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Fuck My Life
Alpine
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It's like Bash but with nothing but people telling short embarrassing stories, there's some that are just pure gold
So why does your life fucking suck SE++?
Or just post funny ones you find, there's a random page at the top.
It's like Bash but with nothing but people telling short embarrassing stories, there's some that are just pure gold
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML
So why does your life fucking suck SE++?
Or just post funny ones you find, there's a random page at the top.
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and life is pretty good I guess
Brand recognition
Damn this thread is better than a magic 8 ball for deciding things.
Is Watchmen actually really good cause I have nothing better to do tonight
GO GO GO
it's great.
Hahaha, ice cold burn!
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Wait I'm doing it wrong.
It's good enough.
Mentally picture it
DO IT
Going to get some lunch, then I'm gonna curl up on the couch with the girl and watch O Brother Where Art Thou, and then later I'm gonna play some co-op Dawn of War II with my roommate.
but i am literally broke
got about $3 to my name right now, and that's laundry money
so i gotta find one of my friends willing to let me mooch $10 off them
thats pretty devious
Like, I cannot stop myself thinking "yeah, I could write horrible things too, not convinced"
And then I remember all the horrible shit that has actually happened to people I know and I feel kind of guilty
Curious - my google toolbar, and youtube too, definitely auto complete with things I did not search for.
'fli' gave me:
flickr
flight times
flight of the conchords (that was me
flip video
etc.
Just saying.....
I agree. I always considered that the easiest and most reliable way to get Radio 1 to play anything pre-2004 would be to write into Jo Whiley's 'Changing Tracks' and claim that my parents were shot dead at a Pixies concert.
Been there. Except I don't know anyone here that I could mooch off.
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line.
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I proceeded to stretch out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
i get em sometimes
they're fucking unpleasant is what they are
for instance type "how is" and one of the autocompelte suggestions is "how is babby formed".
There's a book in my store called "F*** it", exactly like that on the cover.
When you scan it through the register it comes up "FUCK it" and prints that on the receipt too. I like that.
I like to think the person who had to put it on the system did that on purpose.
Goddamn.
HAhahahahahahahaha
Today, I found out that my best friend had been sleeping with my girlfriend, because he had drunkenly puked over her nightrobe and I noticed the stains were still around after two washes. FML
Today, I wrote up a couple of fake FML stories just to test my prognosis. God I am a sad bastard. FML
Today, I had to edit those fake FML stories because I can't fucking spell. FML
when we used to take posts off of grouphug and illustrate them in ms paint
these leave less room for imagination and are less funny as a result
hahahahahahhahahaha