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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    To my Satan: don't buy me these pants



    How bout

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    ThreeCubed on
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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Also, what happened to Keith?

    I'm...right here?

    There's Keith and Kieth.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    To my Satan: don't buy me these pants



    How bout

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    I owned a pair of these for 2 weeks over the summer!

    I say 2 weeks because I was unaware you're not supposed to wash them.

    :[

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  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    To my Satan: don't buy me these pants

    Good advice. That's way too much money to pay for ugly pants.

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    My first cd:

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    yeeeepppppppppppppppppp

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Vivienne just told me I have a large package.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    gross

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    those songs were pretty fun though

    the brian boitano one in particular

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    It's a bit strange though because the package is Korean and from what I understand, their packages are below average.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man, I'm in love with everyone's gifts.

    Sara Lynn's haul is making me look at my Satanee's lot and realize how puny it is. I hope he/she likes it anyway.

    Updated list going to Neville:
    Spoiler:

    BEAST! revealed himself as Theidar's satan :)

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sal wrote:
    My first cd:

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    yeeeepppppppppppppppppp

    This is, against all odds, an extremely well written musical score. It uses a classic musical theatre device in ending the 2nd act with a medley, revisiting songs already featured, reminding the viewer where all the major players stand and what's everyone's motivation.


    and Up There is also great

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  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Bought some more THINGS!!!! for my Satanee! I feel bad though seeing what they got their Satanee and what little I am giving in comparison. Maybe a velvet painting of me nude on a bear rug in front of a fireplace is needed to sweeten the pot.

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    Hey Satan!
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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    It looks like Part 1 of my gift will end up being split up, so while I was planning on my gift onslaught being 2, maybe 3 attacks, it may double.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Janson wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man, I'm in love with everyone's gifts.

    Sara Lynn's haul is making me look at my Satanee's lot and realize how puny it is. I hope he/she likes it anyway.

    Updated list going to Neville:
    Spoiler:

    BEAST! revealed himself as Theidar's satan :)

    Oh whoops. Thanks @Janson for watching out for my silly ass.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Bought some more THINGS!!!! for my Satanee! I feel bad though seeing what they got their Satanee and what little I am giving in comparison. Maybe a velvet painting of me nude on a bear rug in front of a fireplace is needed to sweeten the pot.

    But my person didn't get their presents yet...

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I just made the most kick ass breakfast bowls. Juggling potatoes, bacon, and eggs like a champ. Actually, it was my first time ever cooking bacon and they were aces.

    But my shitty cheese grater finally bit it so unless my Satan is a mind reader, I know what I'm asking my folks for before Christmas.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Alright, I got all my satanee's stuff together and boxed up! Just need to grab a card, write a nice message, and mail it off. You'll get your things sometime next week, I think, anonymous recipient!

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote:
    There has been a horrible, horrible accident and it turns out the packages with my gifts in them were assumed to be trash when they were left outside my door and were thrown in the dumpster and compacted! Sorry Satan, whoever you are!
    Spoiler:

    THANKS SATAN

    This was from me.

    There were supposed to be notes with the gifts but I guess they didn't get included.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Oops.

    Double post.

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  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Bought some more THINGS!!!! for my Satanee! I feel bad though seeing what they got their Satanee and what little I am giving in comparison. Maybe a velvet painting of me nude on a bear rug in front of a fireplace is needed to sweeten the pot.

    But my person didn't get their presents yet...

    Silly Keith, Im not your Satan!
    Spoiler:

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    I was gonna Amazon my satan a teaser gift but the thing I wanted to send had no gift options.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    TankHammer wrote:
    There has been a horrible, horrible accident and it turns out the packages with my gifts in them were assumed to be trash when they were left outside my door and were thrown in the dumpster and compacted! Sorry Satan, whoever you are!
    Spoiler:

    THANKS SATAN

    This was from me.

    There were supposed to be notes with the gifts but I guess they didn't get included.

    I got your real name but that was it. No other information.

    Gifts were awesome-tastic and I will enjoy them immensely!

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ugh I hate trying to buy amazon digital items as gifts (not for my satan, shopping for someone else)

    Weaver on
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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    Oh my god I just realized how much use I can make out of living right next door to a print shop.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
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    A mandolin!!!! Wooooo!! :o

    And a packing slip but no note, so thank you so much Mystery Satan, you have made my day <3

    Sweet Fucking Christ.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    This takes me back.


    I will never not crack up at this guy's voice



    That episode is on the TV RIGHT NOW.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Wave 3 coming this weekend. I kind of expected to see posts about Wave 2, not sure what's going on with that.... =P

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    Went ahead and ordered my person a teaser gift. Since I'm shipping from my own post today or tomorrow, no idea which will show up first.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Speicher, GermanyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Mailed out your gift today. It may or may not be the only thing you get.

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    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    Hey does anyone still have the old front yard front lawn whatever giant pics of the SE folk being drawn?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Finally a box!

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    (with addresses carefully hidden with a tube on Bepanthen)
    Spoiler:

    And here is everyone together.

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    Batman, to the right is investigating where the fuck my tampons are Sandra.

    Other than that it's more than I deserve thanks again!

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Speicher, GermanyRegistered User regular
    Coffee is always good.

    XBL: Mega Spooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Yaaay! Finally!

    Viv told me when I was inquiring about your coffee proclivities (since you had a thinger on your list) that you had nothing at all at your place with which to make coffee. Which is horrifying, first of all, but also an opportunity to force other people to enjoy what I enjoy! Also how do you have coffee filters if you don't have anything to make coffee with? Was she lying?

    Anyway I used to be a french press person but I swear to whatever that hand-dripped or pour-over or whatever you want to call it is the best coffee I have ever consumed. It's bitterness free and so delicious. Plus it's less of a huge pain in the ass to clean up than a press, believe me. Those Hario things are apparently popular in some places that I wouldn't know about because I live on the moon, but they're what I use and they're lovely. The coffee beans are from my favourite coffee shop! It's on top of a saddle between two mountains, over which the ancient fortress wall of the city runs, up the street from the president's house. The mugs are handmade by two different artists and are from a gallery down the street from me that specializes in Korean artists and crafts!

    ...also the grinder is the burr grinder I would totally buy myself if I could.

    Anyway I hope you enjoy your coffee! It is not as totally insanely badass as your presents, sadly.
    Spoiler:

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    That coffee hand-dripper thingy looks really interesting. Aaaaand now I crave coffee. Hrm.

    Thankfully my office is just above a coffee place. BRB.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    The best part about hand-drip is that as long as you have the patience to pour it (which doesn't really take that long) and the cone and filters, you are good to go

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    ...and something to put it in, it makes a mess on the counter otherwise, take it from me

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    I will pour it directly into my mouth, like a caffeine drip-feed.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Sandra explains to me that the front of the card says send keith a message, hey he's big in Korea!

    take that, @Viscount Islands

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