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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    If I can get my drunk ass out of bed I am shipping my gift out tomorrow.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    The mail says my first package has been delivered

    And also that my second one has cleared customs and is being "sent outward from blah de blah blah"

    Woohoo!

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    Gonna check the mail so hard today.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Guys! My mail came with a box today!
    Spoiler:

    There is no letter though, which means my Satan wants things to remain a mystery. Or I've been buying things while drunk again!

    DOUBLE MYSTERY WOO!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Unfortunately I can't play with it cause I had to leave straight away but it's a pretty sweet present!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    The ONE day I go out all day and of course I miss the delivery of Blake's present. Sigh.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    @Kusuguttai I hit a snag and will be mailing that package I was talking about tomorrow now.

    The snag?

    Let's just say that while shopping, I found things. And instead of getting a guaranteed 3 more presents from me before Christmas with the package, you'll now be getting 6. 8-)

    ahhhh you are too nice ahhh

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Part 1 of Satanee's gift has arrived at the local FedEx! Eeeeeee so excited to check it out!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    The ONE day I go out all day and of course I miss the delivery of Blake's present. Sigh.

    Moral of the story is don't let women out of the house?

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    oh hey I havent bought my gift yet fuck you skyrim

    gotta do that today so I can get it there before christmas

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Oh man, and a satanic email!
    Spoiler:

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Going to have to sacrifice a chicken or something in celebration!

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Sacrifice it with some mashed potatoes and garlic bread.

    Mmm Satanic sacrifice.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    My gift arrived a few days ago and I was finally home to open it last night! I will post pictures tonight.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    I'm off to run some errands, among which includes putting a package in the mail!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Yeah my neighbor just got more of what appears to be dialysis supplies.

    :( I hope that they will be okay.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Or I've been buying things while drunk again!

    I have a friend with a terrible memory, who consistently orders himself things while drunk or been up all night, forgets about them entirely and gets all excited when he gets the packages.

    It's a great system.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Package should be going out Wednesday as planned because yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay USPS had not been a dick, the postman had simply left no slip. The office had it all along!

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Since the locals at UPS took Friday off, my Satanee's package should be going out tomorrow.

    Waiting on 3 more pieces to put in their box. Wrapping up everything else now though.

    It will be beautiful and shiny and have bows and ribbons everywhere.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I just ordered my Satanee's gifts. They'll be coming from Amazon, estimated between Dec. 5th and 10th. I wish I could've shipped them to me and personalized them a bit first but money's too tight

    It's also not as grand as other gifters have been, but there could (hopefully) be more later.

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    Amazon Wishlist | Steam | 3DS: 3497-0691-2891
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    They're for me, aren't they Keith

    You bought me a TV didn't you Keith

    And a PS3 didn't you Keith

    And a giant My Little Pony statue to jack off onto

    Didn't you Keith

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    nope!

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    How big does a my little pony statue have to be to be considered giant?

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    How big does a my little pony statue have to be to be considered giant?

    20 hands

    with a fever, with a passion, when in anger or with compassion
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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    End wrote:
    Kadith wrote: »
    How big does a my little pony statue have to be to be considered giant?

    20 hands

    So, bigger than a real life Clydesdale?

    And does it have to have a marshmallow butthole?

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Keith you didn't have to make me a photo album of yourself

    But I appreciate it

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote:
    How big does a my little pony statue have to be to be considered giant?

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    End wrote:
    Kadith wrote: »
    How big does a my little pony statue have to be to be considered giant?

    20 hands

    So, bigger than a real life Clydesdale?

    as big as the record tallest horse or get out

    with a fever, with a passion, when in anger or with compassion
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Don't you just want to... stroke it?

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Santa clearly recognizes my jewish blood, sending me gifts for eight days straight. Today, my dreidel landed on gimel, and my reward was Conan on blu ray ans well as the Complete Chronicles of Conan bound in the skin of a Stygian witch! Awesome! I've been meaning to start reading the Conan stuff because low fantasy is pretty awesome, and now I have not only the means, but an excuse to do so!


    Spoiler:

    Thanks again Legba!

    zucchini on
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    That Conan book is way awesome.

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    The Howard stories are so good. so good I'd be jealous I didn't have them all already.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Oh man, they showed up together? Good stuff!

    I had to get you something Conan-ish, because I ripped off the short story in your card from the opening to one of the short stories in that collection. And while I was buying the book, I saw the movie, and, well, the rest is history.

    I feel slightly bad for getting you the new movie and not the Arnold classic, but!

    Legba on
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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    What's this, another email about an awaiting delivery?

    Oh hey, it's a nicely Amazon wrapped gift!
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    With a gift card providing hints:
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    And the wonderful gift of Settlers of Catan! I've been wanting this game for a long time, so thankyou @George Fornby Grill! It will fit my cat perfectly:
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    and I will be sure to destroy all those who oppose my settlements.

    (Also if you were trying to keep your identity secret, blame Amazon who put your name on the invoice note) :)

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I love that fat cat

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    Amazon Wishlist | Steam | 3DS: 3497-0691-2891
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Man that, game is so great. I think I've played over 100 times and only won once.

    Going to have to start spoilering the list now!
    Spoiler:

    ThreeCubed on
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  • MintMint Registered User regular
    Still working on getting my gift out the door.
    I wanted to get my Santanee's gift out faster but it will be the weekend till it goes out... probity going to be sent out semi rush.
    I keep waiting for inspiration to hit on a super awesome gift... ah well ... I shall pad my gift with Canadian delicacies.
    ha za~

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    If it's me, put some custard powder in there so I can make Nanaimo bars.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    God I love Nanaimo bars.

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