I worked for Malaysia international shipping corporation in Australia when I first left high school, and I sometimes get panic dreams about getting release forms wrong for couriers and having them come back screaming at me cos the client can’t get their container released.
Which, fair enough, but also, I’m straight out of high school with no experience. Also the lady that got me the job used to like try and racistly bond with me over how incompetent she thought the two Indian guys I worked with were by like eye rolling at me behind their backs, when in reality I fucking loathed her and those guys were super helpful and patient with me. I was too young and stupid to say anything to her other than politely and awkwardly smile when she tried to imply they were bad at their jobs.
I ended up burning out cos I was just a dumb high school kid with no idea what I wanted to do, and I would get clients asking me like the tax percentage of stuff and I’d have no idea and I finally freaked out once and just started hanging up and then quit at the end of the day, I felt bad cos the higher ups were going to send me on a training course, but I was carrying a dark secret; I was, still am, and always will be, terrible at math. And I think math was probably going to be important for that job
Also I didn’t drink at the time and when the boss offered me a beer I said “oh nah I’ll just have a coke thanks” and he said in a thick Indian accent “oh you’re into the hard stuff then are you?” and I always remember that line when I drink coke and now always call it the hard stuff
That is a really great dad/uncle level joke for non drinkers and I'm stealing it.
Is Wener Herzog known for something in particular?
He's a director of both documentary and fictional features. This particular tweet is a reference to Fitzcarraldo, a fictional movie Herzog directed about the miserable process of moving a big boat
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I surprised no one has made a Ever Giving x Loss meme yet.
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The cargo is an Evergreen money problem, the lost pilot and transit fees are an Egypt money problem.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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literally how far are you willing to go to get a 3080?
Right now?
I mean.......
3090 and a 5950X could be worth the trip.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
That is a really great dad/uncle level joke for non drinkers and I'm stealing it.
Define win?
Sheer horsepower? Tugboats every time
2. How do tugjobsboats have so much power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM-TbGzy194
They're basically an engine with a steering wheel strapped to it.
I wonder how much horsepower a living Pokédex or 1 billion ants has
::snicker::how much hp does 1 billion horses have
This is a 13 plus forum
Lets see here, carry the one, fractionalize the numerator, divide by pi ....
78!
14.9 billion horse power approximately
You could probably run Doom with em
What about Crysis?
Pounded in the Stern by my Tugboat Stepbrother: A Chuck Tingle Nautical Tale
In the far future historians will accidently tie this and the gamestop fiasco together.
There's already pandemic movies. I'd give it more like eight months.
I hope they insert a shitty love triangle sub-plot
I bet Michael Bay also has some ideas about how to deal with that boat.
Is Wener Herzog known for something in particular?
Menace, dread...silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pY-0JfEdLY
He's a director of both documentary and fictional features. This particular tweet is a reference to Fitzcarraldo, a fictional movie Herzog directed about the miserable process of moving a big boat
Like between the boat, a sub and...the digger?