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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    so it looks like I might need my Satanee's phone number for this order... or should I just use my own phone number... oh man I am so stressed

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I used my own.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    ya I'm just gonna change the whole thing up entirely

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    oh my gosh @tox !!!!

    so i come home after a poopy week of work, and what do i spy waiting for me?

    a package!

    (excuse the pack of cigs, i didn't want our real names out in public <3 )
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    i read the sweet note:
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    and was blown away by the contents!
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    awwww, you sweet thang you. its like you know me so well! Candy! And Starman! I've been wanting to start this series for ages, so that is kick butt! and charms for my crocs! I loooove it!

    check em! How stylish is that?
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    i love that the gator actually matches the lacoste gator, of which most of my polos are, so i will look so damn stylish!

    you rock @tox

    <3<3<3

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    @Blake T I just cooked my first recipe from your cookbook. I made the stir-fry beef with sichuan pepper and salt and lemon juice. Even without the precisely correct ingredient list (this special soy sauce is going to be hard to find, and I just used Korean rice wine) it was amazing.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Glad you like it bro! Keith and Sassori were both extremely helpful.

    I did end up getting the Starman from a local used book store, so I hope it's in good condition. They rarely sell stuff that isn't, and I gave it a cursory flip-through to double check, but you never know.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ok, last call!
    Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    BEAST! ->Theidar

    BusterK -> Sara Lynn/2

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2/3 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Isoldae -> TankHammer

    kadith -> skettios

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5/2 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    Sal -> Uriel -> Aphostile

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    SLyM -> Usagi

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3 -> lostwords/2

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? -> neville

    ??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Jeez, way to show off you can eat solid foods Sandra.

    What soy sauce are you having trouble getting hold of?

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    its in pretty diesel condition, brah! thanks again! reading it now

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Um, the kecap manis. The thing is, I have literally no idea what it would be called in Korean, and I tried to explain the flavor profile as the book told it to the shopkeeper at our mart in Korean, and she stared at me and she was like, "These are baaasically all the same, by different brands. Try this one."

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Wombat!! wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    @Wombat!! 2 things

    .1 i hope you got your presents! if not I will be VERY put out.
    2. did you read/like wreckers?

    @Antimatter
    I just got home from school, but I didn't see anything at the door. Would it be a door-type package, or something for the mailbox? I didn't see anything on my way in. (aka Uh Oh)

    I've started Wreckers and I've been enjoying it! It's been a good escape along with my current "fun" novel as a break from O Chem and physics reading.
    It should've been a door type package
    a couple of tubes

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Um, the kecap manis. The thing is, I have literally no idea what it would be called in Korean, and I tried to explain the flavor profile as the book told it to the shopkeeper at our mart in Korean, and she stared at me and she was like, "These are baaasically all the same, by different brands. Try this one."

    it's Indonesian, so maybe ask if they have any Indonesian soy sauces?

    you can replace it with molasses mixed with a bit of vegetable stock

    or, at worst, you can replace it with regular soy sauce mixed in with some palm sugar

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    yesss he got you the jibbitz

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Oh well that explains it.

    They definitely will not have any Indonesian sauces! Basically in Korea you can get Korean ingredients, northern Chinese ingredients, and every oooonce in a while some Japanese things. Southeast Asian cuisine is basically a mystery outside of Thai restaurants.

    I do have molasses and palm sugar and stock, so next time I'll do that.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It can also be known as Indonesian soy sauce.

    I uh, almost asked, try, you local asian food store, and then stopped.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    yesss he got you the jibbitz

    Yes I did! There's a Crocs store at my local mall, so I went ahead and did a little shopping.

    I even entered the survey hoping to win some credit to buy more stuff. Sadly, I did not.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Hahahaha, that would have been awesome. You have an excuse, you're dying of food poisoning. What did you eat?

    I actually am thinking that if I want to acquire some of the actual thing it might be easier to find at an Asian grocery store in the States than to track down here, stupid as that is.

    But I'll check the couple of foreign grocery stores that have substantial non-Korean-Asian sections first.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I've got no fucking idea, the only thing I ate that was different to Vivienne before I got struck down as a quiche and a smoothie.

    It better not have been the lemon tart, let me tell you cause I'm not going to stop eating those.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Just eating lemon tart and vomiting

    forever

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee


    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Apparently Amazon split my order, so only half of a gift arrived for one lucky forumer. The rest appears about a day or 2 behind it.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

    I would demand tips next time, then.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote:
    oh my gosh @tox !!!!

    so i come home after a poopy week of work, and what do i spy waiting for me?

    a package!

    (excuse the pack of cigs, i didn't want our real names out in public <3 )
    2mpc56v.jpg

    i read the sweet note:
    2z883s4.jpg

    and was blown away by the contents!
    2556kwo.jpg

    awwww, you sweet thang you. its like you know me so well! Candy! And Starman! I've been wanting to start this series for ages, so that is kick butt! and charms for my crocs! I loooove it!

    check em! How stylish is that?
    14ay8bd.jpg

    i love that the gator actually matches the lacoste gator, of which most of my polos are, so i will look so damn stylish!

    you rock @tox

    <3<3<3

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    That is an awesome haul, @lostwords !
    Fitting, because you're awesome!
    I am jealous! EEeeeeeee

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

    I would demand tips next time, then.

    What makes you think I didn't get them?

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

    I would demand tips next time, then.

    What makes you think I didn't get them?

    @godmode let's just say I didn't think you'd be interested :winky:

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Ahahahahaha! What the fuck!? Someone apparently bought me the last season of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air from amazon

    Which one of you was it?

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha! What the fuck!? Someone apparently bought me the last season of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air from amazon

    Which one of you was it?

    Clearly someone who got scared ...

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

    I would demand tips next time, then.

    What makes you think I didn't get them?

    @godmode let's just say I didn't think you'd be interested :winky:

    Well, I mean I carried the cupcakes just about the whole time from when we picked them up until we handed them over! Perhaps I should've gotten a tip instead.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

    I would demand tips next time, then.

    What makes you think I didn't get them?

    @godmode let's just say I didn't think you'd be interested :winky:

    Well, I mean I carried the cupcakes just about the whole time from when we picked them up until we handed them over! Perhaps I should've gotten a tip instead.

    You didn't get one?

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

    I would demand tips next time, then.

    What makes you think I didn't get them?

    @godmode let's just say I didn't think you'd be interested :winky:

    Well, I mean I carried the cupcakes just about the whole time from when we picked them up until we handed them over! Perhaps I should've gotten a tip instead.

    You didn't get one?

    I think the tip lostwords gave me was "Skyrim is awesome!"

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    lostwords wrote:

    also special shout out to @keith and @sassori for helping him compile such an awesome haul! though i will probably not be sharing the candy with y'alls. all for meeeeee

    I might go into cupcake delivery now.

    I would demand tips next time, then.

    What makes you think I didn't get them?

    @godmode let's just say I didn't think you'd be interested :winky:

    Well, I mean I carried the cupcakes just about the whole time from when we picked them up until we handed them over! Perhaps I should've gotten a tip instead.

    You didn't get one?

    I think the tip lostwords gave me was "Skyrim is awesome!"

    Gray rainbow! (at least, for anyone using the pure style of the new forum)

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Well I'm really happy that I was able to participate this year. I look forward to doing it again next year!

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha! What the fuck!? Someone apparently bought me the last season of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air from amazon

    Which one of you was it?

    Clearly someone who got scared ...

    @Feebsicle was it you?

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Wombat!! wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    @Wombat!! 2 things

    .1 i hope you got your presents! if not I will be VERY put out.
    2. did you read/like wreckers?

    @Antimatter
    I just got home from school, but I didn't see anything at the door. Would it be a door-type package, or something for the mailbox? I didn't see anything on my way in. (aka Uh Oh)

    I've started Wreckers and I've been enjoying it! It's been a good escape along with my current "fun" novel as a break from O Chem and physics reading.
    It should've been a door type package
    a couple of tubes

    My room mate had a package today that he picked up, and nothing for myself was there with it, so let's just hope it was delayed or something as he got something of his proper

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    There's apparently been mailing issues with the entire company, wombat

    tons of people have had their packages delayed

    should be coming

    glad you're enjoying wreckers!

    Antimatter on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I'm worried that my wishlist items were both-

    1. Too expensive for my benefactor.

    2. Too focused on only two or three interests, preventing my benefactor from being able to gauge the things that I enjoy.


    Weaver on
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I am sad because I know I won't be getting a package over the next two days, plus I know my Satan will get theirs on Monday

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Um, the kecap manis. The thing is, I have literally no idea what it would be called in Korean, and I tried to explain the flavor profile as the book told it to the shopkeeper at our mart in Korean, and she stared at me and she was like, "These are baaasically all the same, by different brands. Try this one."

    kecap (ketjap) is not actual soysauce, it's made from caramelized sugar. Manis means they want you to use the sweet variety (there's manis(sweetish) and asin (salty)

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