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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    I can't tell if this story is better or worse than the lottery

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    yeah I'm sure they'll let you return it. It was their bad, not yours

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    I can't tell if this story is better or worse than the lottery

    Like, that story where they randomly pick a kid from the village to stone? I'm gonna say yours is slightly better or equal. But not worse.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Veretas wrote:
    I can't tell if this story is better or worse than the lottery

    Dude they will probably let you keep it. Amazon has pretty good customer serviced.

    So since you will profit it will be better.

    Blake T on
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Metroid was the lottery story before your time

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    You should look it up though.

    Veretas' life went up then down in a matter of days.

    How is your mother veretas?

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I'm going to say ... yes

    E: Found it. On page one. Everybody's happy. It's like a movie you know is going to go to shit, isn't it?

    E2: Aaaand there's the shit commence docking with the fan ...

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    More like an awkward comedy.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    For speed reading just Ctrl F veretas' posts.

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    You should look it up though.

    Veretas' life went up then down in a matter of days.

    How is your mother veretas?

    Meh

    She continues to do nothing productive

    The week I spent with her as she helped me move out to Washington was the first time I saw her in a year. And it was a pretty rough week, tensions flared and whatnot.

    Our relationship is kinda strange now.

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Hell just read the thread titles as they were made

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Yeah wow that is one of the shittiest of shitty things to happen dude. I have to note, that I think whippy may work at Amazon because
    so why is he not getting the money?

    from what we can gather, v's mom got scared

    and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Ahahahahaha holy shit I forgot about that.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Oh god I just stepped on those air-chamber-packaging Amazon uses, almost shit myself scarred silly. I am way too tired and jumpy now; they're conflicting!

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    That's how I feel too hi5!

  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    I got a recruiting email from Amazon today.

    Fuck that shit though I'm retired.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Weaver join their ranks

    work your way up

    become the CEO

    and then send me the rest of the Bel-Air DVDs

  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    pffft

    I'd need like

    ambitions

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Wait Weaver how old are you? I just sort of assume everyone in here is in their late 20's early 30's

  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    32

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    How old is the ocean?

    How old are the mountains?

    How old is Weaver?

    These are the questions no one has the answers to.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah wow that is one of the shittiest of shitty things to happen dude.

    Literally the oldest con in the book too.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    How old is the ocean?

    How old are the mountains?

    How old is Weaver?

    These are the questions no one has the answers to.

    1) 2 Million years old
    2) 2.1 Million years old
    3) 32

    Alt answers: 42

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I done got me one of dem der boxes!!!
    Spoiler:

    Must be something good! The bastards poked a hole in the box to see my goodies.
    Spoiler:

    And goodies they were. Check out my haul and be jealous.
    Spoiler:
    Contained are:
    A Nerf Maverick. Now I can dual wield!
    Nerf sticky darts. For when suction just won't do
    Monty Python Live! DVD. I've wanted this for so long. I love te Hollywood Bowl show.
    Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale. His best standup show that I can't watch enough of
    Adventure Bros: Season Two. The best season.

    Not pictured is an very nice letter in which he said dirty things and hated on my choice of music. Yay!

    An awesome haul from my secret Satan, HUNTER!!!

    Thank you so much dude! I love it all!

    Glad you like it

    Also, seriously, fuck Dave Matthews. Bluegrass is cool though, but bluegrass Dave Matthews is like ten thousands banshees ear raping you with banjos.

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    good news I have finally gotten around to placing the first order for my person

    edit: and now I have placed the order for that other thing too, you know what I am talking about

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    I hope customs don't fuck with my packages

    I sure hope

    I'd be pissed if they took out the violin, the umbrella or the money

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Whats this in my mailbox? Why, its stuffed full of even more Satany good(evil)ness?

    Some sauce from a place called Quaker Steak & Lube, and to answer your question in your card, no I've never seen this place before. A toad shaped cookie cutter, the movie Doom, and a set of festive usb powered LED christmas lights, and a sweet Shadow of the Colossus bag!

    Thank you very much Perrsun! I'm looking forward to tonight, because I'm going to use this sauce on these pork tenderloins I've got in the fridge!

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    Do they also sell meat... lube?

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Sticks wrote:
    Do they also sell meat... lube?

    Synthetic or...natural?
    Spoiler:

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Tiny Toons is the reason about a third of this board knows who They Might Be Giants are.

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    I know because of Civilization III.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    @Veretas:

    AH HA HA HA HA! Oh man. Your life.

    List:
    Spoiler:

    ThreeCubed on
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    So I just realized something

    You know that Fresh Prince DVD I got unexpectedly? Well I just checked amazon on the status of my earlier order of the LOTR extended edition box set. It says it was delivered the same day I got this thing. Someone fucking changed me out.

    This was on Friday. I guess I'm gonna have to call Amazon to straighten this shit out.

    I mean it sucks that you probably paid more for the LOTR set, but Fresh Prince is totally a billion times better

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    oh my god

    veretas got bel-aired

    Story of my fucking life

    I'm just so mad I didn't fucking make the connection sooner.

    I'll have to go to the UPS store this week to ship it back.

    this happened to Balefuego over thanksgiving. He ordered a new tv through amazon, and they brought him a child's motorbike thing instead. They had both orders in the truck, and he realized the mistake right before they left. He was confused at first because there was no markings on the box, it was just a big thing so he was like oh ok.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    as a side note I think the lottery story may be one of my favorite things to ever have seen happen on an internet forum.

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    I guess bale left for greener pastures

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Haven't seen Viscount Islands around for a bit.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    It's like a horror movie. One by one....

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    oh my god

    veretas got bel-aired

    Story of my fucking life

    I'm just so mad I didn't fucking make the connection sooner.

    I'll have to go to the UPS store this week to ship it back.

    this happened to Balefuego over thanksgiving. He ordered a new tv through amazon, and they brought him a child's motorbike thing instead. They had both orders in the truck, and he realized the mistake right before they left. He was confused at first because there was no markings on the box, it was just a big thing so he was like oh ok.

    My name was on the packaging though, which was weird. I'm thinking the USPS dude did something shady.

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