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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    What, no Turtles 3 love?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Schide wrote: »
    Cowabunga!

    Bossanova!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    What, no Turtles 3 love?

    haha ...

    no

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    TMNT III was poop from a butt

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    TMNT 3 shreddered my ass and splintered my balls

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2012
    Langly is getting spoiled rotten.

    Chains:
    #pipe :arrow: Sara Lynn
    Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Noggin 2
    Blake T :arrow: Squall
    DirtyDirtyVagrant :arrow: Stale 2 :arrow: Tox 2
    Fletcher :arrow: Piggy Chimp
    Sassori :arrow: bowtiedseal 2 :arrow: HellaJeff
    Slacker71 :arrow: Syphyre :arrow: Metalbourne 2 :arrow: Goatmon
    SLyM :arrow: Bucketman
    SporkAndrew :arrow: chrishallet83 2
    Sweeney Tom :arrow: Wombat!
    Tef :arrow: Rayze
    zerzhul :arrow: lostwords 2 3

    ??? :arrow: ceres
    ??? :arrow: Hacksaw :arrow: Mysst :arrow: Didgeridoo :arrow: Goose! 2
    ??? :arrow: Barcardi 2
    ??? :arrow: BEAST!
    ??? :arrow: BusterK
    ??? :arrow: Cilla Black 2
    ??? :arrow: Cogliostro
    ??? :arrow: CrackedLens 2
    ??? :arrow: facetious
    ??? :arrow: Gatsby
    ??? :arrow: Indie Winter 2 3 :arrow: Ten :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
    ??? :arrow: Jasconius 2 3
    ??? :arrow: Langly 2 3 4 5 6!
    ??? :arrow: Naphtali
    ??? :arrow: Odin
    ??? :arrow: Rankenphile
    ??? :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot 2
    ??? :arrow: Rorus Raz
    ??? :arrow: Shazkar Shadowstorm
    ??? :arrow: skettios 2
    ??? :arrow: Uriel 2
    ??? :arrow: Zonugal

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Isn't it crazy how the worst turtles movie is about them going back in time

    but that is also the concept for the best turtles video game?

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    @Tox - I'M CALLING YOUR ASS OUT, BOY!

    The Reverend delivered unto you a message of holiday mirth and joy brought to you by Satan HIMSELF.

    Big Burly Men delivered unto you furniture so as not to let you live like a broke ass hobo.

    YOU WILL DELIVER UNTO US PICTURES OF THIS EVENT! Excuses paint not the picture that photomagicary will render.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2012
    WHAT IS THIS THAT HATH COME TO MY DOOR?
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    A cryptic poem with promises of more to come as well? I'm turgid with excitement.

    EDIT: Edited out the pic until I can black out the name. Might not want that on here. IT WILL BE BACK IN A MOMENT

    EDIT EDIT: IT'S BACK

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT "LETS"

    WHERE IS FACETIOUS HE WILL BACK ME UP HERE

    But still, yay amazon!

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    First two shipments are arranged. Need to box up the final shipment of assorted goodies and get it in the mail this week.

    SATAN, YOU ARE ON NOTICE. PREPARE TO HAVE AN ASS FULL OF GIFTING.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Meh I'm only pedantic about my own grammar these days.

    Years of being a supercilious prick during my adolescence kinda burned me out on it.

    Edit: Well okay except for some particularly egregious things. But I still generally keep it to myself.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    See I didn't really get into it until my 20's. It's not out of my system yet.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I have shipped nothing yet. However, my Santee can count on getting homemade chocolate chip cookies and some homemade lemon cookies plus something else*




    *SOMETHING ELSE TO BE DETERMINED

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    My loving wife tells me I have another parcel waiting for me at home!

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    take pictures of your package

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    :winky:

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Thanks Satan!

    Gifts were picked up on my way to work. I only saw what I believe is a real name.

    Pictures will be posted when I get home after a meeting and a holiday party.

    If only I could use the TARDIS in the package to skip the meeting.

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    IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    Man, I dont want to stretch my santa-ing to thin, But I kinda want to do SE next year.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    @Iruka has escaped across international lines. Ending pursuit protocols. Suspect @Kochikens may warrant additional investigation...

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Kochi, don't worry, I got your back.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Kochi, worry. Fyndir is at your back.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I'm always at Tynic's backside


    always

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Damn your gps tracking, Tynic. :(

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm always at Tynic's backside


    always

    Well damn, that's what that is. I thought I had barnacles.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Oh shit you guys!

    UPS just dropped off two packages, one was my ThinkGeek order, and the other another gift from my satan!

    It had the following note:

    Now at last
    the Knight arises,
    no more time
    for Satan's guises

    "Have a drink,"
    He so advices,
    "Nog and Gin
    my name comprises."


    and inside it was:

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    Alright! Thank you so much @Noggin for all the great gifts this year! For those of you that missed my earlier haul, this is what I got previously.

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    stale
    ive been trying to think of a name for my next sheep in harvest moon




    congratulations
    (tynic is the other sheep)

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm always at Tynic's backside


    always

    Well damn, that's what that is. I thought I had barnacles.

    nope, just a cripple

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Well now, how peculiar...I have just arrived home from a rather long day of work and there is a package upon my doorstep. I haven't ordered anything I says to myself. Nope, not a thing.

    So I open it up and what do I find?

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    YAAAAAAAAY!!!

    Ok, so I don't own this game, but I have played it 5 times. And in those 5 times...I haven't lost. I'm shit at board games, really. I don't like listening to rule sets and really, I just get antsy even though I enjoy sitting around playing them with friends. This one, however, has won a special place in my heart.

    Now, interestingly enough, there was no note. Not paperwork. Not a thing.

    Step forward and claim your prize, dear Satan, for the time of inappropriate ass grabs is upon you.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Stale wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm always at Tynic's backside


    always

    Well damn, that's what that is. I thought I had barnacles.

    nope, just a cripple

    Well, you know what cripple rhymes with.

    That's right. Nipple.


    Also stipple but it's probably best not to think too hard about that.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That is a good gift.

    Dominion is a fantastic game.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Oh shit you guys!

    UPS just dropped off two packages, one was my ThinkGeek order, and the other another gift from my satan!

    It had the following note:

    Now at last
    the Knight arises,
    no more time
    for Satan's guises

    "Have a drink,"
    He so advices,
    "Nog and Gin
    my name comprises."


    and inside it was:

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    Alright! Thank you so much @Noggin for all the great gifts this year! For those of you that missed my earlier haul, this is what I got previously.

    I wanted to buy that so bad today

    But I'll probably get it by Christmas so I'll just wait

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    WHOOOP WHOOOP
    GIFT POST INCOMING

    Holy shit. My satan just don't quit. This is currently waiting for me at home
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    Another ammo belt for my new Vulcan and Halo Reach!

    I've wanted to play Reach for a long ass time. I just beat Halo 4 so I'm just getting back into the universe!!!

    Also a very nice note about pestering old ladies.

    My guy finally revealed himself:

    @Rainfall !!!!!!

    Step forward and receive your sloppy blowjob! Thanks so much! All this stuff is great and it's been a blast. You rock.

    For the record, here is the entire haul:
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    THHHHHAAAAANKKK YOUUUU

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    shame that rainfall is temp banned :c

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    take pictures of your package

    I've been telling CrackedLens this for a while but he's a tease

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    holy crow, that's a sweet pile of loot

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    unban this man!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    take pictures of your package

    I've been telling CrackedLens this for a while but he's a tease

    Check your inbox

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    holy crow, that's a sweet pile of loot

    Sweet enough to get him unbanned?

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