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Singularity Satans 2014

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    That is what the doggie is thinking.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I have everything to send to my victim satanee. I just have to wait on the arrival of the slime-green wrapping paper I settled on.

    I hope you're prepared rookie. You're about to be recruited!

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I ordered something for my satanee and got a range of about a week for when the thing may show up. So here's hoping it's on the sooner side. >>

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    @Sheri‌ i'm glad the size worked out! i was afraid you might already have it!

    there's one more thing that should be headed your way...

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Shopping complete, now to get to the post office.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm the very model of a modern major general

    I'm dead!

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Also, after getting a suggestion from my sister, I have acquired Kayla's Christmas gift.

    Nothing but the finest, for my youngest niece.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    I am honestly pretty jealous of the cool shit kids get now.

    I would have LOVED this back in the day.

    To be fair, I have fond memories of the Party Wagon.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    launching pizzas at shredder like it was going out of style

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    I laughed so hard when the Wagon and Blimp showed up in Turtles Forever.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    @Sheri‌ i'm glad the size worked out! i was afraid you might already have it!

    there's one more thing that should be headed your way...

    AIEEEEE! <3

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    As someone who still has all his Turtle toys, the Party Wagon is still awesome.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Physical gift assembled. Just need to add some packing peanuts and get things in the mail.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I wish all my Kenner action figures didn't get donated to a school yard sale but I can't imagine having to tote them around from place to place every time I move.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2014
    So, Satan, I admit since classes ended this week I have been in a video game coma

    But something dark and sinister drove the united states postal service to deliver to me on a sunday night, and I cannot ignore such an omen

    Behold! Pictures of the Dark Lord's Bounty
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    Thank you so much Satan! The game looks like a lot of fun and I had my eye on it to get after the new year, and I am going to start reading the book tonight, it looks really neat!

    Kwoaru on
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    That is a good book.

    Your Satan has done good work.

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    QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    I just spent 150 on beer for some gifts.

    These include a dark sour from 2010, a barleywine aged in Bourbon Barrels from 2009, A Belgian ale from 2006 (which is very difficult to get in the US), and another barleywine from 1997.

    ...I might have gone overboard a bit.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    QuickSnap wrote: »
    I just spent 150 on beer for some gifts.

    These include a dark sour from 2010, a barleywine aged in Bourbon Barrels from 2009, A Belgian ale from 2006 (which is very difficult to get in the US), and another barleywine from 1997.

    ...I might have gone overboard a bit.

    I'm gonna say no you didn't

    mostly because i hope i'm your satanee

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Now I'm thirsty

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    QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    QuickSnap wrote: »
    I just spent 150 on beer for some gifts.

    These include a dark sour from 2010, a barleywine aged in Bourbon Barrels from 2009, A Belgian ale from 2006 (which is very difficult to get in the US), and another barleywine from 1997.

    ...I might have gone overboard a bit.

    I'm gonna say no you didn't

    mostly because i hope i'm your satanee
    Sassori wrote: »
    Now I'm thirsty

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    From left to right: Gouden Carolus Cuvee Keizer '06, Thomas Hardy's Ale '05 (I have 2 of these), Fish Leviathan Barleywine '06, Pike Brewing Company's Old Bawdy Barleywine '97, New Belgian Dark Kriek '10, Regenboog 't Smisje Calva Reserva '08 (two of these as well) and North Coast Old Stock Bourbon '09.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I wish all my Kenner action figures didn't get donated to a school yard sale but I can't imagine having to tote them around from place to place every time I move.

    On the one hand yeah it is a pain. On the other hand, I still have all of my Ghostbusters action figures, Ecto-1 and Firehouse!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mmmmmm... Beer.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Barcardi wrote: »
    I got a note from the gatosatan with a tracking number!

    That showed up today as in the form of a gift from @Goatman‌

    I have been laughing and stuffing my face since.

    What have we here:
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    Oh Fudge!
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    In hindsight, it probably wasnt the best idea to open this in front of a few other people, cuz now I have some explaining to do.
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    All the dicks are now being consumed. The fudge is wonderful! Thank you Goatman

    Eeeexcellent.

    I only just noticed this post because I did an egosearch for my temporary satan account, not realizing you had literally posted about my present yesterday.

    Probably because I am goatmon, not goatman, so I wasn't alerted by your @ tag. :P

    Glad you're enjoying the treats!



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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Goatmon, yout handwriting is exactly the same as mine on every letter. It's uncanny.

    And an a++ gift!

    Honestly, I was kind of astounded at how big of a laugh my family got out of the cookie dicks when I was preparing them.

    They couldn't stop laughing about it.

    At one point my sister just kinda rolled her eyes, all

    "A house full of women and you make cookie penises."

    Also, the next day after I packed up all the cookies, I had some leftover dough and asked Hannah and Emily (My nieces) if they wanted any cookies.

    Emily: Will they be penises?

    Me: Not unless you want them to be.

    Emily: Yeah, no thanks just regular cookies please. :P

    Also my Mom had a laugh showing my sister the initial cookie sheet that was just layered with cookie dick from end to end.

    I really should have gotten a photo of that one.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Seriously this fudge is delicious!

    Yeah, I think that's the best batch I've made.

    Last time I did that particular variety I used peppermint extract, which is fine! it gives it a nice peppermint flavor, but doesn't add any texture.

    This time I just dumped a whole bunch of peppermint bits into the white chocolate, which I think turned out much better.

    I'll be making another batch of that for Christmas with the family.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    A package has arrived at my residence.

    I'm at work right now, so I can't open it, and it might be something else, as my roommate has recently made some purchases using my Amazon account.

    But it is there. It has made it inside, courtesy of said roommate. It awaits, hungrily.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    A curious UPS package arrived, could it be a gift?
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    Yes it would appear I have been visited by A Dark Lord
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    TIGER!!!
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    OH man this is awesome! I am going to get a ton of use out of this!

    Sorry for the huge photos, I got them with my phone and that is just the default size. (it also appears I need to clean my fingernails)

    Tallahasseeriel on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I've got a beef roast in the freezer I was planning on doing in the oven that I might have to try in this here crock pot instead.

    Ever since my old one broke that is just what I had been doing with that kinda stuff.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    crock pots are pretty sweet

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    My parents bought that exact model two weeks ago.

    They are quite happy with it.

    And they gifted me their old one.
    Which I am also quite happy with.

    Because crock pots are awesome.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    To my Satan,

    I will be away from my home starting tomorrow till next Monday, to visit my gf's family! If your stuff arrives during that time, I will be unable to open them. Please be patient, I will get to them as soon as I can! Thanks in advance! xoxoxo

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Crockpots are so great.

    Having a slow cooker and a time delayed rice cooker working in tandem is like having a private chef and butler who has dinner ready for you as soon as you get home.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Crockpots are so great.

    Having a slow cooker and a time delayed rice cooker working in tandem is like having a private chef and butler who has dinner ready for you as soon as you get home.

    yeah, I'm looking at this setup after christmas/taxes

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    @Neville

    ? -> Lost Salient
    ? -> Bogey 1 2
    ? -> Penguin Incarnate 1 2 3
    ? -> Rankenphile 1 2 3
    ? -> Abracadaniel 1 2
    ? -> Slacker71
    ? -> fightinfilipino -> Sheri
    ? -> Raijin Quickfoot
    ? -> Lasbrook 1 2
    ? -> Cello
    ? -> DirtyDirtyVagrant 1 2 -> Plut
    ? -> Tox 1 2
    ? -> Kwoaru 1 2
    ? -> Tankhammer
    ? -> jgeis -> Moriveth -> DaMoonRulz 1 2
    ? -> Sal 1 2

    Princess Bubblegum -> Bucketman 1 2
    Thetheroo -> Uriel -> MulysaSempronius 1 2
    cabsy -> Denada 1 2 3
    lostwords -> Okami
    Sassori -> Marathon 1 2
    Karrde1842 -> noggin -> N1tSt4lker 1 2 3
    Goose! -> TheRoadVirus 1 2 -> DHS Odium 1 2 3 -> Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy
    Psykoma -> CorporateLogo
    rainfall -> naphtali -> DrZiplock 1 2 3
    QuickSnap -> Karrde1842
    Sweeney Tom -> EGreco -> #pipe
    Kadith -> Nogs
    Goatmon -> Barcardi

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Is that most everybody accounted for?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We have 3 crock pots including one that is three small crock pots in one. My wife wants to replace them with the new ones that all connect together with one power source.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    So far 39 out of 79 participants have received a gift from their Satan.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I have all of my Satanee's gifts sitting in my amazon cart...just waiting for me to get paid.

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    PB you are amazing.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    lostwords wrote: »
    To my Satan,

    I will be away from my home starting tomorrow till next Monday, to visit my gf's family! If your stuff arrives during that time, I will be unable to open them. Please be patient, I will get to them as soon as I can! Thanks in advance! xoxoxo

    Dear Satan of @‌lostwords

    Feel free to send me his gifts for compensation of stealing my roommate because he is a big ol jerk and likes to do gross things like hold her hand and kiss her face.

    Sassori on
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