The first year I did satans I was super worried because o got Viv and I didnt know her well abd she was this big forum deal and I had to send to china. I got her a bunch of zombie themed stuff and then a friend clued me in on chinese culture and vote that stuff was disrespectful to the dead and I was terrified I offended her and was waiting to get ripped into and banned. Turns out viv is just awesome
To clarify any confusion im not favlauds Satan, I just wanted to send him an awesome gift.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
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HOLY SHIT!
fuck the picture, but I assure you satansimp@gmail.com, I got your gift and you are awesome.
That means either Kate Upton is giving me a BJ next or Phillies tickets. I should have asked for a million dollars or maybe super powers, but Far Cry 3 is still awesome as hell.
I'm going to see how well this thing works. As of 11, two full cups of coffee have been put inside of it. Gunna see how long it stays hot. I'm excited! This is a silly thing to be excited for!
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Zojirushi is really nice. I have a thermos of theirs that I am in love with times about a million.
I guess it's probably not called a thermos unless it's made by Thermos but I don't know what else to call it. Thermal coffee carrying device. 가져가는 머그. Whatever.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Secret satan had a surprise for me outside my door this morning! A mysterious package! :O
As I don't own a camera, I can't take pictures, but suffice to say that the unboxing was done neatly and with the greatest of care for the amazon box
it really wasn't
Inside I found my very own Zojirushi mug, as advertised by the official Zojirushi company broadcast, The Giant Bombcast!
Again, no camera, but here is an image of its magnificence. (seriously this thing is awesome, thank you so much santa!)
Edit: I guess the forums don't work with imageshack very well and imgur errored out uploading it. I'll try something else.
Edit2: oh here we go, it mysteriously worked now.
No lie, I'm currently being a shitter poster while taking my morning dump on the company dime. Seeing that picture on my iPhone, I immediately thought you got a flesh light for secret satan,
AHHHH!!!! Shazkar has shamed my Satan into being too generous! And a "true package"!?!? Oh god. Wtf.
My only plans this weekend involved gift shopping but now it looks like my weekend is all tied up, WOO!
Thank you Satan!!!! I would like to kiss you and all the penis' in your land!
I guess Freaky Friday wasn't enough of a clue for you guys. I'm pretty disappointed. May have to call it.
@Indie Winter you don't want to disappoint your Satan!
oh gosh, completely missed this
I'm terrible at these puzzles! I tried solving them and I simply cannot
if it wasn't for the generosity of strangers I still wouldn't have cracked the first one
(come to think of it if it wasn't for the generosity of strangers I wouldn't have even been sent the first one)
so I've given up! My satan, unless he decides to reveal himself, shall always be a mystery.
he is also incredibly and awesome and completely worthy of the praise myself and others have given him
but, still
a mystery
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I have to go get wrapping paper and card stock and soon the gift will be sent!
OH GLORIOUS XMAS.
One of the more prophetic posts you've made, eh Stale?
@neville
I'm a bit confused about Favlaud's, though. He says thanks to Bendery but Bendery is already called for..
Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Noggin 2 :arrow: Naphtali 2
Blake T :arrow: Squall
DirtyDirtyVagrant :arrow: Stale 2 :arrow: Tox 2 3
Fletcher :arrow: Piggy Chimp
Franko :arrow: Aphostile
Lost Salient :arrow: smof
Rainfall :arrow: CrackedLens 2 3
Sassori :arrow: bowtiedseal 2 3 :arrow: HellaJeff
SLyM :arrow: Bucketman
Sweeney Tom :arrow: Wombat!
Tef :arrow: Rayze
zerzhul :arrow: lostwords 2 3
??? :arrow: ceres 2 :arrow: Okami
??? :arrow: Hacksaw :arrow: Mysst :arrow: Didgeridoo :arrow: Goose! 2
??? :arrow: Barcardi 2
??? :arrow: BEAST!
??? :arrow: BusterK
??? :arrow: Cilla Black 2
??? :arrow: Cogliostro
??? :arrow: DrZiplock
??? :arrow: facetious
??? :arrow: Gatsby
??? :arrow: Indie Winter 2 3 :arrow: Ten :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
??? :arrow: Jasconius 2 3
??? :arrow: Langly 2 3 4 5 6!
??? :arrow: Odin
??? :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot 2 3 4 5
??? :arrow: Rorus Raz
??? :arrow: Shazkar Shadowstorm
??? :arrow: skettios 2
??? :arrow: Slacker71 :arrow: Syphyre :arrow: Metalbourne 2 :arrow: Goatmon :arrow: Rankenphile 2
??? :arrow: Uriel 2 3
??? :arrow: Zonugal :arrow: SporkAndrew :arrow: chrishallet83 2
Also I'm pretty sure he emailed me IMMEDIATELY after winning cuz it was sent at like 10:40 pm Seattle time. I assume he was VERY EXCITED.
I wish I knew how much it went for! I felt it was poor form to ask him.
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So your last name is Lang?
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You guys are just the sweetest! Good work everyone.
This is a pretty great post.
I thought so too, but apparently some folks just don't like linguistic puns.
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fuck the picture, but I assure you satansimp@gmail.com, I got your gift and you are awesome.
That means either Kate Upton is giving me a BJ next or Phillies tickets. I should have asked for a million dollars or maybe super powers, but Far Cry 3 is still awesome as hell.
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As I don't own a camera, I can't take pictures, but suffice to say that the unboxing was done neatly and with the greatest of care for the amazon box
Inside I found my very own Zojirushi mug, as advertised by the official Zojirushi company broadcast, The Giant Bombcast!
Again, no camera, but here is an image of its magnificence. (seriously this thing is awesome, thank you so much santa!)
Edit: I guess the forums don't work with imageshack very well and imgur errored out uploading it. I'll try something else.
Edit2: oh here we go, it mysteriously worked now.
i agree
I guess it's probably not called a thermos unless it's made by Thermos but I don't know what else to call it. Thermal coffee carrying device. 가져가는 머그. Whatever.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Looks like a great impromptu bludgeon too! Cool gift.
No lie, I'm currently being a shitter poster while taking my morning dump on the company dime. Seeing that picture on my iPhone, I immediately thought you got a flesh light for secret satan,
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and i called my credit card company and there is no problems on their end
It is definitely Not the intended use. I haven't thoroughly read the booklet it came with, but I'm pretty sure it's No Dicks Allowed in there.
thanks shazkar!!!! such a sweet message along with the game!
It took me three or four tries when I went to gift Metal yesterday, their purchasing system might just be swamped
no, usagi
you're fucking rad ok
STEAM!
oh god
AHHHH!!!! Shazkar has shamed my Satan into being too generous! And a "true package"!?!? Oh god. Wtf.
My only plans this weekend involved gift shopping but now it looks like my weekend is all tied up, WOO!
Thank you Satan!!!! I would like to kiss you and all the penis' in your land!
He's a liar. Don't waste your time.
I will, however, actually offer services in exchange for presents.
oh gosh, completely missed this
I'm terrible at these puzzles! I tried solving them and I simply cannot
if it wasn't for the generosity of strangers I still wouldn't have cracked the first one
(come to think of it if it wasn't for the generosity of strangers I wouldn't have even been sent the first one)
so I've given up! My satan, unless he decides to reveal himself, shall always be a mystery.
he is also incredibly and awesome and completely worthy of the praise myself and others have given him
but, still
a mystery
Different kanji! The name of the game is a pun. But yes, that game made me happy in all kinds of places because it was gorgeous.
Depends on the task I guess.
Or if there is a special request by the gifter.
Is Jamie Lee Curtis a member on the boards? Ask her what it was like to work with Lindsay Lohan on Freaky Friday.