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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sorry Kieth, I'm a serious Devils fan.

    And I actively dislike the Flyers.

    I'll understand if we can't be friends anymore.

  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Boo, Devils, boo! :P

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  • KiethKieth Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Sorry Kieth, I'm a serious Devils fan.

    And I actively dislike the Flyers.

    I'll understand if we can't be friends anymore.

    It's okay. We have our differences. Still, you'll

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRNRymrv9k

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Day 29: The deliveries are few and far between. The post office must be running low on mailmen, because I am running out of room in my basement. None of these envelope jockeys carries the package I so dearly crave. Hark, a knock. A knock upon my door. But it is only another short-shorted victim to be shoved into the overflowing stairwell of my house's nether regions.

    Still no package.

    No package.

    No.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I think my first cassette was handed down to me when I was a kid from my dad

    It was Michael Bolton

    Sadly, I didn't realize and recognize how amazing Michael Bolton is/was until the first time I heard The Lonely Island song featuring him, "Jack Sparrow"

    Luckily, I have seen the light

    oh lordy.

    first CD I bought with my own money was Ace of Base - Happy Nation
    And thus it was shown I should have known I was a gay even as a freshman in high school. :3

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Bogey wrote:
    Boo, Devils, boo! :P

    just the kind of lunatic ravings I'd expect from a redwings fan

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    I think my first cassette was handed down to me when I was a kid from my dad

    It was Michael Bolton

    Sadly, I didn't realize and recognize how amazing Michael Bolton is/was until the first time I heard The Lonely Island song featuring him, "Jack Sparrow"

    Luckily, I have seen the light

    oh lordy.

    first CD I bought with my own money was Ace of Base - Happy Nation
    And thus it was shown I should have known I was a gay even as a freshman in high school. :3

    "I Saw The Sign" is one of my favorite songs ever, I sing it often in the shower, and it was my ringtone for at least 3 years

  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote:
    pretty sure the first cassette i ever bought myself was

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    i, too, regret nothing...shit was BANGALANGIN

    it also could have been a weird all tape...i do not know

    That's great. The TMNT soundtrack was my first cassette too.

    Also, what happened to Keith?

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Also, what happened to Keith?

    I'm...right here?

  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    oh hey

    odds are i'm getting the prisoner on blu-ray via parental units

    satan i'm really sorry if i'm causing you trouble

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    BEAST! wrote:
    pretty sure the first cassette i ever bought myself was

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    I think I still have mine somewhere.

    I had the cassette and video tape...

    ...of the live musical show...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGDeLkTlo_Q

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    First CD I ever bought:

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    I went to the live musical show of that. It was so damned amazing to little me (I was about 4 at the time)

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    first CDs... same purchase

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    My first CD I ever bought:

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Got the first part of my satans gift.

    Also I'm stuck downtown waiting for my gf and freezing my hands off.

  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    I want to say my first cd was offspring's americana

    cassette, I have no idea.
    I was a big fan of the custom ones my dad would make for roadtrips
    Had disney songs mixed in with Transformers, Weird Al, ACDC, etc

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    My first CD was 'Mobile Estates' by Citizen King. Yeah. Yeah.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    1st CD was the "Disney Afternoon" soundtrack. The only complaint I had was a lack of Darkwing Duck.

    Cassette was either TMNT movie soundtrack or a Batman Audiobook, I forget which though.

    Matev on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    My first CD was

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Legba on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    I think my first cassette was handed down to me when I was a kid from my dad

    It was Michael Bolton

    Sadly, I didn't realize and recognize how amazing Michael Bolton is/was until the first time I heard The Lonely Island song featuring him, "Jack Sparrow"

    Luckily, I have seen the light

    oh lordy.

    first CD I bought with my own money was Ace of Base - Happy Nation
    And thus it was shown I should have known I was a gay even as a freshman in high school. :3

    "I Saw The Sign" is one of my favorite songs ever, I sing it often in the shower, and it was my ringtone for at least 3 years

    You continue to be the best :D

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Oh god Aqua no

    it's like like 1997 is punching me in the balls

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Legba wrote:

    I will never not crack up at this guy's voice

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhoBvR1e7tA

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    There has been a horrible, horrible accident and it turns out the packages with my gifts in them were assumed to be trash when they were left outside my door and were thrown in the dumpster and compacted! Sorry Satan, whoever you are!
    Haha! Just fuckin' with ya. You shoulda seen your face!

    So I got home tonight and @VisionofClarity had retrieved my packages from the front office:
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    So let's do this thing! I always start with the small package first. :winky:
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    Holy shit, do you guys know what time it is!?
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    Well Satan, you could have just stopped here and I'd be good, but you didn't stop here, you kept going. Let's tear into this big box and see what else is in store for me tonight.
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    Bags of air! This wasn't even on my wish list! How did you know?
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    WHAT

    THE

    BALLS!

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    ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

    ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?

    Thank you Beelzebub, Prince of Lies, Most Unclean! You are awesome beyond comparison.
    You rule!

    Please reveal yourself and bask in my praise.

    THANKS SATAN

    TankHammer on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh snap, nice.

    I never did get around to playing Gamma World

    I probably never will

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Oh god Aqua no

    it's like like 1997 is punching me in the balls

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Man, I'm in love with everyone's gifts.

    Sara Lynn's haul is making me look at my Satanee's lot and realize how puny it is. I hope he/she likes it anyway.

    Updated list going to Neville:
    Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    BusterK -> Sara Lynn/2

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2/3 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    Sal -> Uriel -> Aphostile

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> neville

    ??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> TankHammer

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? ->Theidar

    ??? -> Usagi

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Two more presents arrived with one more to get here before I can wrap them all for my satanee.

    All together though while it may be eight presents at closer examination it is actually twenty items.

    I hope they enjoy it.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    hey hey satan

    go check your mail

    you live that lives west of seattle

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    man I am just

    just on tenterhooks

    it could come at any time

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    YES YES YES YES YES GAMMA WORLD

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Two more presents arrived with one more to get here before I can wrap them all for my satanee.

    All together though while it may be eight presents at closer examination it is actually twenty items.

    I hope they enjoy it.

    That's a lot of stuff.

    Also yep I'm going to be able to get all of my satans stuff locally. I'm hoping to ship out tomorrow or Saturday.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    YES YES YES YES YES GAMMA WORLD

    I'm totally gonna run a Gamma World game set in an Adventure Time-inspired setting now.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Also I had to resist buying myself something from my wishlist today.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    YES YES YES YES YES GAMMA WORLD

    I'm totally gonna run a Gamma World game set in an Adventure Time-inspired setting now.
    GOOD

    IT TOTALLY WORKS

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    To my Satan: don't buy me these pants

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    TankHammer wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    YES YES YES YES YES GAMMA WORLD

    I'm totally gonna run a Gamma World game set in an Adventure Time-inspired setting now.
    GOOD

    IT TOTALLY WORKS

    I KNOW

    THAT'S WHY I'M GON' DO IT!

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