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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    So, after playing phone tag with my land lord for like 3 days, I finally got ahold of a package that had arrived for me!
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    Ooooh, I wonder what's inside?
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    With the accompanying message: "I love these movies, the re-imagining sounds great." and "Another post-apocalyptic world. Am I sensing a theme? Your Satan has work to do, perhaps/"

    And so I say Thank You, Neville! I've been meaning to pick up Red Son for ages, and I too loved the original NGE saga, so I've been curious to see what they do with the re-imagining. 1.11 was fairly faithful to the old series, but from the preview it sounds like that's not going to be the case for 2.22!

    Merry Christmas and again, I greatly appreciate the generosity shown!

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Excellent!
    Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    BEAST! ->Theidar

    BusterK -> Sara Lynn/2

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2/3 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Isoldae -> TankHammer

    kadith -> skettios

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3/4

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5/2 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    Sal -> Uriel -> Aphostile

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    SLyM -> Usagi

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3 -> lostwords/2

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? -> neville -> Forar

    ??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I know my Satanee's gotten something, kinda surprised there hasn't been a follow up post yet
    probably tomorrow, then

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Fyndir, how do you pronounce "bosoms"

    You stick them in a push up bra

    Amazing.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Blake, you've quickly become one of my favorite forumers in the last few weeks for little posts like that.
    MANCRUSH STATUS: ACTIVE
    sorry viv

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    But he's been making posts like that for years?

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Yay Neville yay!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    don't call it a comeback

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I've been here for years.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    I've been here for years.

    Where is: "in my heart"?

    I'll take "Information about Tonkka" for $800, Alex.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    20 = twunny

    $3.50=tree fitty

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Holy shit.
    I got a package from Amazon and assumed it was something I bought on Black Friday.

    Nope...

    IT WAS A KINDLE :o

    I don't know who you are, mystery Satan, but you are glorious!!!

    It also said "multiple packages, but they have been split up"
    oh god there's more?!

    eEEEEEEE!!

    I have been wanting one of these for a long time and I read a ton, so this is an amazing, amazing gift!
    Thank you!

    (I am running off to dinner now, but I'll get some pictures later!)

    <3<3<3


    edit: although it COULD be from my other friend who I am doing a gift exchange with. So if this isn't from you, Satan, that is ok too! :o

    neville on
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  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    aw man, awesome

    what kind of kindle

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I am jealous of everybody who is gifted Kindles

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    20 = twunny

    $3.50=tree fitty

    tree fiddy

    c'mon son!

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Al
    zucchini wrote:
    aw man, awesome

    what kind of kindle

    Regular I think?
    Doesn't say DX or anything else.

    I dunno! But it is awesome!!!!

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    20 = twunny

    $3.50=tree fitty

    tree fiddy

    c'mon son!

    But that's how it's pronounced in Virginia!

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Oh shit neville, you scored big time.

    Also thanks mortal sky!

    Blake T on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    lots of people mispronounce the word "pronunciation"

    true fact

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    lots of people mispronounce the word "pronunciation"

    true fact

    kinda like how people usually misspell "misspell"

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm planning on shipping the main gift tomorrow.

    Sorry for the delay, dear satanee.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    wait, if you dont say bagel like beggles, how do you say it?

    I say bayguls

    long A sound

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    is a baygull like a sea gull

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Dear Satan, if you haven't shipped yet, and if you're shipping from home, I humbly request that re: my box

    Put a bird on it.

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    how the hell else would you say water

    wah-ter?

    Jesus I bet that sounds insufferable

    "worter"

    ahahhaah oh my god that's ridiculous

    like a scared dog

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    And so the East Coast-West Coast battle continues.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    And so the Least Coast-Best Coast battle continues.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    And so the Least Coast-Best Coast battle continues.

    8->

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    dang whatever happened to that map of the US you could click on to hear different regional accents

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    And so the Beast Coast-Pest Coast battle continues.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    dang whatever happened to that map of the US you could click on to hear different regional accents

    http://aschmann.net/AmEng/

    ?

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    After careful testing, I seem to perform admirably in executing the old-timey WWII newsreel accent/inflection.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I can do the Swedish Chef, does that count for anything?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    dang whatever happened to that map of the US you could click on to hear different regional accents

    http://aschmann.net/AmEng/

    ?

    nah, it was slicker than that

    it had a person in each region reading the same couple of sentences to show the differences in pronunciation

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote:
    dang whatever happened to that map of the US you could click on to hear different regional accents

    http://aschmann.net/AmEng/

    ?

    nah, it was slicker than that

    it had a person in each region reading the same couple of sentences to show the differences in pronunciation

    Yeah I figured

    I'll just go...stand over here now

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    keith, where are you going

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    He's going over to "The Keith Corner"

    Don't go over there, man

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    btw, despite having no idea who you are, according to Amazon my, err, Satan'ee's gifts should be arriving tomorrow, or perhaps just early this week. There should be 4 items, and hopefully unlike the package I sent for the G&T SS exchange, they won't inexplicably split it into 2 boxes for no good reason. Unless they were being sent from different facilities or something, that'd be a pretty good reason, but annoying all the same.

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Centipede Damascus is always welcome in the Keith Corner

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Hey, so, Satan, my parents have bought me a bunch of the stuff from my list. If you were intending on buying anything from it, get someone to contact me and then I can give them to email of my brother who knows what my parents got me!

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