I got mugged

T4CT

has this particular occurrence happened to anyone else

because it didn't seem particularly frightening to me

the elbow to the face hurt but realistically that's about it. And him smashing my phone.

Darmak

Yeah, someone else here posted about getting mugged a few years ago, I believe

Darmak

Are you okay?

Hunter

Did you try to steal money from a hobo again T4CT?

Larlar

Hunter wrote:

Did you try to steal money from a hobo again T4CT?

He probably had a shotgun.

Beasteh

teefs got mugged

i got mugged in glasgow walking home from a mates party, i gave them an empty wallet that i always carry around just in case

hope you're not hurt

Muse Among Men

Is your face okay? Because an elbow sounds painful.

Crotchless Gorilla Suit

Like this?


Just kidding, hope you're OK.

TheStig

this is why I always carry an exploding wallet with me.

T4CT

I'm fine, basically I went up a ramp so I could pee on the way to the club last night and some guy jumped me, took a hundred bucks and threw my phone off the bridge we were on

he tried three times to stab me so I'm actually glad for martial arts training 'cause none of those connected and then I knocked him off his feet with a punch, at which point he bounced up and ran

i dunno if it was adrenaline or what but aside from the nosebleed it was kind of a "wow that just happened" thing

the girl I was with freaked out more than I did

lostwords

I got mugged walking in Baltimore. The guy took my money and also left over cheesecake factory food. The worst part was he took a whole slice of strawberry cheesecake I was saving for later I got to go

Beasteh

people is cunts

have you reported it? got a good look at whoever it was?

Muggins

Beasteh wrote:

teefs got mugged

i got mugged in glasgow walking home from a mates party, i gave them an empty wallet that i always carry around just in case

hope you're not hurt

Ahahaha wow he didn't check it first?

Yeah hope you're okay T4CT

call them cops and stuff

Hunter

lostwords wrote:

I got mugged walking in Baltimore. The guy took my money and also left over cheesecake factory food. The worst part was he took a whole slice of strawberry cheesecake I was saving for later I got to go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIAql1AfSSU

Larlar

T4CT wrote:

I'm fine, basically I went up a ramp so I could pee on the way to the club last night and some guy jumped me, took a hundred bucks and threw my phone off the bridge we were on

he tried three times to stab me so I'm actually glad for martial arts training 'cause none of those connected and then I knocked him off his feet with a punch, at which point he bounced up and ran

i dunno if it was adrenaline or what but aside from the nosebleed it was kind of a "wow that just happened" thing

the girl I was with freaked out more than I did

Holy crap.

Muggins

Woah fucking what he tried to stab you?

TheStig

T4CT wrote:

I'm fine, basically I went up a ramp so I could pee on the way to the club last night and some guy jumped me, took a hundred bucks and threw my phone off the bridge we were on

he tried three times to stab me so I'm actually glad for martial arts training 'cause none of those connected and then I knocked him off his feet with a punch, at which point he bounced up and ran

i dunno if it was adrenaline or what but aside from the nosebleed it was kind of a "wow that just happened" thing

the girl I was with freaked out more than I did

you were supposed to do all that before he took your money

Beasteh

augh im cringing re: the thought of someone trying to stab someone three times

The Lovely Bastard

been mugged twice

once at gunpoint once at knifepoint

neither was fun

Isoldae

Beasteh wrote:

in glasgow walking

Well there you go.

TheStig

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

been mugged twice

once at gunpoint once at knifepoint

neither was fun

and you shot them all, right?

satansfingers

a friend of mine almost got jumped recently near my apartment, but fortunately he saw the set-up happening (two guys were trying to pen him in basically) and broke out. he's a pretty fast guy, so he got away from them.

Dichotomy

well dang the phone smashing is downright petty

Sassori

Someone tried to mug me once. And then I kicked him in the crotch. I made sure to step on him when I went about my business.

Bucketman

Man what the hell. Usually in muggings dudes just take the money and run. Did you just turn the wallet over and then he tried to stab you?

Either way glad your ok for the most part.

DrZiplock

I tend to agree with TheStig on that count.

Though, situations like that are exactly one of the reasons why I train as hard as I do in my particular martial art. Sure, take my money, but if you try to stab me? I'm going to make that difficult for you.

Well done. Sorry to hear about your nose, phone and money, but seriously....well done.

Hunter

Dichotomy wrote:

well dang the phone smashing is downright petty

Yeah, that mugger was just being a dick at that point.

Muse Among Men

I think I would just throw my wallet at the dude and run. I am about as threatening as cotton fluff.

The Lovely Bastard

TheStig wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

been mugged twice

once at gunpoint once at knifepoint

neither was fun

and you shot them all, right?

of course

what do you think my secret origin is

T4CT

It wasn't a huge switchblade or anything but it was a big enough blade that I was like "yeah a stab would've hurt"

he nicked my arm with it but that's relatively small all things considered

I remember what he looks like and everything but it was at 1:15 AM and really dark so details are hard to come by

also doesn't help that I was drunk but whatever

Muggins

satansfingers wrote:

a friend of mine almost got jumped recently near my apartment, but fortunately he saw the set-up happening (two guys were trying to pen him in basically) and broke out. he's a pretty fast guy, so he got away from them.

Like a gazelle

majestic and free

Donovan Puppyfucker

Hunter wrote:

Dichotomy wrote:

well dang the phone smashing is downright petty

Yeah, that mugger was just being a dick at that point.

I imagine muggers probably tend toward the shitpile side of the humanity spectrum.

jaziek

Beasteh wrote:

teefs got mugged

i got mugged in glasgow walking home from a mates party, i gave them an empty wallet that i always carry around just in case

hope you're not hurt

that is a fucking genius idea. Buying another wallet tommorow.

T4CT

Bucketman wrote:

Man what the hell. Usually in muggings dudes just take the money and run. Did you just turn the wallet over and then he tried to stab you?

Either way glad your ok for the most part.

k this was the part that was weird

basically he said "give me your money or i'll fucking stab you"

he then proceeded to reach INTO my pocket and dig around in it and pull out my phone

which I guess he then held hostage

but he didn't want my wallet

he just took the credit card and the 100 bucks

joke's on him, the credit card that I was carrying is a prepaid one (because taking your real credit card to the club is a recipe for going broke) and it had no money left on it

it's the little things, really

but the reaching into my pocket was just really creepy on a lot of levels

Dichotomy

shoulda just peed on him

Bucketman

Just hope you get the guys who are desperate and not the ones who do this often, they do it often they might check the wallet and then hit you a few times for good measure

Bucketman

T4CT wrote:

Bucketman wrote:

Man what the hell. Usually in muggings dudes just take the money and run. Did you just turn the wallet over and then he tried to stab you?

Either way glad your ok for the most part.

k this was the part that was weird

basically he said "give me your money or i'll fucking stab you"

he then proceeded to reach INTO my pocket and dig around in it and pull out my phone

which I guess he then held hostage

but he didn't want my wallet

he just took the credit card and the 100 bucks

joke's on him, the credit card that I was carrying is a prepaid one (because taking your real credit card to the club is a recipe for going broke) and it had no money left on it

it's the little things, really

but the reaching into my pocket was just really creepy on a lot of levels

Wow, that was dumb of him, getting that close to you is a possible recipe for getting punched in the face or going from mugging to assualt or maybe murder on his side.

Dichotomy

I mean this guy's been psyching himself up for a good mugging
he's got his knife
got his "I don't even care" attitude
got his target, some $40-haircut drunk guy staggering around in the dark

then that guy pees on him

totally changes the dynamic

Solar

Sucks to hear that T4CT. I'm glad that you did not get stabbed.

Hunter

Dichotomy wrote:

I mean this guy's been psyching himself up for a good mugging
he's got his knife
got his "I don't even care" attitude
got his target, some $40-haircut drunk guy staggering around in the dark

then that guy pees on him

totally changes the dynamic

I'm telling you, it was the hobo looking to get his McDonalds money back.

Isoldae

What does a 40 dollar haircut even look like?

That seems like an expensive hair cut.