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Secret Satans 2013 - SE++ Edition

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    N1tSt4lker wrote: »
    I have a local one! I'm already plotting gift card use! :-D

    Super sweet! Enjoy the reads and eats!

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Satan has struck again.

    I've been really sick all week, my health has not been great as of late, so when the UPS guy dropped off this huge box from Amazon, I didn't immediately open it. However once I did I saw all of this

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    Thank you Z.J. It really made me smile, and I really appreciate it.

    "I hope these gifts bring you one step closer to creating the ultimate body and Destroying the world. Until then, Merry Christmas! -Sagat Satan"

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Shit, Sagat Satan is branching out of the Steam thread.

    I am ... afraid.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Oh man

    Gimme all dat dewalt gear

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Shit, Sagat Satan is branching out of the Steam thread.

    I am ... afraid.

    Who is Sagat Satan? I friended him so as not to be rude, but now I'm worried.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    @sal records show deliveries were made.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Shit, Sagat Satan is branching out of the Steam thread.

    I am ... afraid.

    Who is Sagat Satan? I friended him so as not to be rude, but now I'm worried.

    An excellent question, my orbital friend. Who indeed?


    Wait, you what? Oh, oh no...

    You poor, naive, fool. I'll miss your puzzles the most.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    HAPPY MERRY CRISMAS TO MEEEE

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    Thank you @Bucketman! We are watching Into Darkness RIGHT NOW

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    the companion gift didn't ship straight from Amazon, but it should be there in a few days

    Then we need photographic proof @langly

    (also credit where it's due @sheri helped me come up with the combo)

    Totes forgot this convo

    Went back through my texts

    It's gonna be A++

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    P.S. I included crochet hooks cuz I got no kitties

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    @sal records show deliveries were made.

    Yep, a package arrived at my parents house! I was going to pick it up tonight but I ended up working 14 hours today and didn't have time. Should be able to grab it tomorrow!

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2013
    Overnight updates:

    Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Nullzone :arrow: Karrde1842 :arrow: Lasbrook 2 3
    Blake T :arrow: Sal
    Bucketman :arrow: Sheri 2
    CrackedLens :arrow: Poorochondriac 2 3 :arrow: lostwords
    DaMoonRulz :arrow: Isoldae 2 3 4 5 6 7 :arrow: Tonkka
    Flarne :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You
    Gizzy: :arrow: Noggin :arrow: pooka
    Katith :arrow: Crimson King 2 :arrow: NeoToma
    Legba :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
    MetroidZoid :arrow: Tox 2 3 :arrow: N1tSt4lker :arrow: Sassori 2 3 Total :arrow: Hacksaw 2
    mully :arrow: QuickSnap :arrow: #pipe
    Naphtali :arrow: Wombat!! 2 3
    PA Jamie :arrow: JimBobTheMonkey
    Platypus Beirut :arrow: Mysst 2 :arrow: Rayze 2
    PRD :arrow: neville 2
    Skeith :arrow: jgeis :arrow: Marathon
    SporkAndrew :arrow: Slacker71 2 :arrow: Nogs
    Uriel :arrow: godmode

    ??? :arrow: Abracadaniel :arrow: Langly
    ??? :arrow: Barcardi :arrow: Fishman
    ??? :arrow: Bucketman
    ??? :arrow: cabsy :arrow: Veldrin 2
    ??? :arrow: fightinfilipino
    ??? :arrow: KetBra :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot
    ??? :arrow: Marth
    ??? :arrow: N1tSt4lker
    ??? :arrow: Rankenphile
    ??? :arrow: Robert Khoo
    ??? :arrow: Schide
    ??? :arrow: Shazkar Shadowstorm :arrow: Caulk Bite 6
    ??? :arrow: skettios
    ??? :arrow: THESPOOKY 2
    ??? :arrow: thetheroo 2
    ??? :arrow: Usagi 2 3
    ??? :arrow: Veretas 2! 3

    Hey, @MetroidZoid you're about 15 days from "pictures tonight!" Post an actual gift post so we can connect some chains!

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I sent thing...two things. But Amazon decided to send one right away and the other will take whenever the fuck they feel like it.

    Sorry Satanee...you will eventually get your whole gift.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Part 2 came in the mail last week, but I have been so busy with work I haven't posted pics till now. My mysterious benefactor gifted me rocks glasses, whisky stones, a small glass ice bucket, and a sweet glass container for putting my bourbon in.

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    Another code was enclosed, but I am going to take one more crack at solving it before I post it.

    Well, Satan, you have bested me. I have no idea how to crack this code.
    vKp4rlw

    That came with part 2 and I have no idea how to decode it.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Looks like maybe an imgur ending

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    ...I'm right ^^

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    oh you are the worst/best

    I cannot believe I didn't think of that

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Now I'm mad at myself

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    the imgur is a qr code of another imgur of a mirror showing the qr code that is actually YOU

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    that QR code is awesome
    and whoever is doing that is awesome

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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    I have just spent a ridiculous amount on christmas gifts today.

    I'm really happy that for once, I'm not poor as shit for christmas and can do that kind of thing.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    I GOT A PRESENT DELIVERY
    pics are a comin

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    So I got off the plane and made my way home today, when suddenly...
    A WILD PACKAGE APPEARS!
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    THE VICIOUS HOUNDS GUARDING THE PREMISES TOIL FERVENTLY TO LOOSEN THE UNHOLY BINDINGS.
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    AND WHAT'S THIS?
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    THEY ARE TRULY BLESSED FOR THEIR DEVOUT WORKS.
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    WAIT, NO HOOVER, THAT ISN'T WHAT IT'S FOR! CEASE THIS UNNATURAL BOND.
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    A DARK WARNING FROM THE SHRIEKING PITS.
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    A MIGHTY TALE OF SCHADENFREUDE AND LOUD NOISES IN THE HIGHEST OF DEFS AND DEES. WE ARE PLEASED.
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    ONE SINISTER MESSAGE REMAINS.
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    WRITINGS PERFECT FOR THE EARS AND MIND OF MY BROTHER'S SON. SPLENDID!
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    Thank you so much @Cabsy, this was great!

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    The wonderful @The Geek and @LuvCherie swung by this fine evening and made a delivery...
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    My Satan has gifted me some jewelry crafted by the one and only @LuvCherie!
    The earrings are a wonderful color and the necklace was made from a magic card~ (which of course was included ;))

    Many thanks mystery Satan! :bz

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    Sorry for the lack of unwrapping photos... I was excited :oops:

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    That is a truly awesome jewellery. I heartily approve.

    In the meantime, I have received a gift.. in fact several gifts, drawn up so fresh from the depths of hell as to be Steaming. Post in a short moment.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Sorry for the delay, while I was screencapping, the man with my Friday night Pizza knocked at the door so I had to go eat a meatlovers.


    But before that, I had been playing a quick round of Burnout: Paradise and when I drop out, what do I find waiting for me?

    It appears to be some kind of popup dialog vying for my attention.
    Oh! I have received a gift!



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    Oh, Monaco! I haven't tried it, but I've heard very good things. Excellent things, in fact. One of the Indie darlings of the year, which is great, because I love me some Indie gaming.
    And I can plan. Be tactical. Cunning, and deliberate. I like deliberate. I like it very much. Yes I think this will be very satisf.... wait, there's more?



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    Oooh, Wolf Among Us. Yes, I've been looking forward to this for a long time. A long time. I have a love/hate thing going with Episodic Adventure games, where I love the Adventure and hate the wait between Episodes. It's that sweet caress of longing and denial and reward, the anticipation and waiting for such sweet, sweet... *cough*
    ....Umm, back to the topic. Yes, Telltale are on form at the moment, and I've really been interested in the Fables world for a long time, and I think this is going to be an excellent fit for my sweetspot of rich fantasy and mystery escapis.... hold on, we're not done?



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    Oh, oh no. You know what you've done, Satan? The base game nearly devoured me, swallowing me up in its streamlined tactical experience. There'll be no escape for me this time. No, it'll be goodbye to Fishman, succumbed to temptation and dragged down into the abyss of Barrens of Doom and Despair, also known as Ironman/Impossible. The bittersweet temptations of the dark lord, indeed. I will love it, even as it spurns and tortures me. XCOM. I can't wait.

    And all together with message:
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    Did you just use the word delicious? I think you used the word delicious. And deliciousness is one of my favourite things. Mmm, deliciousness. I look forward to the sweet agony of deliciousness at the end of the sweet
    agony of the indeterminable wait. The longing, the delightful need... *cough*


    Many estimable thanks and soul's damnation to my Satan @Bacardi!

    EDIT: Man, why did they have to change the layout of imageshack now? Pics fixed.

    Fishman on
    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Candy.

    Candy is delicious.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    I should probably also click 'accept gift on that dialog now, huh? They've been open for like, an hour now.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    Parts one and two have been sent for my satan

    I won't be able to send the final part until after christmas, but I'm sure these things will tide them over until then

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Herein i discover that steam gift messages are limited to 160 characters.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Hhhhhey @poorochondriac

    Did that thing arrive? It says it was delivered D:

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    oh my lord, something horrible has happened! something satanic

    my satan has gifted me the first three books in peter v. brett's demon cycle series on kindle! thank you mysterious dark lord!

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So I got off the plane and made my way home today, when suddenly...
    A WILD PACKAGE APPEARS!
    6GVEcRE.jpg
    THE VICIOUS HOUNDS GUARDING THE PREMISES TOIL FERVENTLY TO LOOSEN THE UNHOLY BINDINGS.
    L8bYg5d.jpg
    rRR1tCN.jpg
    AND WHAT'S THIS?
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    THEY ARE TRULY BLESSED FOR THEIR DEVOUT WORKS.
    bVkqz3S.jpg
    WAIT, NO HOOVER, THAT ISN'T WHAT IT'S FOR! CEASE THIS UNNATURAL BOND.
    aj4LuZn.jpg
    A DARK WARNING FROM THE SHRIEKING PITS.
    xFItW3w.jpg
    A MIGHTY TALE OF SCHADENFREUDE AND LOUD NOISES IN THE HIGHEST OF DEFS AND DEES. WE ARE PLEASED.
    8QTDG2Z.jpg
    ONE SINISTER MESSAGE REMAINS.
    PxRuXrO.jpg
    WRITINGS PERFECT FOR THE EARS AND MIND OF MY BROTHER'S SON. SPLENDID!
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    Thank you so much @Cabsy, this was great!

    Oh my god I'm so happy, amazon had just told me that this package was lost and I was afraid I was going to have to give you kindle books instead

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Hey @abracadaniel Thor is ballin

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    noice

    need to check that out

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, package got sent yesterday, arrival estimated Monday or Tuesday.

    Everything according to plan.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    I totally got something yesterday, but it was late and the baby was super fussy, so it stayed mostly unopened. Just posting in case Satan was wondering if his hellish items made it to this realm.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    i have sent something digital, Satanee, so that you'd have something before Christmas. but the bulk of your pressies is still being crafted, and between work and other obligations (and now, travel,) i hope you embrace "better late than never." late being probably late January, given shipping from my city.

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