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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    anytime someone goes "France WW2 lol"

    I just go

    "And not to long before that a little Corsican guy used French units as the core of his army and conquered the majority of the world that mattered at that time."
    I was actually talking about the last 15-20 years. WW2 is not recent. Except to @Chanus

    as far as great big general wars go, WW2 is the most recent.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Eddy you left out the Years of the Four/Five/Six Emperors in Rome.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    He wasn't the only guy who thought of inventive ways to use a bunch of recruits

    a section mate walked by a captain and a lieutenant playing chess with an unfortunate troop of recruits as the pieces

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Suriko wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    How did Napoleon get the support of the French people and become emperor after the French mobs did the whole 'kill all emperors' thing less than a decade prior?

    Winning wars
    Bringing the (war) booty
    Fucking up Austria (the hatred of Marie Antoinette was partly because she was Austrian, they really did not like Austria)
    Good economy from enhanced trade networks within the empire, plus generous policies towards liberalisation of industry (before he got too big for his boots and tried to blockade English goods)
    Hilariously rigged referendums on his decisions (the plebiscite over whether he should become emperor was something like 95% in favour., even within Germanic areas he'd conquered)

    Edit: He also ran an extensive network of secret police, had dissidents frequently killed, utilised propaganda mills, and repressed any conquered states that so much as looked at him a bit funny. As laudible as his attitudes towards common law, infrastructure, and freeing of many germanic areas from the feudal system was, he was pretty much the leader of a harsh military junta in all but name.

    The French still hold onto old hatreds to this day.

    Just a few decades ago their president referred to The Asshole of the World

    Apothe0sis on
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I wonder if Napoleon would have eventually relented with some of that stuff.

    Like.

    Was Napoleon a Bad Dude? You could make a decent argument that France's wars of aggression were in defense of France because of how the entirety of Europe wanted to break it.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've never gotten the impression that napoleon is thought of as some benevolent character

    history seems to view him in a "motherfucker got style. Also, balls." kind of light

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Napoleons was said to have ridden a Newfoundland to shore when his ship sank

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Napoleons was said to have ridden a Newfoundland to shore when his ship sank

    and his feet still didn't touch the ground

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2015
    Napoleon was a monster (and a military genius). His wars utterly ravaged large parts of Europe and his army committed appalling atrocities in Spain and Portugal.

    Maybe he would have eased off on the appalling bits once he'd conquered everywhere isn't a compelling argument for me. That is essentially what Dr Doom says.

    Bogart on
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Napoleon was a monster (and a military genius). His wars utterly ravaged large parts of Europe and his army committed appalling atrocities in Spain and Portugal.

    Maybe he would have eased off on the appalling bits once he'd conquered everywhere isn't a compelling argument for me. That is essentially what Dr Doom says.

    Yes, but if he didn't go on a conquering spree there would have been large swaths of present day Germany still operating under the feudal system.

    Which, let's be honest, isn't any better than a military junta.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The discussion of whether or not someone from history was bad isn't a very interesting one at all

    unless it's a discussion of how absurdly bad they were like say, Leopold II

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Napoleon was a monster (and a military genius). His wars utterly ravaged large parts of Europe and his army committed appalling atrocities in Spain and Portugal.

    Maybe he would have eased off on the appalling bits once he'd conquered everywhere isn't a compelling argument for me. That is essentially what Dr Doom says.

    Yes, but if he didn't go on a conquering spree there would have been large swaths of present day Germany still operating under the feudal system.

    Which, let's be honest, isn't any better than a military junta.

    well that's a huge fucking assumption

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    and was Napoleon really operating outside of the norm for the times as regards the suppression of political opponents?

    Like can you point to any one action that he did that another leader at the time didn't?

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    SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Napoleon was a monster (and a military genius). His wars utterly ravaged large parts of Europe and his army committed appalling atrocities in Spain and Portugal.

    Maybe he would have eased off on the appalling bits once he'd conquered everywhere isn't a compelling argument for me. That is essentially what Dr Doom says.

    The completely nonsensical and hate-driven blockade of English goods, and the subsequent idiotic war against Russia over their breaking of the treaty to enforce it, largely seem to prove that Napoleon wasn't going to ever relax his aggressive foreign policy. If anything, the total opposite.

    But given the propaganda and containment tactics used against France during the same time, it's pretty much shitty empire versus shitty empire. Nobody comes out looking any good.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Napoleon was a monster (and a military genius). His wars utterly ravaged large parts of Europe and his army committed appalling atrocities in Spain and Portugal.

    Maybe he would have eased off on the appalling bits once he'd conquered everywhere isn't a compelling argument for me. That is essentially what Dr Doom says.

    Yes, but if he didn't go on a conquering spree there would have been large swaths of present day Germany still operating under the feudal system.

    Which, let's be honest, isn't any better than a military junta.

    well that's a huge fucking assumption

    well not until the modern day.

    But no the feudal system was still very entrenched at that time. Especially in central and eastern Europe.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Trace wrote: »
    and was Napoleon really operating outside of the norm for the times as regards the suppression of political opponents?

    Like can you point to any one action that he did that another leader at the time didn't?

    No one else's army was marching through Europe at the time killing everyone and stealing everything, so I guess that would go in the 'Napoleon Only' box.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    europe would have looked so different hadn't napoleon conquered most of it

    who knows, the Knights of Malta might still rule it, and we could still have a Venetian Republic.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I wonder whether any alt hist scenario has France realistically holding on to Algeria

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    and was Napoleon really operating outside of the norm for the times as regards the suppression of political opponents?

    Like can you point to any one action that he did that another leader at the time didn't?

    No one else's army was marching through Europe at the time killing everyone and stealing everything, so I guess that would go in the 'Napoleon Only' box.

    well, everyone's else armies, chasing him back again

    there's no shame in picking a fight with everybody and losing, when they have to make serious effort to beat you.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I wonder whether any alt hist scenario has France realistically holding on to Algeria

    alternatively, paratroopers dropping on Paris would have been pretty interesting

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    What’s threatening about Fury Road is the idea that when the earth burns, women might not actually want men to protect them. Men might, in fact, be precisely the thing they are trying to survive.

    Hmmm

    japan on
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    and was Napoleon really operating outside of the norm for the times as regards the suppression of political opponents?

    Like can you point to any one action that he did that another leader at the time didn't?

    No one else's army was marching through Europe at the time killing everyone and stealing everything, so I guess that would go in the 'Napoleon Only' box.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_First_Coalition
    On 21 January the revolutionary government executed Louis XVI after a trial.[15] This united all European governments, including Spain, Naples, and the Netherlands against the Revolution. France declared war against Britain and the Netherlands on 1 February 1793 and soon afterwards against Spain. In the course of the year 1793 the Empire, the kings of Portugal and Naples and the grand-duke of Tuscany declared war against France. Thus the First Coalition was formed

    They were to busy trying to kill the French and steal from them.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2015
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    well, everyone's else armies, chasing him back again

    there's no shame in picking a fight with everybody and losing, when they have to make serious effort to beat you.

    Nope. The French Army plundered everything in sight and butchered local populations. The British army paid for stuff, hanged looters and didn't tend to massacre whole villages in Spain as punishment for local guerrillas. The French army were like locusts in the Iberian peninsula.

    There is absolute shame in picking a fight with everyone if that fight ends up killing thousands upon thousands of people just so you can indulge your ego and wish for a big parade.

    Bogart on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I'm going to follow this FIFA RICO case every fucking day

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    What’s threatening about Fury Road is the idea that when the earth burns, women might not actually want men to protect them. Men might, in fact, be precisely the thing they are trying to survive.

    Hmmm

    This kind of thing almost always makes me go "Interesting point, but if you're actually talking about what they feel threatened by it's probably a far simpler answer"

    which in this case is, charlize theron is large and in charge and kinda more badass than max, these feminists are ruining our movies

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    well, everyone's else armies, chasing him back again

    there's no shame in picking a fight with everybody and losing, when they have to make serious effort to beat you.

    Nope. The French Army plundered everything in sight and butchered local populations. The British army paid for stuff, hanged looters and didn't tend to massacre whole villages as punishment for local guerrillas. The French army were like locusts in the Iberian peninsula.

    There is absolute shame in picking a fight with everyone if that fight ends up killing thousands upon thousands of people just so you can indulge your ego and wish for a big parade.

    I don't have it in me to be sour over napoleon

    it is kind of in the past


    norway starved during the wars, because of you guys, by the way :P

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    "New online data terror powers planned" says headline.

    Yes, tell me more of this "data terror".

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Tyrion should marry Dany, forging an alliance between the Targs and the Lannisters, and then wreck everything.

    *reaches for fanfiction pen*

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The one great and terrible innovation of Revolutionary/Napoleonic France was that the nation's entire population could be mobilised to support the war effort. This leads to the Total War seen in the US Civil War and the World Wars.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Data terror is a great term. Is that the new word for how services like Facebook make money?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    What if Tyrion were to acquire a large and stylish hat?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    The FIFA case made me grin when I heard it this morning.

    I want the whole damn thing revamped and probably the entire leadership arrested. But this is a start.

    Thing is corrupt. It would fit perfectly in China or Russia.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'm not sour over Napoleon. I'm opposed to saying hmm maybe he wasn't so bad and did he really do anything that awful because the answer is clearly yes he was pretty awful.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    "New online data terror powers planned" says headline.

    Yes, tell me more of this "data terror".

    I think they mean cable news.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    It will be quite the cloud over Sepp Blatter's fifth term.

    And yes, I expect him not to reconsider his position and remain in power unless he is arrested too.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    What’s threatening about Fury Road is the idea that when the earth burns, women might not actually want men to protect them. Men might, in fact, be precisely the thing they are trying to survive.

    Hmmm

    mass rape as part of ethnic warfare is a RL phenomenon in central africa and quite recently in the former yugoslavia

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Tyrion should marry Dany, forging an alliance between the Targs and the Lannisters, and then wreck everything.

    *reaches for fanfiction pen*
    I think Tyrion has put himself well outside any position to ally anyone with the lannisters.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    well, everyone's else armies, chasing him back again

    there's no shame in picking a fight with everybody and losing, when they have to make serious effort to beat you.

    Nope. The French Army plundered everything in sight and butchered local populations. The British army paid for stuff, hanged looters and didn't tend to massacre whole villages as punishment for local guerrillas. The French army were like locusts in the Iberian peninsula.

    There is absolute shame in picking a fight with everyone if that fight ends up killing thousands upon thousands of people just so you can indulge your ego and wish for a big parade.

    Obviously spoken by someone who has never been feted by a big parade

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I'm fairly certain that if we look not all that far into any of our nation's military pasts, we gonna find some shameful stuff, no matter where we're from

    So while there are some definite villains of history, I can't necessarily condemn imperialism on its own

    Now, the means of establishing that empire can definitely be condemned, but again we'd probably have a hard time finding an innocent party in that discussion too >_>

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    well, everyone's else armies, chasing him back again

    there's no shame in picking a fight with everybody and losing, when they have to make serious effort to beat you.

    Nope. The French Army plundered everything in sight and butchered local populations. The British army paid for stuff, hanged looters and didn't tend to massacre whole villages as punishment for local guerrillas. The French army were like locusts in the Iberian peninsula.

    There is absolute shame in picking a fight with everyone if that fight ends up killing thousands upon thousands of people just so you can indulge your ego and wish for a big parade.

    I don't have it in me to be sour over napoleon

    it is kind of in the past


    norway starved during the wars, because of you guys, by the way :P

    Hey, hey, hey.

    The French just have different ideas of what the average body weight should be. It was an honest mistake!

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