not to start a flame war or anything, but if the choice is between midi-chlorians spontaneously impregnating someone and somebodies face getting involuntarily raped its rape all the way for me.
I find it easier to pretend the subpar Aliens movies don't exist than to pretend the subpar Star Wars movies don't exist.
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I may not think that the 3rd and 4th Alien movies are very good, but they at least resemble the canon of the Aliens stuff. I can at least accept them as being within the Alien universe despite wishing they'd been something else.
But the AvP stuff is downright criminal. No joke, somebody should go to jail for making those movies and somebody else should go to jail for licensing out those IPs to Director (or Producer Shithead, or whoever Shithead) Shithead. There's only one good way to deal with that garbage.
not to start a flame war or anything, but if the choice is between midi-chlorians spontaneously impregnating someone and somebodies face getting involuntarily raped its rape all the way for me.
I find it easier to pretend the subpar Aliens movies don't exist than to pretend the subpar Star Wars movies don't exist.
this may matter
I may not think that the 3rd and 4th Alien movies are very good, but they at least resemble the canon of the Aliens stuff. I can at least accept them as being within the Alien universe despite wishing they'd been something else.
But the AvP stuff is downright criminal. No joke, somebody should go to jail for making those movies and somebody else should go to jail for licensing out those IPs to Director (or Producer Shithead, or whoever Shithead) Shithead. There's only one good way to deal with that garbage.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Oh c'mon. The first one sure but at least the second made them fucking evil creatures again instead of pets and buddy cops respectively. The pregnant woman in the hospital didn't exactly get up and whoop Alien Queen booty if you know what I'm saying. The major problem with that film is it made the humans into the main characters and as such, the aliens were represented as slasher killers. They don't drag people through windows and gut them, they take them away to be impregnated.
not to start a flame war or anything, but if the choice is between midi-chlorians spontaneously impregnating someone and somebodies face getting involuntarily raped its rape all the way for me.
I find it easier to pretend the subpar Aliens movies don't exist than to pretend the subpar Star Wars movies don't exist.
this may matter
I may not think that the 3rd and 4th Alien movies are very good, but they at least resemble the canon of the Aliens stuff. I can at least accept them as being within the Alien universe despite wishing they'd been something else.
But the AvP stuff is downright criminal. No joke, somebody should go to jail for making those movies and somebody else should go to jail for licensing out those IPs to Director (or Producer Shithead, or whoever Shithead) Shithead. There's only one good way to deal with that garbage.
You know I expected more from you - I thought you'd be smarter than this.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Oh c'mon. The first one sure but at least the second made them fucking evil creatures again instead of pets and buddy cops respectively. The pregnant woman in the hospital didn't exactly get up and whoop Alien Queen booty if you know what I'm saying. The major problem with that film is it made the humans into the main characters and as such, the aliens were represented as slasher killers. They don't drag people through windows and gut them, they take them away to be impregnated.
DO NOT defend AvP 2. It is trash of the highest order. If possible, I hate it even more than the first one.
You know I expected more from you - I thought you'd be smarter than this.
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All creature will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai.
not to start a flame war or anything, but if the choice is between midi-chlorians spontaneously impregnating someone and somebodies face getting involuntarily raped its rape all the way for me.
I find it easier to pretend the subpar Aliens movies don't exist than to pretend the subpar Star Wars movies don't exist.
this may matter
I may not think that the 3rd and 4th Alien movies are very good, but they at least resemble the canon of the Aliens stuff. I can at least accept them as being within the Alien universe despite wishing they'd been something else.
But the AvP stuff is downright criminal. No joke, somebody should go to jail for making those movies and somebody else should go to jail for licensing out those IPs to Director (or Producer Shithead, or whoever Shithead) Shithead. There's only one good way to deal with that garbage.
You know I expected more from you - I thought you'd be smarter than this.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Oh c'mon. The first one sure but at least the second made them fucking evil creatures again instead of pets and buddy cops respectively. The pregnant woman in the hospital didn't exactly get up and whoop Alien Queen booty if you know what I'm saying. The major problem with that film is it made the humans into the main characters and as such, the aliens were represented as slasher killers. They don't drag people through windows and gut them, they take them away to be impregnated.
DO NOT defend AvP 2. It is trash of the highest order. If possible, I hate it even more than the first one.
You know I expected more from you - I thought you'd be smarter than this.
I liked it more than the first one. The first one being an abortion of the highest order. It had one Predator, a Predalien and lots of aliens wrecking kids and adults alike.
Think about it now. Jason as Dutch, Gene Hackman as the general. That guy from the Marine as Blain. Dude from Dirty as Poncho. Will Smith as Dillon. Billy, Mac, Hawkins and the girl, I don't know.
Anyone who legitimately likes AvP 1 or 2 (the movies) should be burned at the stake, because they've obviously been meddling in something dark and unnatural. Possible witch craft if one had to guess.
The original script for the movie that was based on the comic book was totally bad ass, where the space marines go to eradicate an alien colony while at the same time a pack of predators go to the same colony for rites of passage. the humans fight the predators and both groups find themselves surrounded by aliens, forcing them to actually work together.
Why the fuck they dumped that script for the drivel they pumped out is beyond me.
The biggest problem with the AVP movies is that they took what could have been an amazing suspense-action movie like Aliens and replaced it with (in the first one) a really shitty action movie and in the second one, a really shitty horror movie.
It's unfortunate, because Aliens is probably my favourite franchise of all time. Predator is pretty damn good too, but they completely destroyed both with the really shitty films. And now, if they ever release a really good AVP movie, it will be overshadowed by the two shitty ones and it won't do nearly as well as it probably should.
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edited September 2008
I always liked Predator 2 more than the original for some reason. Maybe because there's a lot more going on.
Also:
"Okay. Who's first?"
Then again, I liked AvP also. Not amazing, but better than I expected.
I've never seen the second, and don't plan to.
Darkwarrior, have you ever been confused for a man?
If I find the time to pull my massive testicles out of the way so that I can cross my legs in order to better contemplate your question, I shall respond.
And as an aside, that's really one of the most subtle ways I've ever seen to show how awesome someone is. You've got everyone else on the dropship yelling and hollering and freaking out. Hicks is taking a nap.
Darkwarrior, have you ever been confused for a man?
If I find the time to pull my massive testicles out of the way so that I can cross my legs in order to better contemplate your question, I shall respond.
You should probably see a doctor about that, it might not be as healthy as you think.
The best part of Aliens is in the deleted scenes, those sentry guns man. Sentry guns.
Where all you can see is the electronic ammo counter going down? Good stuff.
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I may not think that the 3rd and 4th Alien movies are very good, but they at least resemble the canon of the Aliens stuff. I can at least accept them as being within the Alien universe despite wishing they'd been something else.
But the AvP stuff is downright criminal. No joke, somebody should go to jail for making those movies and somebody else should go to jail for licensing out those IPs to Director (or Producer Shithead, or whoever Shithead) Shithead. There's only one good way to deal with that garbage.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Actually... I wouldn't mind seeing that remake.
Oh c'mon. The first one sure but at least the second made them fucking evil creatures again instead of pets and buddy cops respectively. The pregnant woman in the hospital didn't exactly get up and whoop Alien Queen booty if you know what I'm saying. The major problem with that film is it made the humans into the main characters and as such, the aliens were represented as slasher killers. They don't drag people through windows and gut them, they take them away to be impregnated.
If you cover yourself with axle grease the Predator can't grab you
DO NOT defend AvP 2. It is trash of the highest order. If possible, I hate it even more than the first one.
You know I expected more from you - I thought you'd be smarter than this.
I liked it more than the first one. The first one being an abortion of the highest order. It had one Predator, a Predalien and lots of aliens wrecking kids and adults alike.
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THIS STUFF'LL MAKE YOU A GOD DAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS, JUST LIKE ME
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Why the fuck they dumped that script for the drivel they pumped out is beyond me.
It's unfortunate, because Aliens is probably my favourite franchise of all time. Predator is pretty damn good too, but they completely destroyed both with the really shitty films. And now, if they ever release a really good AVP movie, it will be overshadowed by the two shitty ones and it won't do nearly as well as it probably should.
Also:
"Okay. Who's first?"
Then again, I liked AvP also. Not amazing, but better than I expected.
I've never seen the second, and don't plan to.
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Lance Henrikssen has aswell hasn't he?
What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
Random trivia: Henriksen was originally pegged for the Terminator role. They originally wanted it to be some everyday man that blended in.
But Ahnuld impressed everyone with his robotic acting!
Aliens Vs Predator Vs Terminator (arnold) vs Paxton. Subtitle: Revenge of Bill.
I'd watch that. So hard.
Don't they have a comic on that? I think Dark Horse makes it.
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Based on your edit it has no Paxton and thus fails horribly.
He was in AvP
fixed.
Electronic composer for hire.
"I ain't got time to bleed."
Shit I need to watch Predator again.
this shit'll make you a god damnned sexual tyrannasaurus
just like me
If I find the time to pull my massive testicles out of the way so that I can cross my legs in order to better contemplate your question, I shall respond.
And as an aside, that's really one of the most subtle ways I've ever seen to show how awesome someone is. You've got everyone else on the dropship yelling and hollering and freaking out. Hicks is taking a nap.
You should probably see a doctor about that, it might not be as healthy as you think.
Where all you can see is the electronic ammo counter going down? Good stuff.
I haven't seen AvP so I don't know if he was killed in that or not.
Bishop wasn't actually killed in Aliens - they reactivate him in Alien 3.
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