ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
It was called 3.
Interestingly, it was about that many times longer than it needed to be.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
ceres I dunno if it's an option for you but you can always put together like, a mixed tape or some such in the meantime for your Satanee!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
I am home.
There is a parcel on my computer table!
It is heavy...
I'm gonna open it!!
Ooh, it's big!!
Whoa I got SporkAndrew for my Sataneriserer!
Lemme just unwrap this, and...
World, let it be known that SporkAndrew is the bees knees. The best, the greatest, the most magnificent. Thank you very much good sir, I love my present to bits! I've wanted this since I first became aware of its existence during the first Secret Satans I ever witnessed (2008, I believe!)
So, late last night (to me, it was actually only 11pm but I go to sleep early as I am a baby) I received an email from Steam...
Since it says "THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING" I can only assume that this is from MY SATAN!!
WOO!!! So excited for this game, I've had it on my wishlist for a long time and never got around to picking it up for myself. Thanks Satan from Penisland!!!
World, let it be known that SporkAndrew is the bees knees. The best, the greatest, the most magnificent. Thank you very much good sir, I love my present to bits! I've wanted this since I first became aware of its existence during the first Secret Satans I ever witnessed (2008, I believe!)
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Yay, I'm glad it made its way over half the world to arrive in one piece.
There may be more on the way, or the shipping company may have dumped the box in a ditch. The tracking info has stopped updating.
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
I came home Sunday night after a Thanksgiving trip to find my mailbox stuffed with goodies.
Including what appear to be two Satan entries. There was no card or message in the packages that I could locate, so I have no clue as to who this demon lord is, only that they have excellent taste
I chuckled immensely at the shirt. I believe it may be one of the best Star Wars shirts I've laid eyes on, and I am wearing it today. The USB will become home for my Windows 8 installer.
I'm glad you liked your gifts! You caught me in the right frame of mind because I have been watching pretty much nothing but Star Trek for the past 3 months, so when I saw you wanted a tribble I was all over that.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
World, let it be known that SporkAndrew is the bees knees. The best, the greatest, the most magnificent. Thank you very much good sir, I love my present to bits! I've wanted this since I first became aware of its existence during the first Secret Satans I ever witnessed (2008, I believe!)
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Yay, I'm glad it made its way over half the world to arrive in one piece.
There may be more on the way, or the shipping company may have dumped the box in a ditch. The tracking info has stopped updating.
You're fantastic and I love you and-
Wait, what was that?
More?
MORE?!?
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
I came home Sunday night after a Thanksgiving trip to find my mailbox stuffed with goodies.
Including what appear to be two Satan entries. There was no card or message in the packages that I could locate, so I have no clue as to who this demon lord is, only that they have excellent taste
I chuckled immensely at the shirt. I believe it may be one of the best Star Wars shirts I've laid eyes on, and I am wearing it today. The USB will become home for my Windows 8 installer.
Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Hmm. The gift I sent my Satan from Amazon has been marked "out for delivery" 5 times, and once "possible delay in delivery due to extra carrier processing", whatever that means.
Don't fuck this up, Amazon!
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I saw the complete Calvin and Hobbes at Costco over the weekend for some ridiculously low price, like $30 or something
I was super tempted to get it for my satanee, but the thing is so dang heavy the shipping would have been like a million dollars.
I would have bought at least two copies of that collection.
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ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
World, let it be known that SporkAndrew is the bees knees. The best, the greatest, the most magnificent. Thank you very much good sir, I love my present to bits! I've wanted this since I first became aware of its existence during the first Secret Satans I ever witnessed (2008, I believe!)
(*) :^:
|) |) |)
Yay, I'm glad it made its way over half the world to arrive in one piece.
There may be more on the way, or the shipping company may have dumped the box in a ditch. The tracking info has stopped updating.
You're fantastic and I love you and-
Wait, what was that?
More?
MORE?!?
Well, or it's in a ditch. But it's the thought that counts.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
I saw the complete Calvin and Hobbes at Costco over the weekend for some ridiculously low price, like $30 or something
I was super tempted to get it for my satanee, but the thing is so dang heavy the shipping would have been like a million dollars.
If you are near enough to the border you can ship it in a flat rate box if it'll fit, USPS flat rate boxes are something stupid like 70lb limit. That seems like sort of a pain in the tuckus for you though!
If, by chance, you reside in the land of mystical elves and fairies known as "Great Britain", your package you sent me is residing in some USPS annex in butt-fuck Georgia.
I was not here on the 23rd to answer the door. I am currently awaiting the next convoy of slaves and mules to bring it back to me.
Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
So far the only thing I've figured out is that my person is getting homemade chocolate chip cookies.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
I actually sat on the couch reading my copy of the Calvin & Hobbes box set last night, unaware there was so much discussion about it going on here.
It is so fucking wonderful, you guys. Seriously one of my favorite possessions.
It was purchased for me by @The Geek a couple of years ago, because he is a wonderful guy. When I opened it I was seriously stunned. Absolutely blown away.
If you're looking for something fantastic for your Satan, especially if they have kids
Man. I haven't gotten my older niece anything for her birthday or Christmas yet (Christmas Eve baby), either. Four is old enough to begin to appreciate the Magic School Bus, right?
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Interestingly, it was about that many times longer than it needed to be.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
wooo
There is a parcel on my computer table!
It is heavy...
I'm gonna open it!!
Ooh, it's big!!
Whoa I got SporkAndrew for my Sataneriserer!
Lemme just unwrap this, and...
World, let it be known that SporkAndrew is the bees knees. The best, the greatest, the most magnificent. Thank you very much good sir, I love my present to bits! I've wanted this since I first became aware of its existence during the first Secret Satans I ever witnessed (2008, I believe!)
(*) :^:
|) |) |)
Plan on buying my Satan's gift on December 7th...
Since it says "THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING" I can only assume that this is from MY SATAN!!
WOO!!! So excited for this game, I've had it on my wishlist for a long time and never got around to picking it up for myself. Thanks Satan from Penisland!!!
Yay, I'm glad it made its way over half the world to arrive in one piece.
There may be more on the way, or the shipping company may have dumped the box in a ditch. The tracking info has stopped updating.
Mysst :arrow: Didgeridoo :arrow: Goose!
Sassori :arrow: bowtiedseal 2
Slacker71 :arrow: Syphyre :arrow: Metalbourne :arrow: Goatmon
SporkAndrew :arrow: chrishallet83
Stale :arrow: Tox
Sweeney Tom :arrow: Wombat!
zerzhul :arrow: lostwords 2 3
??? :arrow: Barcardi
??? :arrow: BEAST!
??? :arrow: Cilla Black
??? :arrow: Cogliostro
??? :arrow: facetious
??? :arrow: Indie Winter 2 :arrow: Ten
??? :arrow: Langly 2 3 4
??? :arrow: Naphtali
??? :arrow: Rankenphile
??? :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot
??? :arrow: Rorus Raz
??? :arrow: skettios 2
??? :arrow: Uriel 2
??? :arrow: Zonugal
The last package for my person should arrive today. Hopefully I can ship it out this weekend! Weeeeooo.
Steam
I came home Sunday night after a Thanksgiving trip to find my mailbox stuffed with goodies.
Including what appear to be two Satan entries. There was no card or message in the packages that I could locate, so I have no clue as to who this demon lord is, only that they have excellent taste
I chuckled immensely at the shirt. I believe it may be one of the best Star Wars shirts I've laid eyes on, and I am wearing it today. The USB will become home for my Windows 8 installer.
Great stuff
:^: :^: :^:
I'm glad you liked your gifts! You caught me in the right frame of mind because I have been watching pretty much nothing but Star Trek for the past 3 months, so when I saw you wanted a tribble I was all over that.
You're fantastic and I love you and-
Wait, what was that?
More?
MORE?!?
That is the best Mimobot I've ever seen
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but it was the stick blender i ordered for myself
replacement razors for my electric razor
that were for the wrong model
nowhere near as fun
Turns out it was junk mail despite the pretty envelope.
Steam
Don't fuck this up, Amazon!
I was super tempted to get it for my satanee, but the thing is so dang heavy the shipping would have been like a million dollars.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Well, or it's in a ditch. But it's the thought that counts.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
If you are near enough to the border you can ship it in a flat rate box if it'll fit, USPS flat rate boxes are something stupid like 70lb limit. That seems like sort of a pain in the tuckus for you though!
If, by chance, you reside in the land of mystical elves and fairies known as "Great Britain", your package you sent me is residing in some USPS annex in butt-fuck Georgia.
I was not here on the 23rd to answer the door. I am currently awaiting the next convoy of slaves and mules to bring it back to me.
That seems likely!
It is so fucking wonderful, you guys. Seriously one of my favorite possessions.
It was purchased for me by @The Geek a couple of years ago, because he is a wonderful guy. When I opened it I was seriously stunned. Absolutely blown away.
I have no idea when it will arrive but I'm excited all the same
Operation "Stop @tox from living like a Hobo" is underway
If you're looking for something fantastic for your Satan, especially if they have kids
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
But I'm secretly hoping my satan gets it for me instead
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Man. I haven't gotten my older niece anything for her birthday or Christmas yet (Christmas Eve baby), either. Four is old enough to begin to appreciate the Magic School Bus, right?