ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Yo that still loads, you have to link NSFW stuff.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
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suddenly regret having said NSFW okay for my gifts
SATAN I DON'T WANT THAT
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I got my first gift from President Amazon the Darkest Dark Lord! Sorry for the delay, Satan; I've been a bit sick and wasn't able to go to my post office until tonight. When I tore open the gift I fouuuund a fancy copy of Stardust by Neil Gaiman, my favourite author! And a promise of things to come!
I came home today at a reasonable hour to find not one, but two packages waiting for me. Since my cats only care if I'm offering them food or a lap to lay on, I decided to enlist some other helpers.
My daughters decided that I should open the small package first, so that's what I did. I was pleasantly surprised and amused by the contents. Satan, did you know that some of my favorite books growing up were Choose Your Own Adventure books? And that I still love the format to this day? And that every once in a while I say to myself "It would be fun to have one of those again" as I stare into the middle distance?
Next came the box. I'll get to the wrapped gift soon, but first there's this fine looking number on top. Guns, Germs, and Steel is a book I've been interested in since I first heard about it on NPR a long time ago. I'm really looking forward to this!
Now the tag, where-in I learn the identity of my Satan! @cabsy I haven't really run into you on the forums yet but you're killing it so far!
And our final gift is... Vampire: The Requiem! This goes nicely with the World of Darkness core book, which is why I assume you designated this to be opened second. I asked my daughters to "Make a vampire face."
This is all really great! Everything is just spot on and it's the perfect mix of stuff I wanted and stuff I didn't know I wanted. @cabsy thank you so much!
I'm glad you liked it all! Just so you know - the choose your own adventure book has "adult themes", just in case you thought you might let your kids read it... probably not a good choice. I was stalking you and came across a post where you said something about modules and a let's read and for some reason got it in my head that you were doing a homestuck-style 'let's play' of a choose your own adventure book??? By the time I realized you weren't actually talking about doing that, I had already decided to get it for you anyway.
I'm glad you liked it all! Just so you know - the choose your own adventure book has "adult themes", just in case you thought you might let your kids read it... probably not a good choice. I was stalking you and came across a post where you said something about modules and a let's read and for some reason got it in my head that you were doing a homestuck-style 'let's play' of a choose your own adventure book??? By the time I realized you weren't actually talking about doing that, I had already decided to get it for you anyway.
No it's perfect! And I don't mind adult themes at all. I was going to look through it first before choosing to show it to my kids anyway since I do that with everything (even the MLP comics bundle I bought today).
I'm glad you liked it all! Just so you know - the choose your own adventure book has "adult themes", just in case you thought you might let your kids read it... probably not a good choice. I was stalking you and came across a post where you said something about modules and a let's read and for some reason got it in my head that you were doing a homestuck-style 'let's play' of a choose your own adventure book??? By the time I realized you weren't actually talking about doing that, I had already decided to get it for you anyway.
No it's perfect! And I don't mind adult themes at all. I was going to look through it first before choosing to show it to my kids anyway since I do that with everything (even the MLP comics bundle I bought today).
To be fair, My Little Pony is actually secretly a grownup show anyway.
What's this? Part two of a gifting? Is that even allowed?
This is a good call. It's not something I asked for. It's not something I would buy. So, yeah, it's perfect. I love it. Plus, it gets me reading something that isn't a crime book for one.
(The 40 was not included. That is due to a second, unrelated holiday gift giving.)
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
I'm glad you liked it all! Just so you know - the choose your own adventure book has "adult themes", just in case you thought you might let your kids read it... probably not a good choice. I was stalking you and came across a post where you said something about modules and a let's read and for some reason got it in my head that you were doing a homestuck-style 'let's play' of a choose your own adventure book??? By the time I realized you weren't actually talking about doing that, I had already decided to get it for you anyway.
No it's perfect! And I don't mind adult themes at all. I was going to look through it first before choosing to show it to my kids anyway since I do that with everything (even the MLP comics bundle I bought today).
To be fair, My Little Pony is actually secretly a grownup show anyway.
Well, the old one was.
Grownups on drugs.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
So somebody on these forums did something absolutely amazing for me. I don't know if they're my satan but if they aren't then that just makes it even more incredible. I've been waiting for it to get here so I can show pictures, but now it looks like the earliest it will arrive is Friday.
In the meantime, get hype. It's probably among the most amazing gifts in the history of secret satans.
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Not gonna lie, being recognized by @Stale is a present all its own
Yesssss, give me all the secret knowledge of the Universe
There was also note in the PO Box that there was a package I needed to pick up from the counter, but being Thanksgiving I'll have to go tomorrow, so if that's from Satan, don't worry Satan!
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suddenly regret having said NSFW okay for my gifts
SATAN I DON'T WANT THAT
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Crap, where'd I put the receipt
hopefully!
I won't be seeing any of you for about 70 hours.
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Dear Satan, please don't buy me Dragon Age Inquisition tia
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
give me his copy
thx
Pro Tip: Don't let this stop ya from picking up Inquisition
I was pretty not into the original Dragon Age, but Inquisition is FANTASTIC
Also I personally loved DA2, but a lot of people don't. You can absolutely skip both 1 and 2 and jump right in to Inquisition.
Thanks so much, Internet Person!!
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I'm excitable like a puppy.
I came home today at a reasonable hour to find not one, but two packages waiting for me. Since my cats only care if I'm offering them food or a lap to lay on, I decided to enlist some other helpers.
My daughters decided that I should open the small package first, so that's what I did. I was pleasantly surprised and amused by the contents. Satan, did you know that some of my favorite books growing up were Choose Your Own Adventure books? And that I still love the format to this day? And that every once in a while I say to myself "It would be fun to have one of those again" as I stare into the middle distance?
Next came the box. I'll get to the wrapped gift soon, but first there's this fine looking number on top. Guns, Germs, and Steel is a book I've been interested in since I first heard about it on NPR a long time ago. I'm really looking forward to this!
Now the tag, where-in I learn the identity of my Satan! @cabsy I haven't really run into you on the forums yet but you're killing it so far!
And our final gift is... Vampire: The Requiem! This goes nicely with the World of Darkness core book, which is why I assume you designated this to be opened second. I asked my daughters to "Make a vampire face."
This is all really great! Everything is just spot on and it's the perfect mix of stuff I wanted and stuff I didn't know I wanted. @cabsy thank you so much!
No it's perfect! And I don't mind adult themes at all. I was going to look through it first before choosing to show it to my kids anyway since I do that with everything (even the MLP comics bundle I bought today).
To be fair, My Little Pony is actually secretly a grownup show anyway.
The best kinds of cookies are spare ribs in a BBQ rub?
I'm just on the other side of the planet so my Imp skills may be... delayed
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This is a good call. It's not something I asked for. It's not something I would buy. So, yeah, it's perfect. I love it. Plus, it gets me reading something that isn't a crime book for one.
(The 40 was not included. That is due to a second, unrelated holiday gift giving.)
Well, the old one was.
Grownups on drugs.
In the meantime, get hype. It's probably among the most amazing gifts in the history of secret satans.
A lamp with a djinni in it
A unicorn
The pics are a little blurry, sorry
Not gonna lie, being recognized by @Stale is a present all its own
Yesssss, give me all the secret knowledge of the Universe
There was also note in the PO Box that there was a package I needed to pick up from the counter, but being Thanksgiving I'll have to go tomorrow, so if that's from Satan, don't worry Satan!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
? -> Denada 1 2 3
? -> Lost Salient
? -> Bogey 1 2
? -> DrZiplock
? -> Penguin Incarnate 1 2 3
? -> Rankenphile 1 2
? -> Marathon
? -> N1tSt4lker 1 2?
? -> Abracadaniel
? -> Slacker71
? -> fightinfilipino
? -> MulysaSempronius
? -> Raijin Quickfoot
? -> Lasbrook
? -> Cello
? -> DirtyDirtyVagrant
DHS Odium -> Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy
jgeis -> Moriveth
Platypus Beirut -> Bucketman 1 2
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