Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

1414244464795

Posts

  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    IT'S HERE

    My mailman was sneaky and I didn't hear him, one of my neighbors knocked on my door and had it for me. YAY
    Spoiler:

    THANK YOU THANK YOU BusterK, this is an awesome box of stuff. New stuff and old stuff and stuff to put in my stomach. It's all anyone could want. :)


    Wow! Nicely done Buster!

    Usagi on
    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    Holy fuck
    That fudge


    Holy shit balls
    I am coming over to help you eat that

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Nice job Buster!

    tonkkatrikesig.jpg
    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    seriously I put it on my dresser and I can smell it from here

    chocolate forever

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Ohmygosh so much fudge!

    That's an awesome haul, @Moriveth is gonna love BusterK's choice in music. ;)

    sharasugar_80.png sharanomsugar_80.png
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I love that entire haul!

    Especially the fudge, mix CDs, Pink Panther, and David Bowie

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    when you said you got Tube's CD I knew it had to be BusterK

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    B.C. wrote:
    MUNKUS
    MUNKUS

    My other package arrived today. I am not going to open it, in the spirit of your wishes.
    I've had my room mate hide the package so as not to tempt me.

    Well, here's how it was supposed to go down.

    You receive package A: It says "Here is your gift! You will get a second one which will have the name of your secret Santa! Don't open until December 25th!" Then Package B said what you saw.

    I sent Package A express and package B with a less than standard rate to make it super slow.

    MIND. GAMES.

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): munkusbeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    @Margarazzi I updated the chain for you, as I'm bored, hope you don't mind! :)

    Chain:
    Spoiler:

    I didn't add B.C.'s second package or Schide's yet as they haven't opened theirs yet...

    Janson on
    sharasugar_80.png sharanomsugar_80.png
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Oh wow, that's amazing!

  • OkamiOkami On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    Buster gives some pretty great gifts, I got a bundle from him last year :>

    SATAN WISHLIST | SATAN POST | XBLive: OkiWolf | SS FC: 4727-0166-2556
    cFxn7.jpg
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    BusterK sent me a dinosaur-shape sandwich cutter just because before I left Seattle

    my niece stole it from me when I got back to Philly

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Just shipped out Rolo's gift! It'll arrive in 6-10 days!

  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    I got super excited when I saw a ups truck today at my complex. But sadly its not for me.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Hooray I got my Xmas av to work!

    tonkkatrikesig.jpg
    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    when you said you got Tube's CD I knew it had to be BusterK

    I wasn't aware he had a reputation for it, but when she got it this morning, I saw his sig in a recent post in the thread, and that was my guess.

    p.s. Buster, you have inadvertently given me presents. I am taking all of those CDs. Except for Tube's. I already got that one from a tape trading list, obviously.

    1LRdqui.png
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    The fudge is SUPER GOOD. This is dangerous.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I love that entire haul!

    Especially the fudge, mix CDs, Pink Panther, and David Bowie

    Yes, that is an amazing haul!

    nevillexmassig1.png
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    @Kusuguttai: I shipped my latest package today! Instead of 3 gifts which became 6 gifts, you'll now be receiving 9 gifts (!) in the package, which is supposed to be there by the 8th, supposedly at the latest! I would tell you to expect more gifts, but unless you get them for Christmas, I'm currently holding off on getting you any more planned gifts until I have saved enough money to buy you a Blu-Ray player and/or small HDTV :]
    oh good god if you do that i will literally have to suck your dick
    i will have to fly out to your location, and put my mouth on your penis
    DONT DO THIS TO ME MAN, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE AINT IN TO YAOI MAN

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I'm pretty brilliant with chopsticks most of the time
    the hardest things tend to be slippery ones, like mushrooms and udon, but rice I can do

    Mortal Sky on
    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Living in Asia seems to be a pretty surefire cure to the not-knowing-chopsticks problem.

    Muk is still incredibly hard to eat though. It's this Korean jelly made from acorns or other stuff and it is like the most embarrassing thing to try to chopstick. Stab it and it breaks apart, hold it too weakly and it slides off, too strong and it breaks and falls on the ground.

    I have solved my problem by using a spoon, which half the time Koreans do anyway, so hah.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    My first remembrance of owning a cassette is micheal jackson's Bad

    I used to jam out to smurfs albums and this one Disney disco album, like all the time. both on LP.

    Macho, Macho Duck...

    I had this same Disney album, but on cassette!

    Look out, look out for Goofy...

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    Once meat gets cooked to a tender enough point, if you have the dexterity, "cutting" it with chopsticks is a thing that you can do pretty easily. Ever picked an entire fish clean with chopsticks? Feels awesome.

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    my first cassette was a backstreet boys cassette
    my first cd was the men in black soundtrack
    I REGRET NOTHING

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Muk is still incredibly hard to eat though.

    255s8jn.jpg

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    my first CDs I bought with my own money were Spice Girls - Spice and Spiceworld

  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    This was the first music CD I ever got.

    0009362473482_500X500.jpg

    Beetlejuice_sig.jpg
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    The first cassette I bought with my own money was Ace of Base.

    Also I had to look up what that blob Pokemon was but it's not that far different from the food.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I only leant how to chopstick when I spent a month in china.

    For those first two weeks I ate slow.

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    pretty sure the first cassette i ever bought myself was

    61pSmqrnm5L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

    i, too, regret nothing...shit was BANGALANGIN

    it also could have been a weird all tape...i do not know

    BEAST! on
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Amazon shipped one part of my Satanee's gift yesterday, and looking at the pending charges on my bank account they'll be shipping the rest of the stuff together either today or tomorrow

    Still should be arriving between Dec. 8 - 10th it says

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I think my first cassette was handed down to me when I was a kid from my dad

    It was Michael Bolton

    Sadly, I didn't realize and recognize how amazing Michael Bolton is/was until the first time I heard The Lonely Island song featuring him, "Jack Sparrow"

    Luckily, I have seen the light

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I was checking my email, and hey! A gift from Secret Satan! What could it be?

    An MP3 gift of our favorite jerkface Cardboard Tube's Lewie P's Stepdad's album! I've actually never heard any of it, so that is pretty cool. There's also a note that says the rest will be arriving today. (I wouldn't have actually known who this is without Annie telling me, and saying this might get me banned forever. If so, please ban Annie too, tia.) Thank you, mystery person!

    I'm not entirely sure he wants his real name on the forums, so I won't screenshot the email or anything (his name is in the album name). Trying to be polite and whatnot.
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    IT'S HERE
    My mailman was sneaky and I didn't hear him, one of my neighbors knocked on my door and had it for me. YAY
    Spoiler:

    THANK YOU THANK YOU BusterK, this is an awesome box of stuff. New stuff and old stuff and stuff to put in my stomach. It's all anyone could want. :)

    Keith wrote:
    when you said you got Tube's CD I knew it had to be BusterK

    I wasn't aware he had a reputation for it, but when she got it this morning, I saw his sig in a recent post in the thread, and that was my guess.

    p.s. Buster, you have inadvertently given me presents. I am taking all of those CDs. Except for Tube's. I already got that one from a tape trading list, obviously.

    I used to be more private about my name but now I have it in my signature so whatevs

    I wanted to e-mail the album closer to when you would get your package delivered but this way worked out to work you into a froth

    Anyway, @Saralynn I'm glad you like your haul. Since there is no weight limit on those flat rate boxes I just started tossing stuff in there though rest assured it was all stuff I hope you will enjoy
    Lastly, sorry about that passage saying I included song files
    I was considering it but decided on sending whole albums instead and forgot to edit that part out

    BusterK on
    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My first CD was this one.

    BHyPU.jpg

    Back when there were only 151 pokemon!

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I was checking my email, and hey! A gift from Secret Satan! What could it be?

    An MP3 gift of our favorite jerkface Cardboard Tube's Lewie P's Stepdad's album! I've actually never heard any of it, so that is pretty cool. There's also a note that says the rest will be arriving today. (I wouldn't have actually known who this is without Annie telling me, and saying this might get me banned forever. If so, please ban Annie too, tia.) Thank you, mystery person!

    I'm not entirely sure he wants his real name on the forums, so I won't screenshot the email or anything (his name is in the album name). Trying to be polite and whatnot.
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    IT'S HERE
    My mailman was sneaky and I didn't hear him, one of my neighbors knocked on my door and had it for me. YAY
    Spoiler:

    THANK YOU THANK YOU BusterK, this is an awesome box of stuff. New stuff and old stuff and stuff to put in my stomach. It's all anyone could want. :)

    Keith wrote:
    when you said you got Tube's CD I knew it had to be BusterK

    I wasn't aware he had a reputation for it, but when she got it this morning, I saw his sig in a recent post in the thread, and that was my guess.

    p.s. Buster, you have inadvertently given me presents. I am taking all of those CDs. Except for Tube's. I already got that one from a tape trading list, obviously.

    I used to be more private about my name but now I have it in my signature so whatevs

    I wanted to e-mail the album closer to when you would get your package delivered but this way worked out to work you into a froth

    Anyway, @Saralynn I'm glad you like your haul. Since there is no weight limit on those flat rate boxes I just started tossing stuff in there though rest assured it was all stuff I hope you will enjoy
    Lastly, sorry about that passage saying I included song files
    I was considering it but decided on sending whole albums instead and forgot to edit that part out

    Oh no worries! Good to know there's no weight limit, I need to start getting together little things for my satanee. Thanks again, you're the beeesssttttt.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote:
    pretty sure the first cassette i ever bought myself was

    61pSmqrnm5L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

    I think I still have mine somewhere.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Fuckin HUUUURRGGH MORE GIFTS FROM NUMBERS

    o52f1.jpg
    There's a sack. A SACK.

    Inside was a TOTALLY BITCHIN New Jersey Devils hoodie, which fits like a dream, and a new wallet - both from my wishlist and greatly appreciated!
    6T3a2.jpg

    My wallet actually shit itself like a week ago and I was debating whether to buy a new one. I'm glad I didn't! This one is really nice!

    Thanks Numbers!

    regular%20sig.png
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Hockey stuff is always nice

    And holy shit that wallet

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    New Jersey, #pipe?

    I thought we were bros

This discussion has been closed.