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Aliens Colonial Marines teaser...AND I WILL TRY AGAIN TYVM

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    TwistedJesterTwistedJester Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Alright sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    i still say that predator has the most quotable quotes ever

    it's the only film you can measure in quotes per second

    Back when I was a roleplaying nerd we once did an adventure in the jungle. Yeah, the Predator quotes filled the air on that one.

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    ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

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    ZiggymonZiggymon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What are we supposed to use against them, harsh language?

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    pabhpabh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey top, what's the op?
    It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. Heh!

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm genuinely curious. What are you guys going to do once you finished quoting every frikkin line in the film?

    In fact:

    http://home.online.no/~bhundlan/scripts/Aliens.txt

    There, done.

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

    No, have you?

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    ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    I'm genuinely curious. What are you guys going to do once you finished quoting every frikkin line in the film?

    In fact:

    http://home.online.no/~bhundlan/scripts/Aliens.txt

    There, done.
    The other three films have a few good lines too.

    "I can't lie to you about your chances... but, you have my sympathies"

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    TwistedJesterTwistedJester Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    I'm genuinely curious. What are you guys going to do once you finished quoting every frikkin line in the film?

    In fact:

    http://home.online.no/~bhundlan/scripts/Aliens.txt

    There, done.
    Look into my eye.

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    pabhpabh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    I'm genuinely curious. What are you guys going to do once you finished quoting every frikkin line in the film?

    In fact:

    http://home.online.no/~bhundlan/scripts/Aliens.txt

    There, done.

    Look, no bad dreams there.
    Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of plastic.

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    Arch Guru XXArch Guru XX Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cherrn wrote: »
    I still prefer AvP 1 over AvP 2, primarily because the atmosphere was vastly superior (and also because the alien was kickass). The lighting in the first game is still incredible to this day, so I hope they don't skimp on the technology here. It should be dark as hell, and there must be spared no expense on the sound design.

    Honestly I think the first AvP engine was way ahead of it's time - great lighting, deformable explosions that followed the level geometry, water that deformed based on your movement (though admittedly this was a resource hog and they hardly ever used it - still cool) - a lot of modern engines don't do all the things that one did. I'll grant you AvP2 overall looked better what with the higher-resolution textures and increased polygon count, but it lacked a lot of the neat details the first game had.

    As a huge Aliens nerd I pretty much have to buy this game.

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    3lwap03lwap0 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh Jesus, the first AvP gives me nightmares still.

    Allow me to spin this tale:

    So I'm playing the marine, and I'm on the third level. It's an office building, and I've killed a few aliens. I step into a office, and I see face hugger pods along the wall. I think they are just decor, you know, fluff, like desks and coffee makers. I pan the room twice, flame thrower in hand, but see nothing, and no bleeps on my motion tracker. My buddy shoulder surfing touches my shoulder quickly "Hey man, wasn't the pod closed?" I quickly pivot towards the wall, and sure enough, there's an open pod. "Yeah, I think it - " THEN A FACE HUGGER HITS MY SCREEN, AND I SHIT MY PANTS.

    I never played the game again after that.

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    3lwap0 wrote: »

    I never played the game again after that.

    Aw man, that's probably the most tragic part of your story. :(

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cherrn wrote: »
    I still prefer AvP 1 over AvP 2, primarily because the atmosphere was vastly superior (and also because the alien was kickass). The lighting in the first game is still incredible to this day, so I hope they don't skimp on the technology here. It should be dark as hell, and there must be spared no expense on the sound design.

    Honestly I think the first AvP engine was way ahead of it's time - great lighting, deformable explosions that followed the level geometry, water that deformed based on your movement (though admittedly this was a resource hog and they hardly ever used it - still cool) - a lot of modern engines don't do all the things that one did. I'll grant you AvP2 overall looked better what with the higher-resolution textures and increased polygon count, but it lacked a lot of the neat details the first game had.

    As a huge Aliens nerd I pretty much have to buy this game.

    Also the second didn't have the proper pulse rifle sound effect.

    Online was a lot of fun though.

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Cherrn wrote: »
    I still prefer AvP 1 over AvP 2, primarily because the atmosphere was vastly superior (and also because the alien was kickass). The lighting in the first game is still incredible to this day, so I hope they don't skimp on the technology here. It should be dark as hell, and there must be spared no expense on the sound design.

    Honestly I think the first AvP engine was way ahead of it's time - great lighting, deformable explosions that followed the level geometry, water that deformed based on your movement (though admittedly this was a resource hog and they hardly ever used it - still cool) - a lot of modern engines don't do all the things that one did. I'll grant you AvP2 overall looked better what with the higher-resolution textures and increased polygon count, but it lacked a lot of the neat details the first game had.

    As a huge Aliens nerd I pretty much have to buy this game.

    Also the second didn't have the proper pulse rifle sound effect.

    Yeah that was weird hearing it the first time, sounded way too high pitched. Although it could be that they were just trying to simulate what it might sound like from the perspective of the person actually firing it, which would makes sense I suppose.
    Online was a lot of fun though.

    The community lasted for quite a while too. Personally though I never could get into it, largely owing to the fact that I typically got eaten so very fast.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I liked being able to choose a species and then a character class. It helped keep things interesting.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    Game over man, game over!

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    you are

    the very best

    There was a photoshop contest all about you a while ago remember?

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    subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    Game over man, game over!

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    you are

    the very best

    There was a photoshop contest all about you a while ago remember?

    I'm afraid I don't get it. Who's face is that?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ben Affleck.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Survival mode in AVP2 was probably the most fun I've ever had in online multiplayer, in any game. Being the last Marine alive and seeing the blips running past your carefully chosen hiding spot as you sat there and prayed to any God that would listen that the aliens wouldn't find you; that was awesome.

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    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I never played AvP 1, but I got plenty of enjoyment out of AvP 2. The Predator portions were kinda bleh due to lack of any real suspense (c'mon, I killed the end guy in the exosuit with ONE wrist harpoon shot. Exciting.), but I loved the hell out of the Marine and Alien portions. The Alien was great because you're this horrible, black death machine, but the Marine portion was great because you weren't. Yeah, you had guns, nukes, and sharp sticks, but they're small consolation when it's just you and an entire hive.

    My second favorite moment in AvP 2 was running away from the hive at the very end and a couple Praetorians come tearing after you. At first it was a definite oh shit moment. Then I remembered I had a bunch of armor-piercing rounds left for the chaingun. I killed both of them, but it was almost very, very bad.

    Very favorite part was having to enter a small piece of hive before getting a lot of the nicer guns. It's pretty quiet on the way in, but on the way out it was terrifying nightmare of spraying acid blood, muzzle flashes lighting the way, and the smart gun reticle hopping all over the place. I married that gun shortly afterwards.

    And that's the grenade launcher... you probably don't want to mess with that.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    "There.... emergency venting."

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    "There.... emergency venting."

    Oh that's just great.

    Also:

    "How many drops have you done?"
    "30... Simulated."
    "How many combat ones?"
    "2... Including this one."

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You always were an asshole, Gorman.

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    SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You secure that shit Hudson!

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    beat'd.

    " Why don't we make a fire.. sing a couple of songs.. huh? How about that? "

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    pabhpabh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
    All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    A xenomorph?

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    "I guess she didn't like the cornbread either".

    Here's hoping this is awesome. Aliens comes second place to Star Wars in my heart.

    Gyral on
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    CherrnCherrn Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hot as hell in here.

    Yeah, man, but it's a dry heat!

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    All creature will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai.
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    pabhpabh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    A xenomorph?

    It's a bughunt.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this drop.

    You always say that, Frost. You always say, "I got a bad feeling about this drop."

    Okay, okay. When we get back without you, I'll call your folks.

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    pabhpabh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    not to start a flame war or anything, but if the choice is between midi-chlorians spontaneously impregnating someone and somebodies face getting involuntarily raped its rape all the way for me.

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Xenomorph is actually the official term for the Aliens.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    pabh wrote: »
    not to start a flame war or anything, but if the choice is between midi-chlorians spontaneously impregnating someone and somebodies face getting involuntarily raped its rape all the way for me.

    I find it easier to pretend the subpar Aliens movies don't exist than to pretend the subpar Star Wars movies don't exist.


    this may matter

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    JastJast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    You know what is so good about this game.

    When the thing comes out the entire thread on it will be pages upon pages of Aliens quotes. And I'm going to love every second.

    They cut the power.

    How can they cut the power? They're animals!

    i still say that predator has the most quotable quotes ever

    it's the only film you can measure in quotes per second

    Seriously. Dutch's men are getting picked off one by one, he hasn't even seen the enemy. And what does he say, "If it bleeds we can kill it." Proof that Dutch is the baddest dude around.

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    3lwap03lwap0 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang!

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    3lwap0 wrote: »
    I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang!

    yeah, well the one you had was male.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    3lwap0 wrote: »
    I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang!

    yeah, well the one you had was male.

    It don't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

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