barely able to afford food, was Taco Bell there for me?
No, they charged me to eat what is essentially livestock feed!
Sadly livestock feed might not be that bad health-wise in comparison to other fast food.
It's all in how it's prepared, really
I dunno if my frail human digestive system can work on a lot of harsher stuff
Also MrA what is the proper time to wait after a mediocre date with an interesting person to ask for a second
This question is important
(I pretty much just don't want to instantly be like LET'S DO A THING but fuck waiting three days)
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
@Belasco32 the apple oil came and it smells amazing, I think you'll be really happy with it
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MsAnthropyThe Lady of Pain Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the RhythmThe City of FlowersRegistered Userregular
@skippydumptruck I will let you know if I find any board game or tabletop meet ups that are somewhere between us. I am out in the NE, so I'd imagine there is something. Prolly wouldn't be until sometime in March though because of all these sassafrassin regulatory deadlines we have to meet at work.
The Powerball sign across the street just updated to $900m. That is a ridiculous amount of money that the government will take 48% of.
is not the lottery simply a tax for fools
I think at this point taking the annuity option and investing wisely plus protecting your tax burden, if you bought every single possible ticket number, in 30 years you'd come out slightly ahead financially.
This assuming no one else buys a winning ticket and you have to split it of course. Then you're out like $300m.
The Powerball sign across the street just updated to $900m. That is a ridiculous amount of money that the government will take 48% of.
is not the lottery simply a tax for fools
Yeah but isn't that like $450m left over?
Still a lot of scratch man
The cash option was $496m when the total was $800m. You lose about 39% of that to federal then another 10% give or take to state. So you're left with a paltry $255m or so. Hardly worth it!
The Powerball sign across the street just updated to $900m. That is a ridiculous amount of money that the government will take 48% of.
is not the lottery simply a tax for fools
Yeah but isn't that like $450m left over?
Still a lot of scratch man
The cash option was $496m when the total was $800m. You lose about 39% of that to federal then another 10% give or take to state. So you're left with a paltry $255m or so. Hardly worth it!
*adjusts monocle*
Quite!
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
Here are all the really good things I've had at Taco Bell:
1) Snapple lemonade freeze thing (discontinued early last year)
2) Their spicy grillers (discontinued late last year)
3) Their diablo sauce, which makes almost anything actually good (discontinued late last year)
.....I don't really eat there anymore
So you're just abandoning your folks is what you're saying
You shameful arriviste
When I was down and barely able to afford food, was Taco Bell there for me?
No, they charged me to eat what is essentially livestock feed!
Sadly livestock feed might not be that bad health-wise in comparison to other fast food.
It's all in how it's prepared, really
I dunno if my frail human digestive system can work on a lot of harsher stuff
Also MrA what is the proper time to wait after a mediocre date with an interesting person to ask for a second
This question is important
(I pretty much just don't want to instantly be like LET'S DO A THING but fuck waiting three days)
Well, if you want to ask for a second date, I say just go ahead and ask. Weird social rules with no obvious purpose are weird.
Btw - I asked my wife for a consult and she began asking for all the details. She said that if the last date was mediocre due to convo lulls or something to try to find something for the second one that did not require talking. This was immediately followed by "That is not what I meant!"
The Powerball sign across the street just updated to $900m. That is a ridiculous amount of money that the government will take 48% of.
is not the lottery simply a tax for fools
Yeah but isn't that like $450m left over?
Still a lot of scratch man
The cash option was $496m when the total was $800m. You lose about 39% of that to federal then another 10% give or take to state. So you're left with a paltry $255m or so. Hardly worth it!
Just take over a federal wildlife preserve and tell them to come get the taxes if they want it. They will let you build a mansion and everything while they ask you nicely to leave. Oh but be white
Here are all the really good things I've had at Taco Bell:
1) Snapple lemonade freeze thing (discontinued early last year)
2) Their spicy grillers (discontinued late last year)
3) Their diablo sauce, which makes almost anything actually good (discontinued late last year)
.....I don't really eat there anymore
So you're just abandoning your folks is what you're saying
You shameful arriviste
When I was down and barely able to afford food, was Taco Bell there for me?
No, they charged me to eat what is essentially livestock feed!
Sadly livestock feed might not be that bad health-wise in comparison to other fast food.
It's all in how it's prepared, really
I dunno if my frail human digestive system can work on a lot of harsher stuff
Also MrA what is the proper time to wait after a mediocre date with an interesting person to ask for a second
This question is important
(I pretty much just don't want to instantly be like LET'S DO A THING but fuck waiting three days)
Well, if you want to ask for a second date, I say just go ahead and ask.
Btw - I asked my wife for a consult and she began asking for all the details. She said that if the last date was mediocre due to convo lulls or something to try to find something for the second one that did not require talking. This was immediately followed by "That is not what I meant!"
Ok got it date at a brothel
Yeah I was thinking that too, but that is predicated on her wanting a second. If she does, I'll think of something more active.
I'll ask in a bit, right now I am fiddling with a computer. Thanks!
Here are all the really good things I've had at Taco Bell:
1) Snapple lemonade freeze thing (discontinued early last year)
2) Their spicy grillers (discontinued late last year)
3) Their diablo sauce, which makes almost anything actually good (discontinued late last year)
.....I don't really eat there anymore
So you're just abandoning your folks is what you're saying
You shameful arriviste
When I was down and barely able to afford food, was Taco Bell there for me?
No, they charged me to eat what is essentially livestock feed!
Sadly livestock feed might not be that bad health-wise in comparison to other fast food.
It's all in how it's prepared, really
I dunno if my frail human digestive system can work on a lot of harsher stuff
Also MrA what is the proper time to wait after a mediocre date with an interesting person to ask for a second
This question is important
(I pretty much just don't want to instantly be like LET'S DO A THING but fuck waiting three days)
Well, if you want to ask for a second date, I say just go ahead and ask.
Btw - I asked my wife for a consult and she began asking for all the details. She said that if the last date was mediocre due to convo lulls or something to try to find something for the second one that did not require talking. This was immediately followed by "That is not what I meant!"
Ok got it date at a brothel
Yeah I was thinking that too, but that is predicated on her wanting a second. If she does, I'll think of something more active.
I'll ask in a bit, right now I am fiddling with a computer. Thanks!
Other comments/questions from the consult:
"What does she mean by interesting?"
"Is the other girl hot?"
"If so, she should just ask."
"If not, maybe just join a book club together."
if you like misuse of firecrackers, click this video
Those are sparklers, not firecrackers
Also
with me was cheerful nephew and sad companion
I kind of think I would have parked slightly further away
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
oh dear my poor lady friend
I got her set up on her new phone and everything and she was trying to text someone last night and they weren't responding
So she's like going off on them in our morning group text and they're like .."are you sure it didn't select my house number instead of my mobile number"
And everything goes quiet
Bless your heart.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I am so glad I am not in the dating game because these silly rules about waiting an arbitrary amount of time to contact someone you liked is preposterous. If reading a text the next day from someone you went on a date with scares you off then, man I dunno, I feel like you have other issues you need to work on?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
+3
ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Here are all the really good things I've had at Taco Bell:
1) Snapple lemonade freeze thing (discontinued early last year)
2) Their spicy grillers (discontinued late last year)
3) Their diablo sauce, which makes almost anything actually good (discontinued late last year)
.....I don't really eat there anymore
So you're just abandoning your folks is what you're saying
You shameful arriviste
When I was down and barely able to afford food, was Taco Bell there for me?
No, they charged me to eat what is essentially livestock feed!
Sadly livestock feed might not be that bad health-wise in comparison to other fast food.
It's all in how it's prepared, really
I dunno if my frail human digestive system can work on a lot of harsher stuff
Also MrA what is the proper time to wait after a mediocre date with an interesting person to ask for a second
This question is important
(I pretty much just don't want to instantly be like LET'S DO A THING but fuck waiting three days)
Well, if you want to ask for a second date, I say just go ahead and ask.
Btw - I asked my wife for a consult and she began asking for all the details. She said that if the last date was mediocre due to convo lulls or something to try to find something for the second one that did not require talking. This was immediately followed by "That is not what I meant!"
Ok got it date at a brothel
Yeah I was thinking that too, but that is predicated on her wanting a second. If she does, I'll think of something more active.
I'll ask in a bit, right now I am fiddling with a computer. Thanks!
Other comments/questions from the consult:
"What does she mean by interesting?"
"Is the other girl hot?"
"If so, she should just ask."
"If not, maybe just join a book club together."
1) your wife is amazing
2) I dunno, I am intrigued by her. She is another science person, though she HAS her PhD and has become burned out by the same things I have, so that's... neat. She lives on a boat with cats, which is part of the interesting. She's just a peculiar person and I want to spend more time with her.
3) I dunno if hot is the right word but she definitely has some attractive pull to me. She has a really cute face and a really really cute half smile she does that I want to see more of.
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Sadly livestock feed might not be that bad health-wise in comparison to other fast food.
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
there may be plants involved with the chicken
does kfc even sell veggies? idk
They sell a grayish mush that was formerly string beans.
It's all in how it's prepared, really
I dunno if my frail human digestive system can work on a lot of harsher stuff
Also MrA what is the proper time to wait after a mediocre date with an interesting person to ask for a second
This question is important
(I pretty much just don't want to instantly be like LET'S DO A THING but fuck waiting three days)
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
is not the lottery simply a tax for fools
You don't tell the gubmint you won the lottery
I think at this point taking the annuity option and investing wisely plus protecting your tax burden, if you bought every single possible ticket number, in 30 years you'd come out slightly ahead financially.
This assuming no one else buys a winning ticket and you have to split it of course. Then you're out like $300m.
Yeah but isn't that like $450m left over?
Still a lot of scratch man
The cash option was $496m when the total was $800m. You lose about 39% of that to federal then another 10% give or take to state. So you're left with a paltry $255m or so. Hardly worth it!
*adjusts monocle*
Quite!
Well, if you want to ask for a second date, I say just go ahead and ask. Weird social rules with no obvious purpose are weird.
Btw - I asked my wife for a consult and she began asking for all the details. She said that if the last date was mediocre due to convo lulls or something to try to find something for the second one that did not require talking. This was immediately followed by "That is not what I meant!"
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
Just take over a federal wildlife preserve and tell them to come get the taxes if they want it. They will let you build a mansion and everything while they ask you nicely to leave. Oh but be white
My aunt was on Weight Watchers, and she also turned into MC Ride.
Ok got it date at a brothel
Yeah I was thinking that too, but that is predicated on her wanting a second. If she does, I'll think of something more active.
I'll ask in a bit, right now I am fiddling with a computer. Thanks!
whose bed
https://youtu.be/W55b4BcCPM4
if you like misuse of firecrackersworks, click this video
So good
Get got
Other comments/questions from the consult:
"What does she mean by interesting?"
"Is the other girl hot?"
"If so, she should just ask."
"If not, maybe just join a book club together."
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
Whelp, New Lock Screen concept more or less finished!
What do ya guys think?
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if that's the same guy why are the tattoos completely different?
Those are sparklers, not firecrackers
Also
I kind of think I would have parked slightly further away
I got her set up on her new phone and everything and she was trying to text someone last night and they weren't responding
So she's like going off on them in our morning group text and they're like .."are you sure it didn't select my house number instead of my mobile number"
And everything goes quiet
The one on the left is Rick Ross. The one on the right is (MC) Ride.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
1) your wife is amazing
2) I dunno, I am intrigued by her. She is another science person, though she HAS her PhD and has become burned out by the same things I have, so that's... neat. She lives on a boat with cats, which is part of the interesting. She's just a peculiar person and I want to spend more time with her.
3) I dunno if hot is the right word but she definitely has some attractive pull to me. She has a really cute face and a really really cute half smile she does that I want to see more of.
i seeeeeee
my knowledge of famous people has failed me